TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! - Page 74

HomerMcvie · #**1096** 03-27-2011, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Ok, TMI for me from my neighbour... Her boyfriend works offshore on an oil rig and is away for 3 weeks, back for 2... I always know when it's his first night back because I don't get to sleep until quite late! Their bedroom is right above mine and last night, what the *^!! NO idea what he was doing but I have never heard sex like it! I wanted to thump on the ceiling and tell them to either hurry up and finish or shut the ^^^! up!

I still want a "like" button on the Ledge. Back when I rented, I LOVED it, when I'd hear my neighbors, fukcing like dogs!

That, and my Ledgie sexter, to do something, more than show me pocket change!

daniellaaarisen · #**1097** 03-27-2011, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Stop being me, and Cosmo Kramer!!!! I've faked it, several times. It's hard for them to tell, when you're wearing a raincoat.
Sometimes, enough is enough, and you just wanna get some sleep!
REALLY. I can go forever, and if it's pushing up on 6AM,....."wow, that was GREAT..."

Zzzzzzzzzzz.

I think, generally speaking, it's easier for guys to make themselves finish though, am I right? Obviously there are some who can go forever and have a hard time finishing but I think it's a lot easier for men to put mind over matter in those situations. Consider yourselves lucky!

markolas · #**1098** 03-27-2011, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

I think, generally speaking, it's easier for guys to make themselves finish though, am I right? Obviously there are some who can go forever and have a hard time finishing but I think it's a lot easier for men to put mind over matter in those situations. Consider yourselves lucky!

Unless they take Zoloft.

fumidesigns · #**1099** 03-27-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

chile please! enough!!!! i've only kept it REAL a few times. smh u just gotta let them know when they're done. smh!

fumidesigns · #**1100** 03-27-2011, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I still want a "like" button on the Ledge. Back when I rented, I LOVED it, when I'd hear my neighbors, fukcing like dogs!

That, and my Ledgie sexter, to do something, more than show me pocket change!

oh speaking of neighbors........i'll never forget when i was in phx and my neighbors you to fukc all the time! at first, i must admit, i was turned on cause they sounded so damn hot! but then i saw them.........looking like the damn number 10! overly dirty and just sloppy and nasty. from that point on, if they had sex, i would scream at the top of my lungs "shut the fukc up!!!" they RUINED my fantasy! not too long after they moved. thank GOD!

GODDESS6 · #**1101** 03-27-2011, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

before my hubby? numerous times~ w/ the hubby, never, he knows his stuff

~ been together 25 years, 18 of them married & he can still curl my toes

~

HomerMcvie · #**1102** 03-27-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

I think, generally speaking, it's easier for guys to make themselves finish though, am I right? Obviously there are some who can go forever and have a hard time finishing but I think it's a lot easier for men to put mind over matter in those situations. Consider yourselves lucky!

I think for most guys, it's easy. I've always been able to go #1)honestly, longer than I want, and #2)what's worse, longer than they want.
Not always, but I can usually go as long as I want to, without having a first orgasm.
I hate it. I love that rarity for me, when I get off in 5 minutes

HomerMcvie · #**1103** 03-27-2011, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fumidesigns

oh speaking of neighbors........i'll never forget when i was in phx and my neighbors you to fukc all the time! at first, i must admit, i was turned on cause they sounded so damn hot! but then i saw them.........looking like the damn number 10! overly dirty and just sloppy and nasty. from that point on, if they had sex, i would scream at the top of my lungs "shut the fukc up!!!" they RUINED my fantasy! not too long after they moved. thank GOD!

Oh god, my neighbors were the cutest little couple you ever saw! I loved hearing them fukcing! I'd often take matters into hand! Wanna know why they moved? Someone broke into their apartment(I own the building), AND ALL they stole, was a homemade porno tape, of THEM fukcing. NOTHING ELSE. He said I didn't provide a secure building. Now WHO breaks into someone's apartment, to steal ONE videotape??? No TV? No DVD player? No computer? Nothing else? I mean, come on!
I told him, "Nick, you've obviously told the wrong person, that you two had made a home porno. Think about who you've told, because your thief's on that list".
(No, it wasn't me, although I'd certainly liked to have had a copy!

)

fumidesigns · #**1104** 03-27-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Oh god, my neighbors were the cutest little couple you ever saw! I loved hearing them fukcing! I'd often take matters into hand! Wanna know why they moved? Someone broke into their apartment(I own the building), AND ALL they stole, was a homemade porno tape, of THEM fukcing. NOTHING ELSE. He said I didn't provide a secure building. Now WHO breaks into someone's apartment, to steal ONE videotape??? No TV? No DVD player? No computer? Nothing else? I mean, come on!
I told him, "Nick, you've obviously told the wrong person, that you two had made a home porno. Think about who you've told, because your thief's on that list".
(No, it wasn't me, although I'd certainly liked to have had a copy!

)

yeah they bragged too much! smh! that sucks tho.

i wish my neighbors were hot. they were so hideous i was disgusted!!!!! lucky you! lol

GypsySorcerer · #**1105** 03-27-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

Very few. Like Stevie says, "I am not an actress."

Having said that, I have a lot of trouble achieving the "g-spot" orgasm; the other way, I'm usually good.

LittleCharmer · #**1106** 03-27-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

Honestly, most of them. It's just easier :') Nobody really does it for me, except me.

fumidesigns · #**1107** 03-27-2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

Honestly, most of them. It's just easier :') Nobody really does it for me, except me.

this is the truest statement!!!!! i rock the hell outta my world!!!! lmao!

**mylittledemon** · #**1108** 03-27-2011, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

I think, generally speaking, it's easier for guys to make themselves finish though, am I right? Obviously there are some who can go forever and have a hard time finishing but I think it's a lot easier for men to put mind over matter in those situations. Consider yourselves lucky!

Yeah it's easy, but I think the fun is "holding out" which you can train yourself to do. I can go for 10 minutes, or I can go for 2 hours... doesn't matter.

daniellaaarisen · #**1109** 03-27-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GODDESS6

before my hubby? numerous times~ w/ the hubby, never, he knows his stuff

~ been together 25 years, 18 of them married & he can still curl my toes

~

I'm so damn jealous.

daniellaaarisen · #**1110** 03-27-2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

Honestly, most of them. It's just easier :') Nobody really does it for me, except me.

I'm the exact same. Not that I can't have good sex without one-- I totally can enjoy the experience regardless. The worst is when you tell someone you're close and they stop what they're doing and do something else, thinking it'll bring you over the edge. NO. Boys, keep doing what you were doing.

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Yeah it's easy, but I think the fun is "holding out" which you can train yourself to do. I can go for 10 minutes, or I can go for 2 hours... doesn't matter.

That, my friend, is the perfect penis then.