Things that make you go ew. - Page 7

DrummerDeanna · #91 07-30-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Thank you for explaining that, Paula!!!

I briefly wondered what on Earth a pussy zit was, and then quickly figured I did NOT want to know.

omg. I didn't even read it like that until Paula's post

sparky · #92 07-30-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KarmaContestant

Mayo
Fishy smells
Most hetero porn

Any food like tofu, or with the same consistency
ALL seafood. In my eyes, crabs and lobsters are...well....basically GIANT ARACHNIDS!?! I'd sooner eat a grasshopper than a shrimp.
Raw meat, hell, dead animals, raw or cooked, period, pretty much gross me out totally
Spiders.........*spine tingles at the thought*
Cat puke...well, any puke, but especially cat puke
....the way homeless people smell....
Beer on a mans' breath....whiskey is okay though.
Phlegm
Snaggle-teeth
Bad breath....usually the case with people who don't floss....ugh, the smell of food rotting between their teeth nearly sends me into convulsions.
Kissing a girl

Farting...unless it's on South Park
Bad body odor. Some slight body odor can be pleasant...even erotic, in the right circumstances.
Smelly feet
Chai
Penthouse Magazine
smelly drains
sewage
bacne

Oh, and I smoke, but only outdoors. And I love it. Sorry.

Oh, yeah, and to all of the mentions about food in the corners of peoples' mouths. Bleeeccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh. I totally agree. *does nasty dance*

This would about be my list. Ugh, the seafood ! Crabs and Lobsters are the ROACHES of the sea. They eat the garbage off the floor. Blech. The smell is rank.

I would add anything off a fragrance counter to this list. And add that b.o. and sweat are two entirely different things : )

And anything that comes out of a cat is toxic, toxic beyond compare. Superfund toxic.

xxxmx · #93 07-30-2005, 03:23 PM

also:

smoked fish spread
smooooth jazz radio stations

both are offensive to me. my father is currently eating the spread and listening to the jazz. please go back to your place, dad

golden braid · #94 07-30-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

omg. I didn't even read it like that until Paula's post

Now I get it. I must have read Paula's post ten times and never understood her point until I read Deanna's post.

wondergirl9847 · #95 07-30-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxmx

smooooth jazz radio stations

I like some smoooooooth jazz. LOL I downloaded a couple of songs I heard on 107.5 The Oasis..Dallas/Fort Worth's smooooooth jazz station[/soft voice]. LOL

Johnny Stew · #96 07-30-2005, 06:32 PM

I'm actually surprised at how many people think mayo is disgusting. I LOVE mayo... I've even been known to eat a spoonful of it.

Ironically though, I do not like eggs. Not scrambled, not sunny-side up, not over-easy. Not no way, not no how.
Go figure.

My biggest "eww" though, is seafood -- any and all kinds.

Red · #97 07-30-2005, 07:52 PM

Wow, I'm in the minority here! I love mayo, eggs, seafood, rare meat AND beer breath.

But as far as what's gross, I agree on the cat stuff, puh-see zits, Toby Keith and Discovery docs on unborn twins randonly found in abdomens.
Additions: moths, cooked raisins, really tight pants on people who should not be wearing really tight pants and whoever thinks they're really cool for wearing sunglasses indoors. WTF?

BTFLCHLD · #98 07-30-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

omg. I didn't even read it like that until Paula's post

i read it as pussy thought maybe is was that texas twang wndrgrl types on nxt time my friend has one thats what im gonna call it

dissention · #99 07-30-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

I LOVE mayo... I've even been known to eat a spoonful of it.

I have to clean up my vomit now. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Ironically though, I do not like eggs. Not scrambled, not sunny-side up, not over-easy. Not no way, not no how.
Go figure.

I don't eat chicken and I don't eat potential chickens, either. Never in my life will I eat an egg.

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

My biggest "eww" though, is seafood -- any and all kinds.

Try growing up on the Eastern seaboard. You cannot escape the ****ing stuff. I got down on my knees and thanked the stars when red tide came rolling in this year.

dissention · #**100** 07-30-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

This would about be my list. Ugh, the seafood ! Crabs and Lobsters are the ROACHES of the sea. They eat the garbage off the floor. Blech. The smell is rank.

Never eat anything that has carries it's home around with it. You don't know when it's been cleaned last.

amber · #**101** 07-30-2005, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Never eat anything that has carries it's home around with it. You don't know when it's been cleaned last.

That's at least the second time I've seen you say that. Are your writers on strike?

KarmaContestant · #**102** 07-30-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

Watching this show on Discovery Channel a few nights ago about the odd stuff they've found in people's stomachs/rectums/abdominal cavities. #1 was this guy that had his malformed twin in his abd. for his entire 30-some years of life. They couldn't figure out what it was, scans showed nothing, so they opened him up assuming it was a tumor. They took it out & it looked like raw chicken with hair & teeth. I almost fainted.

Okay, so I read this yesterday, and I laughed about it for a good long time, but today...? Well, all day I haven't been able to stop thinking about.... I didn't see the show, and I really, really need to know.....someone who watched it.....did it really have teeth?

DrummerDeanna · #**103** 07-31-2005, 11:54 AM

And a few more to add to my list:

**That moldy shower curtain or moldy towel smell...WASH YOUR TOWELS PEOPLE!! There's this dude at work who totally smells like a moldy towel - it's so gross.

**When people don't flush the toilet...seriously. What is up with that? I mean isn't that one of the FIRST things people learn when potty training? Flush the f***ing toilet - no one wants to see what you've left behind.

**Outhouses.

**Sandal Stink (Teva's are extra bad - something about them makes feet smell awful)

Mari · #**104** 07-31-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

**When people don't flush the toilet...seriously. What is up with that? I mean isn't that one of the FIRST things people learn when potty training? Flush the f***ing toilet - no one wants to see what you've left behind.

That reminds me...http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles/files/pooh.html

skcin · #**105** 07-31-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Red

...really tight pants on people who should not be wearing really tight pants and whoever thinks they're really cool for wearing sunglasses indoors. WTF?

Camel toe - barf! My friend's brother's girlfriend (who is at least 45 if not older, btw) insists on always wearing tight pants that ride up her ass (and other parts) and crotch-cutter shorts. Not attractive, to say the least. Of course, her look is complete with the same feathered hairdo I had 15 years ago.

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Originally Posted by KarmaContestant

Okay, so I read this yesterday, and I laughed about it for a good long time, but today...? Well, all day I haven't been able to stop thinking about.... I didn't see the show, and I really, really need to know.....someone who watched it.....did it really have teeth?

I'm trying to find a link to it & I can't. I'll keep looking. They kept saying it was a "mess of limbs, hair & teeth" or something like that. When they showed it, it looked like a raw chicken; the skin was all wrinkled & bumpy & there were some bony limbs protruding limply from it. There was an enormous pile of black hair next to it on the table. I didn't see the teeth, but I was heaving right about that time so I may have missed them.

And Mari, nice try, but we all know Stevie does NOT poop.