Musical I Never

[darklinensuit]

I never...come on Eileen.

- Jake

[amber]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I never...come on Eileen.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I never...come on Eileen.

- Jake

And she thanks you i'm sure

[DrummerDeanna]

I never...fixed a hole where the rain comes in

[gldstwmn]

I never...want to tell you all a story
'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well, her daughter came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
She said, Mom, I got a note here
From the Harper Valley PTA

The note said
Mrs. Johnson
You're wearing your dresses
Way too high
It's reported
You've been drinking
And a-runnin' 'round
With men and going wild
And we don't believe
You ought to be bringing
Up your little girl this way
It was signed by the secretary
Harper Valley PTA

Well, it happened that the PTA
Was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson
Wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard
I still recall the words she had to say
She said, I'd like to address this meeting
Of the Harper Valley PTA

Well, there's Bobby Taylor
Sittin' there and seven times
He's asked me for a date
Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice
Whenever he's away
And Mr Baker
Can you tell us why your secretary
Had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones
Be told to keep her window shades
All pulled completely down

Well, Mr Harper couldn't be here
'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath
You'll find she's had a little nip of gin
Then you have the nerve
To tell me you think that as a mother
I'm not fit
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

No, I wouldn't put you on
Because it really did
It happened just this way
The day my Mama
Socked it to the Harper Valley PTA
The day my Mama
Socked it to the Harper Valley PTA

[darklinensuit]

I never...bumped into the man from Mars who had a gun so I tried to run and he shot me dead and he ate my head.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

I never...hopped in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale

[gldstwmn]

I never...followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

[darklinensuit]

I never...remember growing older. When did they?

- Jake

[DrummerDeanna]

I never got a house in the mountains

[gldstwmn]

I never...Hang On Sloopy.

[darklinensuit]

I never...was right outside the club Cherry Bomb.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

I never....reached back like a pimp and slapped the ho

[darklinensuit]

I never...heard the voice in the room next to mine feeling good or sounding good as it closed the door from behind.

- Jake

[gldstwmn]

I never...know what I mean.Mississippi Queen, She taught me everything.