I'm The Only One Who Loves

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by skcin

Curty. Do you love illegal substances tonight?

Nothing you can't buy past 21, my dear.

[skcin]

OK, I've done it. I popped open a can of Labatt Blue Light. It's much better than the Berry.

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

OK, I've done it. I popped open a can of Labatt Blue Light. It's much better than the Berry.

Ats muh gurl!!! Berry sucks. unless it's margaritafied.

[skcin]

Beer is good. Nectar of the Gods - oh wait, is that wine? Who cares...beer is good...

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

Beer is good. Nectar of the Gods - oh wait, is that wine? Who cares...beer is good...

Beer is actually the nectar of the Irish. Same thing? I dunno. But I like it, too. Wine is the nectar of the spectacularly hungover, I think. Nectar of the barfers? something like that.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by amber

Beer is actually the nectar of the Irish. Same thing? I dunno. But I like it, too. Wine is the nectar of the spectacularly hungover, I think. Nectar of the barfers? something like that.

I've been a beer drinker all my life. I'm tired of it. Wine's where it's at now! Just remember to drink a bottle of water after every fourth glass of wine.
Now class, let's get f*cked up!

[skcin]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I've been a beer drinker all my life. I'm tired of it. Wine's where it's at now! Just remember to drink a bottle of water after every fourth glass of wine.
Now class, let's get f*cked up!

I'm on my way, teach!

I don't bother with wine - I only like cheap cheesey wine, so why bother?

[amber]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I've been a beer drinker all my life. I'm tired of it. Wine's where it's at now! Just remember to drink a bottle of water after every fourth glass of wine.
Now class, let's get f*cked up!

HUZZAH!!! I just get beer cause it's cheaper. And I'm so very frugal.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by amber

HUZZAH!!! I just get beer cause it's cheaper. And I'm so very frugal.

Cheaper than Boone's Farm?

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

Cheaper than Boone's Farm?

ooo, I can't drink that. It's sweet, right? Blergh, and double blergh. That's, like, instant fall asleeper. Now that I think about it, though, I can usually get some nice Italian or French table wine, for like, 6 dollars. But, the hangover really is spectacular for me. Oh, and yes, you guessed right, I am a barfer. old school.

[skcin]

I, too, am a barfer. Just barfed 2 weeks ago (yup, the friend's 30th birthday.) Haven't barfed in months, though, so I guess I'm improving.

I don't really like Boone's Farm, I'm trying to remember a joke from a movie, or TV show, or a comedian's act or something. Dammit! Someone was talking about wine, asking where the other poorer woman grew up & she was like "Boone's Farm, why do you ask?" I almost peed myself - wish I could remember where the hell it was from!

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

I, too, am a barfer. Just barfed 2 weeks ago (yup, the friend's 30th birthday.) Haven't barfed in months, though, so I guess I'm improving.

I don't really like Boone's Farm, I'm trying to remember a joke from a movie, or TV show, or a comedian's act or something. Dammit! Someone was talking about wine, asking where the other poorer woman grew up & she was like "Boone's Farm, why do you ask?" I almost peed myself - wish I could remember where the hell it was from!

ain't no shame in barfing on your friend's 30th!!!
I just barfed on....uh...Wed? But before that, not in a long time. It's that damn "smokers headache" that gets me. Cause apparently, I'm thinking....that I don't need any oxygen while I drink.... okay, but again, not in a long time!!! "That barfer was me!!!! Yeaheaheahah!!!"

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by amber

HUZZAH!!! I just get beer cause it's cheaper. And I'm so very frugal.

Not so, Cameltoe! Try the Franzia 5 liter boxes! The Merlot or Burgundy. About $8 a box. I've done the math, and it works out to a glass of it being almost exactly the same price as a can of cheap beer. AND, it's a HELLUVA lot better than Boone's Farm.
I've got an uncle who's a millionaire, but extremely frugal!!!!!!!!!!!!!, who drinks Boone's Farm Sangria. It tastes like koolaid! SOOOO sweet......bleck!
I just had to throw that Boone's story in.

[amber]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Not so, Cameltoe! Try the Franzia 5 liter boxes! The Merlot or Burgundy. About $8 a box. I've done the math, and it works out to a glass of it being almost exactly the same price as a can of cheap beer. AND, it's a HELLUVA lot better than Boone's Farm.
I've got an uncle who's a millionaire, but extremely frugal!!!!!!!!!!!!!, who drinks Boone's Farm Sangria. It tastes like koolaid! SOOOO sweet......bleck!
I just had to throw that Boone's story in.

You're right, I do like box wine, but see previous posts about hangovers... Wait...why'd you call me cameltoe? I soooo don't do that!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by skcin

I'm on my way, teach!

I don't bother with wine - I only like cheap cheesey wine, so why bother?

I'm tired of belching beer, being bloated, etc! Wine's a warmer, mellower buzz.
I give you an A-.