How to get Awsome Seats???? - Page 7

all the same · #91 04-23-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Um, excuse me, the few I did were awesome too.

Thanks, Paula! No, really!

I'm with you tootz! What about ours! We were brilliant! some of our best work!!!

skcin · #92 04-23-2005, 01:32 PM

I've made a pact with myself that I will NOT buy better tix unless they're the front row. 6th row & 10th row are nothing to sneeze at, and I'm not spending more $$$ unless it's for the absolute top seats.

I'm at work, bored, so...

We see no change in sight
Checking for better seats
On Ticketmaster online
We've done it a thousand times

If you get tix in the back rows
You won't see the stage well that night
The seats that you want
The ones that are hot
Are kept til close to show night

Ticketmaster...won't agree
Everyday they tell me
Ticketmaster...won't agree

We know they have them
Every time they have them
They say they don't have them
What can I say
We can't find them
We can't buy them
I have found them, some of the time
Anyway we can
Anytime we can
Get good seats
Get good seats........

.......When no one finds good seats
At least not together
They rarely come out
We spend every day
Waiting for the day
The good seats will
COME OUT!
Don't you know
Don't you know.

all the same · #93 04-23-2005, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skcin

I've made a pact with myself that I will NOT buy better tix unless they're the front row. 6th row & 10th row are nothing to sneeze at, and I'm not spending more $$$ unless it's for the absolute top seats.

I'm at work, bored, so...

We see no change in sight
Checking for better seats
On Ticketmaster online
We've done it a thousand times

If you get tix in the back rows
You won't see the stage well that night
The seats that you want
The ones that are hot
Are kept til close to show night

Ticketmaster...won't agree
Everyday they tell me
Ticketmaster...won't agree

We know they have them
Every time they have them
They say they don't have them
What can I say
We can't find them
We can't buy them
I have found them, some of the time
Anyway we can
Anytime we can
Get good seats
Get good seats........

.......When no one finds good seats
At least not together
They rarely come out
We spend every day
Waiting for the day
The good seats will
COME OUT!
Don't you know
Don't you know.

DAMN FUNNY!!!

skcin · #94 04-23-2005, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by all the same

I'm with you tootz! What about ours! We were brilliant! some of our best work!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

Um, excuse me, the few I did were awesome too.

Thanks, Paula! No, really!

Sorry, I read his first & I did Kegels to prevent future accidents.

They were all funny, I laughed at both of yours. But Diss including Amber in the tune did it for me.

amber · #95 04-23-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skcin

Sorry, I read his first & I did Kegels to prevent future accidents.

They were all funny, I laughed at both of yours. But Diss including Amber in the tune did it for me.

That **** is bananas, Paula. I think ours are funnier cause they have the word "lame" in them.

dissention · #96 04-23-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skcin

Sorry, I read his first & I did Kegels to prevent future accidents.

They were all funny, I laughed at both of yours. But Diss including Amber in the tune did it for me.

I particularly liked my reference to Remifemin, but whatever blows the sunshine up your skirt, darling.

all the same · #97 04-23-2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

That **** is bananas, Paula. I think ours are funnier cause they have the word "lame" in them.

Agreed! The word lame should be used at all times possible. I still laugh my butt off when think about "So-o lame! So-o lame! So-o lame! AMBER! Always la-hame! Always la-hame! Alway la-hame! AMBER!" Let's add... "Way back in crappy row LL-hell! That's so lame! Super la-hame! God Damn La-hame! AMBER!!! Freakin' la-hame! Oh so la-hame! She's so la-hame! Will you take her with you to row DD? Dream on! Dream on silly Amber! LL! You're gonna stay there! How long? I cannot tell ya! Cancers gonna rush the sta-hage! Get close to our Stevie! Oh yeah! Freakin' Stevie! Love her! Gotta get up there to the sta-hage! Come on! Let's go Amber!..." Oh my god! I'm like sweating that was so satisfying!!!!

amber · #98 04-23-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

Agreed! The word lame should be used at all times possible. I still laugh my butt off when think about "So-o lame! So-o lame! So-o lame! AMBER! Always la-hame! Always la-hame! Alway la-hame! AMBER!" Let's add... "Way back in crappy row LL-hell! That's so lame! Super la-hame! God Damn La-hame! AMBER!!! Freakin' la-hame! Oh so la-hame! She's so la-hame! Will you take her with you to row DD? Dream on! Dream on silly Amber! LL! You're gonna stay there! How long? I cannot tell ya! Cancers gonna rush the sta-hage! Get close to our Stevie! Oh yeah! Freakin' Stevie! Love her! Gotta get up there to the sta-hage! Come on! Let's go Amber!..." Oh my god! I'm like sweating that was so satisfying!!!!

I need a cig after that one! Luckily, I smoke.
The fact that you used "lame" and "Amber" certifies this one for a MASTERPIECE!!!!

Oh, and you even got "Cancer" in. How do I (nonsexually) love thee? Let me count the lame ways. 5...twenty eleven, fifty lame...one hundred thirty dork....

all the same · #99 04-23-2005, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

I need a cig after that one! Luckily, I smoke.
The fact that you used "lame" and "Amber" certifies this one for a MASTERPIECE!!!!

Oh, and you even got "Cancer" in. How do I (nonsexually) love thee? Let me count the lame ways. 5...twenty eleven, fifty lame...one hundred thirty dork....

Now there you go again
You're sayin' that you love me,
Well don't you know that I'm a fag?
And it's so lame that we aren't in row DD
'Cause we'd be flippin' out
Like two psychos from row four
In the Dreams show in Las Vegas, we would flip
But we're too lame...
Way too lame...
So so lame...

all the same · #**100** 04-23-2005, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by all the same

Now there you go again
You're sayin' that you love me,
Well don't you know that I'm a fag?
And it's so lame that we aren't in row DD
'Cause we'd be flippin' out
Like two psychos from row four
In the Dreams show in Las Vegas, we would flip
But we're too lame...
Way too lame...
So so lame...

****, I think I screwed that up kinda. Missed a bit but you get the idea...

amber · #**101** 04-23-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

****, I think I screwed that up kinda. Missed a bit but you get the idea...

No, that one was awesome, too.

Hey, and I said "nonsexually", you fag.

all the same · #**102** 04-23-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amber

No, that one was awesome, too.

Hey, and I said "nonsexually", you fag.

You wanna nail me. Admit it!

Hey, where's the pic thread? I wanna check that farside bit out.

amber · #**103** 04-23-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

You wanna nail me. Admit it!

Hey, where's the pic thread? I wanna check that farside bit out.

It's just a little farther down on the New Posts page. It's called "how's about another picture thread?" or something like that....Yes, you got me, I want to "nail" you.

Why? because I love sleeping with people who don't want to sleep with me! Yeah! It rocks!

all the same · #**104** 04-23-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

It's just a little farther down on the New Posts page. It's called "how's about another picture thread?" or something like that....Yes, you got me, I want to "nail" you.

Why? because I love sleeping with people who don't want to sleep with me! Yeah! It rocks!

Oh the tales I could tell about people who I thought wanted to sleep with me but turns out... well, I'll just stop there because this story gets very very lame!

amber · #**105** 04-23-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

Oh the tales I could tell about people who I thought wanted to sleep with me but turns out... well, I'll just stop there because this story gets very very lame!

I'll have to catch up with some of those stories in Vegas.

So, what did you think of the Far Side? "turn dial to SUCK!"

We should do Stevie's sound. I'll have to guard the "LAME" dial, lest you get carried away.....