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#91
11-30-2004, 07:00 PM
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  Oh...I miss Jake
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11-30-2004, 07:01 PM
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To The Dance's Rhiannon intro
Oh dear Stevie, we cry,
But its too late, Shes stepped out in THAT outfit And way say...Stevie.... What the hell? And we say....Stevie..... Donate it Oh, but she still wears it to shows... Just leave it.. in.. Phoenix.... 
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#93
11-30-2004, 07:05 PM
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Ummm....not as vile....just more controversial. lol
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#94
11-30-2004, 07:05 PM
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Well it's hard on my nose
Said, well spray some perfume~yeah It gets riper everyday Said, I need some air... I hope soon it will be gone, Take your geriatric black dress...with you!
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#95
11-30-2004, 07:09 PM
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I wore it the other day...
I wore my black dress...yesterday I wonder when this thing will ever retire It reminds me of my old figure Big old hips, they've grown with the twinkies Hide with a shawl, throw away all the white Dont wear any colors, cause they're all so bright No courage...same black dress No courage...same black dress
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#96
11-30-2004, 07:14 PM
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Here's one I never finished: I was born wearing black So I know what is slimming... Well try it on...it's a new design But it's as black as this one...no colors Well this is the first thing, That I've worn Since I wore my Mirror bustier... And then I gained much weight Well Atkins made me downsize my plate...no starch People were free to eat sugar and McD's, not me But then something happened...with my implants Something broke those implants...into pieces
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#97
11-30-2004, 07:16 PM
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My new fav. is sparky's blue denim one: I wore it the other day I wore it again yesterday You know you can expect me to wear it again I am talking about That Black Dress chorus: Drab black sack...won't change with the decades Or change with my weight...it's my fashion fate It's always the same...it's glued to my frame Drab sack...That Black dress Drab sack...That Black Dress I knew another way to dress My fashion sense wasn't always a mess Some days I'd wear cotton or suede But this black dress I would not trade for jade I turned away from the fashion police This tired dress I will never release You never thought I would still look the same But I velcroed it on yesterday chorus Understanding style...understanding change It isn't in my fashion range Surrendering this dress...surrendering this mess I'd rather dress like Sharon Gless And I will never forget The first time I saw it A Morticia rag so rare Like a frump-fest No I will never forget The first time I wore it And Margi sewed on...my custom Mic monitoooooor pouuuuuch... Chorus So I 'm going away for a shopping spree If I remember where the mall is And If I buy a new dress I promise you...I might dare to wear it Oh yes I'm going away on a shopping spree If Sharon drives me to the boutique And if I buy a new dress I promise you I might dare to wear it I might dare to wear I might dare to wear it
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#98
11-30-2004, 07:16 PM
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Cheers to the ressurection of the black dress thread!
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#99
11-30-2004, 07:18 PM
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She will wear it
Every, every night She will wear it Every Every Night Oh, she's going wear it Every every night She's back in town With that black, rugged gown -------------------------------- Black dresses and your shoes aggrivate me You love only the goddiest things I come running to your shows You're drab...your consistant With picking your dress with your assistant Love that black dress You can't say no Running to that Margi With your chiffon in toe eh...all I got
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#100
11-30-2004, 07:19 PM
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I also love the one Marissa wrote about her never getting laid again.
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#101
11-30-2004, 07:21 PM
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Ok I just made this up...doesnt' compare with the others, but I'm not very good at this sort of thing.
Sure it's not good taste But after some pies.. I decided to dress myself Like a homeless hag... I see something I see a reeking black dress I see myself within it Every single day And the reason that I wear you To my concerts And the reason that I torment My fans with my wardrobe... No one will tear me away From this blackdress Smells unholy It's so strong...like a sh*tpile (like sh*tpile) Keep the reeboks on my feet And pray I won't fall And when my fans start asking me why I'll say I look good... From what we can tell She is delusional.. We say Stevie, it's not the 70's You need a new look She's says you're crazy hand me My shoulderpads..
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#102
11-30-2004, 07:22 PM
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11-30-2004, 07:25 PM
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11-30-2004, 07:25 PM
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"Although the arrogance of fame lingers like a thick cloud around the famous, the sun always seems to shine for Stevie." -- Richard Dashut, 2014
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#105
11-30-2004, 07:30 PM
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To the tune of "Don't Let Me Down Again":
Stevie, Stevie don’t dress that same way Throw the black dress out today You wanna wear black in hopes you look trim Hate to tell you that your dress don’t slim. Oh, if you wear that dress again Oh, you’ll never look quite thin Stevie, Stevie that dress is so bad Buy a new one with the money you have There’s just one thing I’d like you to know You’ll look thinner when the black dress goes Oh, don’t you wear that dress again! Oh, you’re accenting your rear end. Stevie, Stevie you’ve got some nice boobs Lose the black dress, ditch the shoes Wearing new shawls is such a good start Chuck the black dress and soar off the charts Oh, please don’t wear that dress again! Oh, listen to us, cry the fans!
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