Perspectives: Ledgies that you like but are wary of ...

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

If they do, she's already got one. Or twelve.

So long as Trashy lingerie carries them!

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by Wild_Heart03

Just had to mention.... this totally reminds me of the Burn Book in "Mean Girls". I mean, without the comments about fugly sluts and such.

yeah, it totally does...I didn't think about that

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

You would be #1 on the list of prettiest boys on The Ledge.

FINALLY! I make a list and #1!?. thanks Ms. Thang. I feel like Stevie...I will always talk about this being my only #1...
how will it feel 20 years from now?
I'll still bring it up..in fact, I may frame your post and hang it on my wall in Phoenix.


ponders who else would make that list

[skcin]

Originally Posted by dissention

Just the thought of Stevie putting a corset on makes me lose all control. I envision her having Karen stretch that sucker out as much as it possibly can stretch and then Stevie attempting to hop into it as delicately, and ladylike, as she can. Once she's finally secured into it after fifteen or twenty aborted attempts, she grabs ahold of the bathroom sink for dear life while Karen yanks those strings as tightly as she can. At first, it's too much of a job for one person, so she recruits Sharona to help her, and then, finally, Waddy. Once Stevie begins to have trouble breathing, she gives the thumbs up and they tie it up as fast as they can before she pops out like sausage being squeezed out of it's casing. She finds it difficult to bend, so her staff immediately rushes to remove all beverages and assorted fluids from the backstage area in order to prevent going through that all over again in case she must urinate.

Bravo, darling! My only constructive criticism is that I don't think that Sharon would be able to handle the job, being so dainty/thin/skinny/scrawny.

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

You would be #1 on the list of prettiest boys on The Ledge.

That would make me about # 100 or so. Hell it's better than being 101.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by irishgrl

I like the "distention" part. Good work Homey!

Thanks!! Finally, someone picked up on that! Someone typed Distension a few months ago, and I've laughed at it ever since. Sorry, everytime I read Dissention now, I SEE Distension.
Quite the visual.
I'm easily amused.
Sorry, Josh.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

Tonight is a lonely night and since I just came up with it off the top of my head, it kept me amused for the two minutes it took to type out.

This is even funnier than the original post.

Yeah, and Paula, you're right. Sharon is waaaaaaay too feeble to complete such a labor intensive task. Stevie better get that bodyguard of hers in there to do the job!