Random Thoughts/Express Yourself - Page 6

macfanken · #76 06-29-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

pffffft, you! Imagine having only foreplay the rest of your life. I'm pretty sure I would kill someone within a week.

No, I mostly agree with you... that's just the snorting/laughing sound I made when I read the taco/burrito reference.

I like sex... but I'm a hygiene freak... if I could use one of those Woody Allen body condoms I probably would!

I think that's an Aquarian thing?

macfanken · #77 06-29-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I love to do things like kayak, other kinds of boating, water skiing, yet I have trouble finding companions somehow. I often feel isolated. I hate it. People are so noncomittal. I have a friend at work, I've asked him to do a number of things over the past month and he always has some excuse. I give up. I must be picking people that aren't interested in hanging otu with me or something. I don't know. Okay, I'm gettign too personal on here. Lagringa, dangerous topic for Suze!

Well, if you were here we'd go kayaking and talk politics!

I have a hard time finding people here to do things with.

SteveMacD · #78 06-29-2005, 10:02 PM

Okay, here I go:

1. Last week, a guy I went to school with was killed in a car accident. Now, this guy was a total jerk towards me and made my life hell for a few years. EXTREMELY arrogant. Mind you, I haven't seen or spoken to him in at least twelve years, so he could have become a nice guy. While I feel bad for his family, I'm more worried about my own feelings. Instead of being sad, all I can think is "who's the loser NOW?!?

"

2. I REALLY need to find a job. I'm going on four months. I think I'm going to quit social work altogether and find a less stressful job that pays more. I hear Wal-Mart is hiring.

3. My dog won't stop ****ting in my garden. HE KNOWS it's wrong, and gets that "oh ****, I've been caught" posture whenever I catch him.

4. Canada recently passed same-sex marriage. Does this mean I have double the options if I want an immigration wedding? I might agree, but only if I'm drunk and on top...

5. The first time somebody listened to a BUSH, a race of people walked across the desert for forty years. Is this a bad omen?

6. Why do they call them "near misses." If you nearly miss something, aren't you actually hitting it? Shouldn't they be called "near hits?"

7. Miss Vicky's handle makes me think of potato chips...mmmm, potato chips.

SuzeQuze · #79 06-29-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by macfanken

Well, if you were here we'd go kayaking and talk politics!

I have a hard time finding people here to do things with.

Muah. Sounds awesome, and I've never been to Seattle. Love those Wilson sisters! I always hear good things about the city too.

And the politics would be cool as well. Would you believe my roommate and my ex boyfriend both voted for Bush? I felt like they were aliens.

Back to kayaks - I have a Stearns inflatable which is really cool. It tracks really well, it doesn't seem like an inflatable when you get going because it moves! Also, as you can imagine, it is quite comfortable! I could also get it on the plane!

GateandGarden · #80 06-29-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

That sounds nice, but my two best friends have millions of friends. I mean, they like me extra special, but still, they are able to maintain billions of friends, and all those people like them.

I've always had only 1 or 2 best friends.

But do you two best friends share *everything* with their millions of other friends?

GateandGarden · #81 06-29-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Don't take this the wrong way, I appreciate you trying to help but...

On the other hand, I'm not going to start doing things that I don't like doing or attempt a more positive outlook just to get a bf/gf.

If I end up being one of those crazy ladies who lives alone with zillions of cats, so be it. There's always porn and vibrators in leu of the real thing. I'd rather settle for a fake substitute than be fake myself.

I think that's a good way to look at it. Be true to yourself.

GateandGarden · #82 06-29-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

EXPLICIT CONTENT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

They flat out said they hated anal sex....just oral and foreplay stuff. Total bummer and such a cutie

I guess I don't know much about this...but to me that's much better than the person saying he didn't want to do anything at all without his clothes on.

I can't imagine ever being interested in doing more than what he's saying, anyway.

Well, don't mind me--I'm all naive and stuff.

amber · #83 06-29-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by macfanken

No, I mostly agree with you... that's just the snorting/laughing sound I made when I read the taco/burrito reference.

I like sex... but I'm a hygiene freak... if I could use one of those Woody Allen body condoms I probably would!

I think that's an Aquarian thing?

perhaps. My "friend" is an aquarius, and he's not that bad, but...

GateandGarden · #84 06-29-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

No, they really aren't.

I mean, they kind of are, but not really. It's like only having the chips and salsa at a mexican restaurant, when really you are waiting for your giant yummy taco or burrito....

How is oral not sex? If it's not, then what are lesbians generally expected to do for it to qualify as "sex"?

amber · #85 06-29-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

But do you two best friends share *everything* with their millions of other friends?

One does. The other doesn't hardly share anything with anyone. She's a scorp, everything is a secret.

macfanken · #86 06-29-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Back to kayaks - I have a Stearns inflatable which is really cool. It tracks really well, it doesn't seem like an inflatable when you get going because it moves! Also, as you can imagine, it is quite comfortable! I could also get it on the plane!

This is a great place to kayak... the city is surrounded on three sides by water!

I've heard of people here who kayak to work!

amber · #87 06-29-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

How is oral not sex? If it's not, then what are lesbians generally expected to do for it to qualify as "sex"?

okay. I guess it is. but lesbians use all kinds of other stuff, too, for penetration and whatever. I'm just saying, to me, it's way less than ideal.

SuzeQuze · #88 06-29-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by macfanken

This is a great place to kayak... the city is surrounded on three sides by water!

I've heard of people here who kayak to work!

Wow! I thought my commute was awesome. I just walk along the waterfront. Okay, it is awesome. But kayaking would be even more awesome! I overused that "a" word. :blech:

GateandGarden · #89 06-29-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

okay. I guess it is. but lesbians use all kinds of other stuff, too, for penetration and whatever.

Do I have to?

EDIT: I have a couple of friends who have been together for about five years now and they refuse to use any of that stuff. People have tried to convince them that it's all part of it and they should try but they've told me that the idea grosses them out.

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I'm just saying, to me, it's way less than ideal.

Well, yeah, different stuff for people of different sexual orientations, right? Or at least I've assumed as much. I have to keep pointing out that I know nothing about all of it, really.

ShangriLaTroubl · #90 06-29-2005, 10:22 PM

Please people remember that when you go to a retail store...the return policy is the return policy, it is not negotiable..

And the salesperson who makes 8 bucks an hour could care less if you never shop there again..OK??

Lol

Chris