The Bravo Thread

[mezzoforte]

Until about an hour ago, I'd been up in the air as to whether we really needed a Bravo thread.

Then I checked Gawker and realized we absolutely do. THIS must be discussed.



And also, THIS.



The housewives have taught me many lessons through the years, but chief among them: white chicks choose the worst weaves.

[HejiraNYC]

...and the worst plastic surgeons.



Although I have to admit that the NY plastic surgeons tend to exercise a bit more restraints than the practitioners on the other coast.

Great idea for a thread! Must rush home to watch the Countess!

By the way, I get my shirts made by the same tailor that Jill and Bobb-ay Zarin visited in the episode a couple of weeks ago - Mohan (where Jill insisted on having her initial monogrammed on his shirts ). I'm going to have to get some inside dish when I go back there next week.

[Amlyn]

Great idea Grace. Bravo is my go to network nowadays, especially in the summer. I'm obsessed with most things Bravo.

I can't wait for Flipping Out to start up again next week. That's one of my top favs.

[HejiraNYC]

Originally Posted by Amlyn

Great idea Grace. Bravo is my go to network nowadays, especially in the summer. I'm obsessed with most things Bravo.

I can't wait for Flipping Out to start up again next week. That's one of my top favs.

This is the show that makes me thankful I don't live in southern California.

Here is what I've wondered: Is Zoila really his maid in real life? Surely she gets paid decently to appear on the show (in the six figures easily). So when they are not filming, does she really continue to clean toilets and take out the trash? She's a celebrity, er, Bravolebrity, for crikeys sake! She probably even has her own agent and management.

I think a new season of Millionaire Matchmaker starts up soon. I luvs me some MM and Patti Stanger! That is what I'm most looking forward to.

[Amlyn]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

This is the show that makes me thankful I don't live in southern California.

Here is what I've wondered: Is Zoila really his maid in real life? Surely she gets paid decently to appear on the show (in the six figures easily). So when they are not filming, does she really continue to clean toilets and take out the trash? She's a celebrity, er, Bravolebrity, for crikeys sake! She probably even has her own agent and management.

I think a new season of Millionaire Matchmaker starts up soon. I luvs me some MM and Patti Stanger! That is what I'm most looking forward to.

Good question! I wonder. I really wish there was a way to secretly film some of these people. I mean this stuff is "reality" only up to a point. I think Zoila might really live with him, although I might tend to agree with you that she's not really the housekeeper.

MM is good. I've been coming around on that one. Did anyone see the RHONJ this week? I don't even know where to begin on that one other than saying Teresa looks like she stole an outfit from the It's a Small World ride last time she was in Orlando.

[HejiraNYC]

Originally Posted by Amlyn

MM is good. I've been coming around on that one. Did anyone see the RHONJ this week? I don't even know where to begin on that one other than saying Teresa looks like she stole an outfit from the It's a Small World ride last time she was in Orlando.

OMG, I love how Teresa presumed that they (the NJ housewives) were too classy for the Catskills, especially when she said stuff like "They looked at us like they've never shopped at Bloomingdales," or "when we walked in, it was like 5th Avenue." As Danielle Staub would say, "Puhlease!" Unless she was referring to 5th Ave. in East Orange, I think she was delusional. Here she is living like she's a countess, yet her husband makes pizzas for a living. I guess bankruptcy just wasn't the learning experience it was supposed to be.

And am I the only one believes that there is no singing career for a "wench" like Melissa Gorga?