Desperate Housewives: One Will Die

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

I ate no bird. I got home about an hour ago after a lovely morning at the shelter I volunteered at and a horrid afternoon with relatives to a flooded bathroom. I called my landlord and he bitched my ass out for calling on Thanksgiving. Told me I was inconsiderate. F*cker. I hope you had a good one.
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Okay, what a jackass. If your bathroom was flooded I would say that is good enough reason to call on Thanksgiving.

Usually my grandmother is the source of angst at Thanksgiving but she was good this year. She didn't even sneer at any of her birthday presents!

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

I can just picture it now. It would make Perez Hilton and Baby Jesus cry. Riss&Diss has such a ring to it, too.

Damn. Making Baby Jesus cry...THIS? IS SERIOUS!

Originally Posted by dissention

That woman sounds like a HOOT! Was anyone able to control their laughter? What a fabulous Thanksgiving that sounds like. Dinner with my family was too bitchy, even for me. I want to put a hit out on my two cousins like you wouldn't believe.

No. She's not a hoot. She and the gator-shoe-with-tassel-wearing ass she's married to are ridiculous. They need to hop a boat and head back to Europe, pronto. The food was good -- I actually held a kid (I don't do babies) -- It seems as though Christmas may be the same crowd. This? Is also serious. And yes, I know what you mean about the cousins. One family ended up not attending and thank God. Stephanie (she's a year older than me) grates my nerves like you would not believe and so does my aunt.

Originally Posted by dissention

Moments? We're always too cool for school. Don't be modest.

Okay okay. In the future, I will learn to embrace our stellarness.

Originally Posted by dissention

Yes. About Kirsten Drunkst & the Massive Genital Wart on the Crotch of the Grand Diva of Fug & coke needle wielding goth-eyed wonky babies.

*snort* Such a way with words. Shakespeare would bow down to you