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michelle2677 · #46 11-18-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake

Eeeeewww!!! Ick!!! Gross!!!

so you are able to feel my pain here, right?? I was trying to get the proper visial image. It was.....disturbing to say the least.

BTFLCHLD · #47 11-18-2005, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

It was.....disturbing to say the least.

did you gag?

**mylittledemon** · #48 11-18-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

i will teach you how
practice makes perfect
youd have to do it all the time

then again we could just run around naked

ah the candy bit yeah delicious

i love hard candies...they can be fun

one girl I dated for a long time would lie down next to me, show me the bra, and show me how to do it step by step...God bless the woman...she wanted me to be able to just pull it right off!! I never could get it--maybe once in a blue moon but it was just luck. She figgered I was real nimble with the fingers...what with the guitar playing and all...I had a good run I guess.

How bout I watch you run around naked while I lie in the bed with the candy? haha

michelle2677 · #49 11-18-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

did you gag?

Ha ha..no, I work in dentistry as my "real" job, so I've seen far worse

BTFLCHLD · #50 11-18-2005, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

Ha ha..no, I work in dentistry as my "real" job, so I've seen far worse

did you

when you had to move in for for the large reacharound? i know you held your breath!

michelle2677 · #51 11-18-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

did you

when you had to move in for for the large reacharound? i know you held your breath!

It really wasn't too bad. It just surpised me more than anything. Walking in and, like..."oookay....wow...well then" was kinda the reaction!

BTFLCHLD · #52 11-18-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

How bout I watch you run around naked while I lie in the bed with the candy? haha

yes you can tease me with your nimble fingertips
and quite soon you shall crave my bit-o-honey!

michelle2677 · #53 11-18-2005, 11:32 PM

.....

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thaahaat's right!!

and here I thought this was going to be a boring night on TL.

ha.

**mylittledemon** · #54 11-18-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

yes you can tease me with your nimble fingertips
and quite soon you shall crave my bit-o-honey!

HAHA! Bit-o-honey....classic. I am terribly addicted to candy, so if I could somehow incorporate that into sex I think it would be the ultimate. As for the fingers...Oh well...at least you got a good look at the hands at work with the "Come" guitar solo I posted. The fingers of the Demon are thine slave, m'lady Niki.

BTFLCHLD · #55 11-18-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

It really wasn't too bad. It just surpised me more than anything. Walking in and, like..."oookay....wow...well then" was kinda the reaction!

i suppose youve some sexy tales to tell as well.
ever try something on "cuz youre just my girl's size!"

michelle2677 · #56 11-18-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

i suppose youve some sexy tales to tell as well.
ever try something on "cuz youre just my girl's size!"

NO!! *LOL* although I had some winners. but guys were always the easiest victims...er..I mean-clients. They bought everything

chaching..chaching...

AliceLover · #57 11-18-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I fought with an incredibly uppity little **** at Circuit City last year on Black Friday when she tried to tell me that they weren't price matching that day. I told her to read the flyer and she said the flyer supported her assertion, so I stood in front of customer service and read it aloud for everyone to hear. Then they tried to simmer me down by saying that I was going to get the price match and the extra ten percent, to which I bitched at them that I shouldn't have to jump through hoops to get the discounts promised in their circulars and that I should have gotten it to begin with.

So, in my experience, the employees can be just as much of a **** as the customers.

WOW!

I do not even know how to reply to this incredibly lame story. How old are you again?

BTFLCHLD · #58 11-18-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

I am terribly addicted to candy, so if I could somehow incorporate that into sex I think it would be the ultimate.

im youre girl!

ive the e-ticket for many
a candy shenanigans
id love to take you for
your first ride brandon

**mylittledemon** · #59 11-18-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AliceLover

WOW!

I do not even know how to reply to this incredibly lame story. How old are you again?

I was gonna say the SAME thing. That's why the employees act "as bad" as the customers...because of experiences like that.

BTFLCHLD · #60 11-18-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

chaching..chaching...

bet you had some bonus lingerie too