The most ridiculous song you liked as a child that no one else has heard

[amber]

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Yeah, I bought the Dr. Demento cd just for "Fish Heads," but now I'm ordering The Best of Barnes and Barnes (the actual artist that
did the song). I've only ever heard the one song, but with titles like "Kiss Me Where It Stinks," "Public Toilet," "Party in My Pants," "Boogie Woogie Amputee," and "Sit On My Lap and Call Me Daddy," I couldn't resist.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Ha. Have fun with that.

Gentlemen don't beat the hell out of ladies. Oops. Just answered my own question then.

I was speaking figuratively. As are you if you're calling yourself a lady.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I was speaking figuratively. As are you if you're calling yourself a lady.

- Jake

Well, if I wasn't a lady then i'm sure your dreams would be shattered.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

Loved it. Woot. I thought Whoopi's was a little better, but I dug the Tracey.

I love the Whoopster just for Fontaine alone, but Tracey has so much manic energy that she gets me all worked up. I hear she's taking her show to Broadway and if she does, I'll surely go see it. I actually watched the atrocity that is Leno because he had a double bill of Tracey Ullman and Hayden Christensen a couple of weeks back and she just kills me every time I see her. They should resurrect Tracey Takes On, dammit. Saw Whoopi last September and she's stupendous.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by dissention

I love the Whoopster just for Fontaine alone, but Tracey has so much manic energy that she gets me all worked up. I hear she's taking her show to Broadway and if she does, I'll surely go see it. I actually watched the atrocity that is Leno because he had a double bill of Tracey Ullman and Hayden Christensen a couple of weeks back and she just kills me every time I see her. They should resurrect Tracey Takes On, dammit. Saw Whoopi last September and she's stupendous.

"Do you smell something?
Close your legs."

That's actually the Jamaican character, but I have the first Fontaine album from the '88 election year & it has great lines as well. "I don't think I can eat this meal, Baby Jessica's in the hole!"

- Jake

[seeker007nmss]

Originally Posted by irishgrl

ok, here's an oldie:
hello mudder, hello faddah, here I am at
Camp Grenada (thats all I remember)
EDIT: here's the lyrics:
http://www.bussongs.com/songs/camp_grenada.php


and then there were these
King of the Road by Roger Williams "Trailers for sale or rent...rooms to let, 50cents...
and
Boll Weavil
(dont know who did this one)

and here's a fave that NO ONE has heard but ME (NO YOU HAVENT!)
Poisoning pigeons in the park

I knew that one! Nyah nyah nyah Tom(?) Lehrer did the song. (Pidgeons)
He did an interesting Chemical elements song also *(among many others)
(Have the albumn.... )

And Roger MILLER did the "trailer for sale" song. (I actually own that albumn too.)

[seeker007nmss]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I'll be teaching American history next year, and in a different grade, and I'm not using any textbook. I was at Barnes & Noble last night pricing the set to see about requiring it for each student, but the America Rocks songs are only available with the others, so no go.

I saw Schholhouse Rock Live several times in Chicago & once when it came to Austin (the Austin version sucked).

BTW, what the hell IS your function?

- Jake

Conjunction Junction what's your function? Hookin up words and phrases and clauses.....

[amber]

Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

Conjunction Junction what's your function? Hookin up words and phrases and clauses.....

My favorite song was always "Yuckmouth". And the one about healthy desserts. Where there's the banana, in a dish, ringed with fruit, and a little whipped cream? Oh, yes.