finish the sentences....

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by GODDESS6

hey brian happy anniversary, we will have 12 yrs also, on sunday!!!~

Happy anniversary to you too, Jill.

I know so many people who were married in may. My parents' anniversary is the 26th.

[GODDESS6]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Happy anniversary to you too, Jill.

I know so many people who were married in may. My parents' anniversary is the 26th.

thanx alot~ & congrats 2 your folks!!!~

[CelticGypsy]

01) My uncle once: Let me ride on his motorcycle when I was about 10 yrs old and then we crashed on a gravel road. I never got on a motorcycle again until my hubby bought one a few years after we were married.

02) Never in my life: have I learned to swim.

03) When I was five: I sleepwalked to our neighbor's house down the road and they found me still asleep on their front porch rug the next morning.

04) High School was: FUN and SO long ago

05) I will never forget: When my children were born

06) I once met: "Batman" (Adam West), "Jeannie" (Barbra Eden), Peter Graves from Mission Impossible and Michael Landon when I was a kid and they came to our hometown.

07) There's this girl I know who: rode her horse through our middle school hallway during summer school and no she did not get into trouble.

08) Once, at a bar: I met my future hubby and we both were drinking Shirley Temples along with a group of Army personnel who were still on duty.

09) By noon I usually: start work.

10) Last night: We watched the Nick and Jessica USO show too

11) If I only had: a million dollars.

12) Next time I go to church: will probably be a LONG, LONG time.

13) Terry Schiavo: Feel bad for her family. She suffered way too long.

14) I have a confession to make: Secretly, want to be a background singer for Stevie Nicks or win the lottery

15) When I turn my head left, I see: A photo of my grandson

16) When I turn my head right, I see: My backyard, looking out the window.

17) You know I'm lying when: I try not to lie.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: my kids, when I can go to the next Stevie Nicks/FM concert, what to make for dinner, what chores need to be done at home.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet, but I wouldn't kill myself.

20) By this time next year: I hope to still be around, healthy and happy.

21) A better name for me would be: Bossy

22) I have a hard time understanding: people that do dumb things to make their lives more miserable or more difficult.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Be there to watch one of my kids/grandkids graduate from college.

24) You know I like you if: I talk to you for awhile or I hug you or shake your hand when we leave each other.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my family and God.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: I liked Geraldine Ferraro and Mozart.

27) Take my advice, never: Sleep with anyone until you have dated them for at least 6 months or longer and/or have a ring on your finger. Save yourself a lot of heartaches.

28) My ideal breakfast is: wheat toast, scrambled egg whites, fresh strawberries and orange juice

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Greensleeves

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: drive on through

31) Tulips: are pretty.

32) Why won't anyone: buy me a Cooper Mini or give me money!!!

33) If you spend the night at my house: we probably would have a BBQ dinner and watch alot of movies or FM videos.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: I married the right person 25 1/2 yrs ago.

35) The world could do without: WARS and proverty. Women should rule the world.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Gross!!!

37) My favorite blonde is: my grandson.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Prez Bush

39) If I do anything well, it's: Nagging

40) And by the way: I love travelling.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: My hubby was promoted at his job. I was more tipsy then drunk.

[xxxmx]

haven't read the responses yet, don't want to fear duplicity! blah... thanks for giving me something to do before LoveLine comes on tonight...


01) My uncle once: called me while on vacation in the city, had me meet him for lunch, and then didn't pay for my sandwich.

02) Never in my life: did i think i'd make it this far.

03) When I was five: my biggest dreams were becoming a rock star and turning six.

04) High School was: fun for me and pretty intolerable for those around me.

05) I will never forget: the way matt's lips quivered as he held the cliquot bottle in key west.

06) I once met: my fate. i didn't like what i saw and made some changes.

07) There's this girl I know who: celebrates Fleet Week as though it were hannukah.

08) Once, at a bar: well, more as i was walking out, i announced that everyone there was 'trash'... and i meant it.

09) By noon I usually: have done more with my day than most people ever will. that, or i've been at the beach for three hours.

10) Last night: i did not take a phone call from him.

11) If I only had: a book deal, 'judgment day' would finally see the light of day.

12) Next time I go to church: i will be begrudgingly walking down the aisle as my cousin's maid of honor.

13) Terry Schiavo: died fifteen years ago.

14) I have a confession to make: but i'm not nearly in the mood to tell you.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a dragon's tail.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: his eyes. (tat on back, can't really see it without a mirror)

17) You know I'm lying when: i say nice things about you to your face.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: how many times i've already lived the same day ovah and ovah.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the pathetic lover who dies by her own hand, but only after a fabulous soliloquy.

20) By this time next year: i won't have done much of anything.

21) A better name for me would be: Mama.

22) I have a hard time understanding: just about everyone .

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: have managed to pass my GREs.

24) You know I like you if: i take your call from the beach.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: myself for being so fabulous and wonderful. then i'd thank everyone else with a dismissive sweep of the hand.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: all walked into a hotel and...

27) Take my advice, never: try to prove that you can drink wine from a bottle that was opened with a garbage bag. you know, where you put the bottle in the bag and then slam it against a tree in the woods and then cut a small hole in the bottom corner of the bag in an attempt to filter out the glass shards.

28) My ideal breakfast is: on the rocks with extra salt. oh, and with a splash of chambourd.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: the one that used to be in my heart.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: heading down to the corner of chestnut and main and getting on the first greyhound that stops there.

31) Tulips: are my favorite flower, and when there were purple tulips on my desk i knew he'd effed up.

32) Why won't anyone: just use their effing turn signals.

33) If you spend the night at my house: you will be greatly let down.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a broken nail.

35) The world could do without: most of the people on it.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: take the kerry/edwards sticker off my car.

37) My favorite blonde is: a brownie.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: most anything else when trying to quick release wiring in a GFCI electrical outlet.

39) If I do anything well, it's: judging you.

40) And by the way: i'm not kidding.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: was hanging onto a payphone in key west, dialing my mother at four in the afternoon.

[xxxmx]

Originally Posted by ShangriLaTroubl

33) If you spend the night at my house: I will give you Jesus Juice.

Originally Posted by GeminiCusp82

41) The last time I was drunk, I: started talking about Stevie's shawls.

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

06) I once met: Alan Rickman

Originally Posted by kak125

34) I'd stop my wedding for Lindsey Buckingham.

Originally Posted by kak125

35) The world could do without any type of bugs or bees.

Originally Posted by CreepingDeath

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Toby Keith

Originally Posted by seeker007nmss

31) Tulips: are better than three lips.

fabulous... and this is all off the first page.

[seeker007nmss]

Originally Posted by xxxmx

fabulous... and this is all off the first page.

We are a creative bunch, aren't we?

[catinthedark]

01) My uncle once: My uncle for all time

02) Never in my life: Have I been married

03) When I was five: I couldn't wait to be six

04) High School was: An experience I'd like to never re-live

05) I will never forget: My first love

06) I once met: Someone I thought I'd marry

07) There's this girl I know who: Knows me too

08) Once at a bar: Drink your butt off!

09) By noon I usually: Have woken up (but not always)

10) Last night: I worked til 10:30, then came home and caught up here

11) If I only had: One wish, I'd still never tell....

12) Next time I go to church: I'll hope I'm not singing off key

13) Terry Schiavo: Would likely have suffered more if she could have understood the fiasco her family turned her into

14) I have a confession to make: But you think I'm gonna post it here???

15) When I turn my head left, I see: The back window

16) When I turn my head right, I see: A storage closet

17) You know I'm lying when: I start raving about the latest episode of Nick and Jessica

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: How thankful that I'm not quite THAT obsessed about anything

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Quite well-spoken

20) By this time next year: I'll be approaching my 36th birthday

21) A better name for me would be: Myself

22) I have a hard time understanding: Why people voted George Bush in again

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Really miss my job

24) You know I like you if: I let you meet my dog

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: The person who hands me the statue

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Make me think of the Sesame Street song - "which of these things just doesn't belong.."

27) Take my advice, never: Offer unsolicited advice

28) My ideal breakfast is: At noon or later

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Bette Davis Eyes

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You learn how to speak some French

31) Tulips: Are my all time favourite flower

32) Why won't anyone: Introduce me to Stevie Nicks???

33) If you spend the night at my house: Where you sleep will dictate how much I like you

34) I'd stop my wedding for: A moment, just to savour it all

35) The world could do without: Deep fried pork rinds

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Shake George Bush's hand

37) My favorite blonde is: My golden retriever

38) Paper clips are more useful than: My answers to this fun exercise

39) If I do anything well, it's: My job

40) And by the way: I love my job

41) The last time I was drunk, I: Laughed my butt off with my best friends

[Mari]

01) My uncle once: had a cat that killed a hare.

02) Never in my life: will I join the army.

03) When I was five: I could whistle parts of Bach or other classical music my parents played. And I had just learned to say the Dutch rolling "r".

04) High School was: called vwo here. It was allright, the last one I went to was. I'm just glad puberty is over (or at least I think it is ).

05) I will never forget: how to ride a bicycle.

06) I once met: Herman Brood.

07) There's this girl I know who: has so much energy she does twice as much as I do.

08) Once, at a bar: I made a terribly flirtatious remark to a woman I did not like at all. I don't know how that one slipped out. I do that sometimes, make flirty remarks without half realising it. I was a bit tipsy, though.

09) By noon I usually: doze off.

10) Last night: I was so hyperactive I cleaned half the house. Usual premenstrual burst of energy.

11) If I only had: more money. I'd do so many things

12) Next time I go to church: it 'll have been a while. I'd like to go back to church though, just don't know which one I'd feel at home.

13) Terry Schiavo: rest in peace.

14) I have a confession to make: I've a third niple. J/k. I do have a nice eye-shaped scar between my breasts, though.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: the hallway through our office door.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: the windows.

17) You know I'm lying when: I talk very fast.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: chocolate. These days of the month anyway.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: ???

20) By this time next year: I'll be 31.

21) A better name for me would be: hmm. I quite like Mari, actually.

22) I have a hard time understanding: the way one of my colleagues reacted when another one called in the union now that part of the company has gone bankrupt. They were great friends, but he hasn't as much as bothered to say 'sorry you lost your job'. Pretty cold.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: try to get into music college.

24) You know I like you if: I open up to you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: mum!

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: I don't know the last two people. World famous but only in the USA?

27) Take my advice, never: quit school without a diploma.

28) My ideal breakfast is: croissants with cheese & coffee.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Eh?? If I love it, I usually have it.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you visit me and I'll take you round all the cool places.

31) Tulips: are our national flower but they're originally from Turkey.

32) Why won't anyone: find the solution to f*cking migraines.

33) If you spend the night at my house: you'd better tell me on time, because I'd have to clear out & clean up my guestroom (usually used to store a lot of mess)

34) I'd stop my wedding for:
- if important guests haven't arrived yet (like, my mother)
- if something terrible has happened in the family
- if I run into a better candidate

35) The world could do without: fundamentalists, of any religion.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a big spider.

37) My favorite blonde is: awww... Stevie, of course! Hold on,she's not a natural blonde, is she. Umm... Scarlet Johansen. (sp?)

38) Paper clips are more useful than: hairpins.

39) If I do anything well, it's: hide the fact I'm doing lots of things right now but actually work

40) And by the way: they're not completely done yet, have to fix some mistakes etc, but I've added new 'fun'pages at the Nicksfiles. Hopefully they'll be done by the time it's Stevie's birthday. Link's beneath my banner.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: ended up sleeping on the floor of a girlfriend's house with her sleeping on my belly. We weren't officially a couple, really. (Actually, we never were) Even though that was the big gossip in our student's club. I hardly ever get drunk, that was the only time I drank so much I got sick the next day. Oh well, it's only the milennium newyear once in your life.

[Dreammms]

01) My uncle once married a woman so she could stay in the states for 5,000.

02) Never in my life have I gotten front row to a Stevie or Mac show.

03) When I was five my brother was born.

04) High School was FUN!

05) I will never forget 9-11.

06) I once met Scott Brosaus when he was on the Yankees at the mall and Bill Murray at Toys R Us during Christmas time a couple of years ago.

07) There's this girl I know who complains about everything.

08) Once, at a bar I went to lean against a wall and fell down the stairs.

09) By noon I usually just get done watching my morning shows. Nanny and Golden Girls.

10) Last night I watched American Idol and almost fell asleep because of boredom.

11) If I only had a million dollars.

12) Next time I go to church won't be anytime soon.

13) Terry Schiavo: heartbreaking

14) I have a confession to make I am a major germ freak.

15) When I turn my head left, I see a wall.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a TV.

17) You know I'm lying when I try to avoid the subject.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about Stevie and Mac trading.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be:

20) By this time next year I will probably be living in Florida.

21) A better name for me would be: I like my name.

22) I have a hard time understanding:

23) If I ever go back to school: I'll never go back.

24) You know I like you if I talk to you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my family.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: My grandpa knew Gerladine Ferraro.

27) Take my advice, never

28) My ideal breakfast is just a cup of coffee.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: I have every song I love.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Going to the mall. It's supposed to be the second biggest in the world.

31) Tulips are pretty.

32) Why won't anyone tell me the winning lotto numbers.

33) If you spend the night at my house we can watch Stevie and Mac DVDs together.

34) I'd stop my wedding for Lindsey Buckingham. Yummy!

35) The world could do without ALOT---child molesters, rapists, murderers--etc etc.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than eat it.

37) My favorite blonde is Stevie.

38) Paper clips are more useful than

39) If I do anything well, it's being a loyal friend.

40) And by the way I am so happy somebody put Lindsey DVD on torrent.

41) The last time I was drunk, I drank two bottles of white wine and passed out.

[dudden22]

01) My uncle once: Wore Speedos

02) Never in my life:

03) When I was five: my grandmother died

04) High School was: heinous

05) I will never forget: watching Stevie rehearse

06) I once met: the principle from kindergarden cop

07) There's this girl I know who: n/a

08) Once, at a bar: had sex in the bathroom

09) By noon I usually: wake up

10) Last night: I worked

11) If I only had: a million dollars

12) Next time I go to church: that will never happen

13) Terry Schiavo: became a political ping pong ball

14) I have a confession to make: I secretly love Miss Congeniality

15) When I turn my head left, I see: window

16) When I turn my head right, I see: mirrow

17) You know I'm lying when: I can't lie, I turn red and suck at it

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: men

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: I do not relate to his characters personally

20) By this time next year: back in LA baby

21) A better name for me would be: Daniel

22) I have a hard time understanding: peoples ignorance and stupidity

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: I am going into psychology

24) You know I like you if: Laugh with you

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: My sister

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Slim Pickens??? WTF??

27) Take my advice, never:

28) My ideal breakfast is: Coffee and Cigarettes

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Winter by Tori Amos

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:You turn around and go home immedialtly

31) Tulips:suck

32) Why won't anyone: Open their minds

33) If you spend the night at my house: We would talk until dawn

34) I'd stop my wedding for: I do not think I believe in marriage

35) The world could do without:George Bush

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be a republican

37) My favorite blonde is: Miss Nicks

38) Paper clips are more useful than: Republicans

39) If I do anything well, it's: Video Editing and Production

40) And by the way:

41) The last time I was drunk, I: told my boss I thought he was gay, then he introduced me to his wife.

[DownOnRodeo]

01) My uncle once: gave me some $2 coins, which at the time was like being given real gold.

02) Never in my life: nor in the next.

03) When I was five: I lived in a city called Townsville, near the Great Barrier Reef.

04) High School was: busy but unforgettable.

05) I will never forget: standing at the stage before Lindsey for my first FM concert.

06) I once met: John McVie!

07) There's this girl I know who: hounds me by txt and can't even spell my name correctly to begin with.

08) Once, at a bar: in Secaucus, NJ ...

09) By noon I usually: am thinking 'have I earnt this afternoon?'

10) Last night: I met up for the second time with a Japanese FM fan who I first met thanks FM Legacy's World Map thingy.

11) If I only had: a non-defective DVD drive in my compter.

12) Next time I go to church: it will be to the funeral or wedding of anyone I know who religious.

13) Terry Schiavo: ... the US government's scramble to interfere in the case scared me slightly (there's something unnerving about expeditious democracy).

14) I have a confession to make: I am listening to an atrocious dance remix of Go Insane. (...by choice.)

15) When I turn my head left, I see: doors and floors.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a green mountain.

17) You know I'm lying when: I speak whilst sober.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: what I should be thinking about.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Mercutio (with less fighting and dying).

20) By this time next year: I'll be right where I am, with any luck.

21) A better name for me would be: Johr (it's how 'Joe' ends up sounding in Japanese), or perhaps Jeo, as the txt stalker addresses me.

22) I have a hard time understanding: it all.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be miserable.

24) You know I like you if: you don't like me.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: you, the wonderful fans who make it all happen!

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: None of the above.

27) Take my advice, never.

28) My ideal breakfast is: far from the reality of a hastily munched tuna rice-ball in the computer room at work.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Eyes of the World (album).

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: that you catch the next train to the Gold Coast.

31) Tulips:.. not just an ordinary flower. (apparently?)

32) Why won't anyone: contact me when I'm bored but everyone contacts me at once when I'm busy.

33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll recommend it to your friends!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: a better one.

35) The world could do without: another wedding and subsequent divorce.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get married.

37) My favorite blonde is: JK Rowling.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: cheap staplers that don't work.

39) If I do anything well, it's: think that I do it better than I do.

40) And by the way: I am Joe and I am an alcoholic.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: planned the next time. (It's a vicious cycle.)

[GateandGarden]

How did I miss this yesterday?

01) My uncle once saw a ghost.

02) Never in my life have I driven a car alone.

03) When I was five I was obsessed with my Fisher-Price stethoscope.

04) High School was the most traumatic experience I've been through so far.

05) I will never forget the day I got my first real stethoscope.

06) I once met Ray Bradbury. Sorry mine's not as impressive as others.

07) There's this girl I know who writes horrifying Christian romance novels.

08) Once, at a bar I didn't go in because it was not my thing...as with all bars.

09) By noon I usually am finished with all my classes (during the semester).

10) Last night I listened to a lot of country music.

11) If I only had a dog, snake, or koi pond.

12) Next time I go to church will be when Paula starts loving Britney Spears.

13) Terri Schiavo's name was spelled incorrectly throughout this thing and that drives me nuts.

14) I have a confession to make: I wish Mary Anne would visit this forum and do these fill-in thingys with us.

15) When I turn my head left, I see a mess.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a printer.

17) You know I'm lying when I use the winking smiley.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about this woman with whom I'm a little obsessed.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Rodergio from Othello because he's really pathetic and obsessive and knows what he does but does not possess the strength to do anything about it.

20) By this time next year I should be in graduate school.

21) A better name for me would be Corazon, if anyone were actually named that.

22) I have a hard time understanding organized religion.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll get my master's and PhD.

24) You know I like you if I don't act like a bitch. It's a pretty good indicator.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my Mom, hands down.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Darwin because he pisses off the religious right continuously and he's not even trying anymore.

27) Take my advice, never mess with repressed homosexuals.

28) My ideal breakfast is hashbrowns and crepes.

29) A song I love, but do not have is PJ Harvey's "Dry." (Well, I don't have the actual CD).

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest making alternate plans, as there's nothing really interesting, at least to me.

31) Tulips are apparently more significant than I thought.

32) Why won't anyone love Stevie's "Every Day" as much as I do?

33) If you spend the night at my house you'll probably get asked to let me listen to your heart with one of my stethoscopes.

34) I'd stop my wedding for a personal visit from a Fleetwood Mac member...er, but not just any member.

35) The world could do without ring pops.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than any part of Ann Coulter.

37) My favorite blonde is Stevie Nicks, Christine McVie

38) Paper clips are more useful than burned hard drives.

39) If I do anything well, it's whining.

40) And by the way HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVIE NICKS! <33333333333

41) The last time I was drunk, I...never have been drunk.

[Mari]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

How did I miss this yesterday?
27) Take my advice, never mess with repressed homosexuals.

I should know!!

Cough*arizona*cough cough

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by Mari

I should know!!

Cough*arizona*cough cough

[mondaymornin1]

01) My uncle once worked for NASA

02) Never in my life will I sky-dive

03) When I was five, my Mom married my step-dad...thank God!!!

04) High School was forgetable

05) I will never forget the day my daughter was born

06) I once met Richard Marx

07) There's this girl I know who is a lazy piece of ****.

08) Once, at a bar I threw up.

09) By noon I usually eat lunch and surf the Ledge

10) Last night Bo Bice didn't win.

11) If I only had slept a couple of more hours.

12) Next time I go to church, I won't sing.

13) Terry Schiavo, rest in peace.

14) I have a confession to make: I'm scared of the Wicked Witch of the West

15) When I turn my head left, I see a wall.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a door

17) You know I'm lying when I open my mouth.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about my daughter

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be...meh, none of 'em.

20) By this time next year I'll be 36. ****.

21) A better name for me would be Shorty

22) I have a hard time understanding physics

23) If I ever go back to school I'll wonder why.

24) You know I like you if I answer the phone when you call.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be my husband and kids.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: definitely Slim Pickens.

27) Take my advice, never eat day-old potato salad.

28) My ideal breakfast is tomato gravy and biscuits. Sounds gross, but it's really good!

29) A song I love, but do not have is ummmm, ?????

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you bring shorts and sunscreen. Damn it's hot here!

31) Tulips are eaten by deer every time I plant them.

32) Why won't anyone give me a million bucks?

33) If you spend the night at my house, I'll grill steaks and we'll sit up drinkin and talkin.

34) I'd stop my wedding for no one.

35) The world could do without prejudice of ALL kinds.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than the belly of a snake.

37) My favorite blonde is my daughter.

38) Paper clips are more useful than staples. They don't hurt as much, either.

39) If I do anything well, it's because I've stressed, planned, lost sleep, etc.

40) And by the way all of us who live in the so-called "Bible Belt" aren't the stereotypical redneck loser idiots we're constantly painted to be, k? Some of us actually have educations, open minds, AND great taste in music.

41) The last time I was drunk was last week in Disney World.
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