½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ® thoughts. What if people broke into song in real life?

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

. . . The real fun will come when I invite them to MY wedding!

Curtis can adminsiter a sedative

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Curtis can adminsiter a sedative

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Curtis can adminsiter a sedative

"Ladies & Gentlemen... before the ceremony begins, Nurse Curtis will be handing out complimentary sedatives.
For those who have never attended a commitment ceremony before, those who don't know what a 'commitment ceremony' is, and those who are still wondering why there were two male names on the wedding announcements... it's highly advised that you take your sedative promptly and without question. Thank you."

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

I have an avatar for Curtis. Just for the occasion. BRB

[SuzeQuze]

When I was a receptionist my friend and I would break into song sometimes. It was really funny. In my last job I would randomly sing out loud. I sing out loud sometimes walking to work, not much lately though. Breaking into song randomly is fun, I'm going to do it more often

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

When I was a receptionist my friend and I would break into song sometimes. It was really funny. In my last job I would randomly sing out loud. I sing out loud sometimes walking to work, not much lately though. Breaking into song randomly is fun, I'm going to do it more often

Hiya SuzeQuze. I can picture you doing that. Heck I might start singing when I'm out in the field with the crew. Maybe "Macho Man."

[GateandGarden]

I like to break out into song and catch some stares sometimes. Actually, it seems involuntary. Like, if someone says, "I must have been crazy to..." I will start up "I must have been craaaaazy! Crazy to wait on you, baby...turned around and..." It's like Damn it! You said it and now I have to do this!

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

I visit an office full of divorce lawyers about once a week. They’re all female except for one poor male lawyer. These women are mean and crude I tell ya. Big burly women with attitudes. Anyway every time I go there I find myself whistling to D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by ½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®

I visit an office full of divorce lawyers about once a week. They’re all female except for one poor male lawyer. These women are mean and crude I tell ya. Big burly women with attitudes. Anyway every time I go there I find myself whistling to D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

that poor man in that estrogen fest I suspect they have NO male clients and advocate castration in most cases

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

that poor man in that estrogen fest I suspect they have NO male clients and advocate castration in most cases

I’m dead serious. This guy is stuck way back in a corner office. The female lawyers are crude. I’ve overheard my share of voice conferences they’re having with clients. Even I know when to keep my mouth shut in this office. These women would verbally abuse me into a fetal position under a desk.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

that poor man in that estrogen fest I suspect they have NO male clients and advocate castration in most cases

CASTRATION?! Jason dear, you are making my genitals feel like falling off again. Stop it!

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Hay from what I see they have more male clients then female.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by ½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®

Hay from what I see they have more male clients then female.

those are some BRAVE men

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Well they’re all very professional and if I was divorcing a wife I’d probably want a female lawyer too. I visit the office at 10am. Just in time for the secretary’s to go out front for a cigarette break. I need to get a little bit of enjoyment out of visiting that office from hell.

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

those are some BRAVE men

oh, please...
*chauvenistic so and so*