You Pig.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by ryan8472
- People who scrape their forks over their teeth, producing horrible sounds.

Eleven years ago my then girlfriend used to hit the back of her front teeth with the spoon when she ate yogurt. I can still hear that sound and it still bugs me.

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Eleven years ago my then girlfriend used to hit the back of her front teeth with the spoon when she ate yogurt. I can still hear that sound and it still bugs me.

- Jake

Exactly! I hate it when people bite the fork or scrape it against their teeth when they take a bite. God!! Talking about all the minutia we hate makes us all sound like a bunch of disgruntled a-holes !!! It's quite hilarious.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Now don't be snippy just because of her thong comment.

- Jake

: picks thong out of her ass, holds dog for a moment, puts dogs down, grabs ice out of the freezer, puts ice in glass, fills glass with water, hands glass of water to you:

shuddup.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
makes us all sound like a bunch of disgruntled a-holes

Wow, this is a theme with you today, isn't it. Do we need to hide the plates?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
: picks thong out of her ass, holds dog for a moment, puts dogs down, grabs ice out of the freezer, puts ice in glass, fills glass with water, hands glass of water to you:

...Dumps water on you...

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Wow, this is a theme with you today, isn't it. Do we need to hide the plates?

- Jake

Dammit! Foiled again!! I knew you'd get back at me for that "tool" comment the other day.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
There ARE no tables at Dipstix. Duh.

- Jake

Well, i've yet to go to this place so I wouldn't know that.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
...Dumps water on you...

- Jake

....fills up another glass....dumps it right back

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
Dammit! Foiled again!! I knew you'd get back at me for that "tool" comment the other day.

Lady, I haven't BEGUN to start with you for that.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Well, i've yet to go to this place so I wouldn't know that.

Did you fail to meet the dress code?
It's a boardwalk stand.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
....fills up another glass....dumps it right back

I guess I should be impressed you figured out how to hold the glass right-side-up. You're catching up to the chimpanzee.

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Lady, I haven't BEGUN to start with you for that.

- Jake

I like how you picked the sunglasses icon to emphasize your point. Who are you now, T2?



Now I'm really scared.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
I like how you picked the sunglasses icon to emphasize your point. Who are you now, T2?



Now I'm really scared.

Sweetie, you have NO idea. He THINKS he's the Jakeinator. When I say he wears sunglasses on the top of his head at night? He does.

Don't be scared. He's all talk.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Did you fail to meet the dress code?
It's a boardwalk stand.

- Jake

No, but perhaps you did

"I wear my suuuuuunglasses at night.....so i can, so i caaaaan"

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Sweetie, you have NO idea. He THINKS he's the Jakeinator. When I say he wears sunglasses on the top of his head at night? He does.

Don't be scared. He's all talk.

"Jakeinator".....

Sorry Jake, but you have to admit it's pretty funny. And remember, we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you!