I Have the Mumps

[foxyluva]

I have been home-bound all week and Im being driven nuts. Monday through to wednesday I had the worst headache of my life that everytime I moved my head rolled and I felt like throwing up, and I feel fit as a fiddle now, but my face is swollen on one side - I look completely stupid

and just now I thought I would have a lollipop, and I did not realise that you cannot have acidy things with the mumps because it overworks your saliva glands which are the glads which are swelling on my face, and now my fave hurts like a bitch

Anybody else had the mumps and can sympathise with me