Dark rocking survivor FINALE! - Page 3

carrie721 · #31 09-16-2006, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

Oh, she should definitely SOTMize us. I've been waiting all these years. It is actually called "Starshine Glide", BTW. (It used to be silvah! It always makes me shivah!)

Hmm. It's not that funny. But who am I too judge? Laugh your ass off, girl, and I'll take the props. It's pretty funny.

I was actually more pleased that I came up with an abbrev. for "nevertheless". (Nvthlss).

haha, i noticed that, too.

starshine glide: lol. use it on your beautiful, beautiful, beautiful beast.

amber · #32 09-16-2006, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

haha, i noticed that, too.

starshine glide: lol. use it on your beautiful, beautiful, beautiful beast.

No way, I coat my Blue Lamp with it. Oh, those stars laugh and cry and shine!

carrie721 · #33 09-16-2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

No way, I coat my Blue Lamp with it. Oh, those stars laugh and cry and shine!

oh god, you must be horrifying flexible and loose ...

i prefer to use it on my castles of candy.

amber · #34 09-16-2006, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

oh god, you must be horrifying flexible and loose ...

i prefer to use it on my castles of candy.

Fair enough.

I don't think the Christmas Angel will be visiting you this year, Carrie. If you were wiser, you would take it out. "Ooowwww! Yeooowwwch! ooooowww! yeaooowwwcch!" (right here hoping you know blue lamp pretty well).

You didn't have to talk about my yoga skills in that embarrassing way!

Hey, I said laugh and cry and shine, didn't I? Didn't I???
Don't listen to me, listen through me. Bitch.

carrie721 · #35 09-16-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

Fair enough.

I don't think the Christmas Angel will be visiting you this year, Carrie. If you were wiser, you would take it out. "Ooowwww! Yeooowwwch! ooooowww! yeaooowwwcch!" (right here hoping you know blue lamp pretty well).

You didn't have to talk about my yoga skills in that embarrassing way!

Hey, I said laugh and cry and shine, didn't I? Didn't I???
Don't listen to me, listen through me. Bitch.

hey, there's nothing wrong with being flexible. but the loose thing ... you might wanna get that stitched up. just sayin'. you uterus WILL fall out.

oh, also available from welsh witch bedroom aids: blue water, a lube specially formulated for a slow ride. it'll sit there and wait for the morning (and you) to come.

amber · #36 09-16-2006, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

hey, there's nothing wrong with being flexible. but the loose thing ... you might wanna get that stitched up. just sayin'. you uterus WILL fall out.

oh, also available from welsh witch bedroom aids: blue water, a lube specially formulated for a slow ride. it'll sit there and wait for the morning (and you) to come.

MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh, man, once you incorporate Blue Water, it's all over. How did you know I wanted to take "you" on a slow ride?

God, I sit and I wait...

Thank god the sea is smiling at me, or I'd be really pissed.

Oh, and P.S.? SOTMizing doesn't affect my, uh...Uterus*insert barfy*...at all.

carrie721 · #37 09-16-2006, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh, man, once you incorporate Blue Water, it's all over. How did you know I wanted to take "you" on a slow ride?

God, I sit and I wait...

Thank god the sea is smiling at me, or I'd be really pissed.

Oh, and P.S.? SOTMizing doesn't affect my, uh...Uterus*insert barfy*...at all.

your smilies gave you away.

oh ****, you're right. i forgot what we were talking about.

what can i say, i'm a d-bag lezbo, i've always got my mind on the goods.

amber · #38 09-16-2006, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

your smilies gave you away.

oh ****, you're right. i forgot what we were talking about.

what can i say, i'm a d-bag lezbo, i've always got my mind on the goods.

yeah, but your goods are different. Than my goods. My goods are silvah, and they make people quivah, and they laugh and cry and shine. So nanny nanny.

So, what exactly is a "dime bag lezbo" if I may ask? And would such a lesbo attack me in a bar for accidentally taking their cigarrette?

*deep breath, and the sea is as moving as a lovah, deep breath*.

Hey, are you still out of your computer money, and can't come here? Oh, you are seeing LB, too. Right?

But my point is, you still can't come here for BerkeleyStevuhpaTomPettyLooza, right?

I'm having T shirts made and ****.

They are cool, though. They say: "I'm An Insider" in big bold white type, then there are Stevie with Tom pics below, all on a black background, long sleeved Tee. Not that Tshirts should sway anyone's opinion, I'm just saying. Lol.

Fine, if you don't come, you've only just missed thousands of Lesbos who love you, no big.

carrie721 · #39 09-16-2006, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

yeah, but your goods are different. Than my goods. My goods are silvah, and they make people quivah, and they laugh and cry and shine. So nanny nanny.

So, what exactly is a "dime bag lezbo" if I may ask? And would such a lesbo attack me in a bar for accidentally taking their cigarrette?

*deep breath, and the sea is as moving as a lovah, deep breath*.

Hey, are you still out of your computer money, and can't come here? Oh, you are seeing LB, too. Right?

But my point is, you still can't come here for BerkeleyStevuhpaTomPettyLooza, right?

I'm having T shirts made and ****.

They are cool, though. They say: "I'm An Insider" in big bold white type, then there are Stevie with Tom pics below, all on a black background, long sleeved Tee. Not that Tshirts should sway anyone's opinion, I'm just saying. Lol.

Fine, if you don't come, you've only just missed thousands of Lesbos who love you, no big.

omg, not dimebag lesbo. DOUCHEBAG lesbo!

yeah, i am still cash poor. i am SO SAD ABOUT IT I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS. because not only is my screen getting almost too bad to use, i found out that my brother's free weekend is, like, oct. 5-9 or something like that, so i'm flying down to georgia for that. oh, and i lent my parents $150. AND i still haven't gotten my b-day money. so i am really, really broke.

i'm sooooooo sadddddddddd gdiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. the t-shirts sound awesome. and so do the lesbos.

and i really want to meet all y'all.

amber · #40 09-16-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

omg, not dimebag lesbo. DOUCHEBAG lesbo!

yeah, i am still cash poor. i am SO SAD ABOUT IT I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS. because not only is my screen getting almost too bad to use, i found out that my brother's free weekend is, like, oct. 5-9 or something like that, so i'm flying down to georgia for that. oh, and i lent my parents $150. AND i still haven't gotten my b-day money. so i am really, really broke.

i'm sooooooo sadddddddddd gdiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. the t-shirts sound awesome. and so do the lesbos.

and i really want to meet all y'all.

Lame. So very lame. Meaning the part where your parents borrowed money from you. Parents don't borrow money, they lend it. Get with the program.
Iss cool you see yo brotha, though. I'm also starting to think this "birthday money" is a myth, who waits that long for their bdm? No.

carrie721 · #41 09-16-2006, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

Lame. So very lame. Meaning the part where your parents borrowed money from you. Parents don't borrow money, they lend it. Get with the program.
Iss cool you see yo brotha, though. I'm also starting to think this "birthday money" is a myth, who waits that long for their bdm? No.

yeah. it's lame. my mom has been doing that since i was 4. and yeah, bdm ... at first my mom was all apologetic about not being able to give it to me right away, but when i asked her about it the other day, she got pissed off that i would expect it & ask for it.

so who the hell knows. did i mention my mom is crazy?

i'm looking forward to seeing my brother a lot. i haven't seen him since june. he makes it a lot easier to be around my mom.

amber · #42 09-16-2006, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

yeah. it's lame. my mom has been doing that since i was 4. and yeah, bdm ... at first my mom was all apologetic about not being able to give it to me right away, but when i asked her about it the other day, she got pissed off that i would expect it & ask for it.

so who the hell knows. did i mention my mom is crazy?

i'm looking forward to seeing my brother a lot. i haven't seen him since june. he makes it a lot easier to be around my mom.

You have to get out of there.

Aaaand, threadjack over.