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michelle2677 · #31 11-18-2005, 10:54 PM

wow....this just got interesting *LOL*

think I'll be hanging out in this thread for the rest of the evening..hahah

BTFLCHLD · #32 11-18-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

O.....M.....G...................................This is the 2nd time you've created the need for me to take a cold shower.

do you also recall your first claim that itd never happen

you bring it out in me what can i say brandon

now take it back

BTFLCHLD · #33 11-18-2005, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

wow....this just got interesting *LOL*

think I'll be hanging out in this thread for the rest of the evening..hahah

welcome

macfanken · #34 11-18-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

someones got to liven things up around here
im all for good natured fun
lay me down in the tall grass
and let me do my stuff

I agree!

BTW, sex in the a.m. is great... especially when you have the day off and can be lazy and go back to sleep or cuddle for a few hours afterwards.

michelle2677 · #35 11-18-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I fought with an incredibly uppity little **** at Circuit City last year on Black Friday when she tried to tell me that they weren't price matching that day. I told her to read the flyer and she said the flyer supported her assertion, so I stood in front of customer service and read it aloud for everyone to hear. Then they tried to simmer me down by saying that I was going to get the price match and the extra ten percent, to which I bitched at them that I shouldn't have to jump through hoops to get the discounts promised in their circulars and that I should have gotten it to begin with.

So, in my experience, the employees can be just as much of a **** as the customers.

yes..I totally agree..but I was always an angel

I worked at Victoria's Secret and a lady cussed me out because her credit card declined(as if it were my fault). So NATURALLY I felt bad for the lady. She acted surprised it had declined, so I asked if she would like me to call the company. "HELL YES I want you to call the company..that's BULLLLL SH*T" ...um...yeah...so I called. Come to find out-she hadn't made a payment in 3 months. YEP! That'll do it. haha...so she got pissed...and made a scene in front of the 16 lines of customers scanning a mile long. Then asked ME for a pair or scissors so she could cut up her card. Ha...I should have given them to her. It's not like she'll be needing it anymore

**mylittledemon** · #36 11-18-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

do you also recall your first claim that itd never happen

you bring it out in me what can i say brandon

now take it back

haha....yeah I do remember. And fond memories they were. I think its a good thing I look to the cold shower instead...otherwise I'd tear into you like a bag of candy!

BTFLCHLD · #37 11-18-2005, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

haha....yeah I do remember. And fond memories they were. I think its a good thing I look to the cold shower instead...otherwise I'd tear into you a bag of candy!

im thinking youd split me like wet pine

BTFLCHLD · #38 11-18-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by macfanken

I agree!

BTW, sex in the a.m. is great... especially when you have the day off and can be lazy and go back to sleep or cuddle for a few hours afterwards.

yes this has been my experience
afternoon delight

Moony · #39 11-18-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

i did it for years. I know-it sucks. just pray that the people are considerate and swift.

ahahahhahahahahah...oh wait....hahahahahahahahahahah.........

that is WAY too much to ask. pray that you don't get cussed out. That is more realistic

I pray no one cusses me out, cause if they do, I will lose my job. I don't let people treat me like **** (except my parents, of course

)

Seriously though, those assholes better watch it.

**mylittledemon** · #40 11-18-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

im thinking youd split me like wet pine

Well ..."tear into the bag of candy" ever so delicately, that is. Although I'm bad with getting bras off...I mean, terrible. It's pretty mortifying. All of my past "steadies" got a big laugh out of it.

michelle2677 · #41 11-18-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

I pray no one cusses me out, cause if they do, I will lose my job. I don't let people treat me like **** (except my parents, of course

)

Seriously though, those assholes better watch it.

*LOL* sounds like you're going in with a pleasant attitude...hahaha...

well...let's see. I think my absolute worst experience in retail was...again..Victoria's Secret
I had to measure a girl for a bra. I let her in the dressing room and went to get the measuring tape. We did it over the shirt....no need to get naked or anything. SOOOOOo....I went back to the room, knocked and she let me in. O........M........G....well..she wasn't completely naked. But she was down to her bra. She was a rather large woman, with an "I *heart* Joe" tatoo on her left breast and hairy armpits. She said "is this o.k. or do you want me to whip these bad boys out?" My facial expression had to be priceless. In a "very" squeaky voice I said.."uumm....uuuhh....no..that won't be necessary"

I'm sure I can think of more. Victoria's Secret is very conducive to unpleasant experiences for the sales associates!!

BTFLCHLD · #42 11-18-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

I'm bad with getting bras off...

i will teach you how
practice makes perfect
youd have to do it all the time

then again we could just run around naked

ah the candy bit yeah delicious

i love hard candies...they can be fun

Moony · #43 11-18-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

*LOL* sounds like you're going in with a pleasant attitude...hahaha...

I always have a pleasant attitude.

ha.

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well...let's see. I think my absolute worst experience in retail was...again..Victoria's Secret
I had to measure a girl for a bra. I let her in the dressing room and went to get the measuring tape. We did it over the shirt....no need to get naked or anything. SOOOOOo....I went back to the room, knocked and she let me in. O........M........G....well..she wasn't completely naked. But she was down to her bra. She was a rather large woman, with an "I *heart* Joe" tatoo on her left breast and hairy armpits. She said "is this o.k. or do you want me to whip these bad boys out?" My facial expression had to be priceless. In a "very" squeaky voice I said.."uumm....uuuhh....no..that won't be necessary"

I'm sure I can think of more. Victoria's Secret is very conducive to unpleasant experiences for the sales associates!!

Good gawd. Your poor eyes!

diamondsnake · #44 11-18-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by michelle2677

She was a rather large woman, with an "I *heart* Joe" tatoo on her left breast and hairy armpits.

Eeeeewww!!! Ick!!! Gross!!!

michelle2677 · #45 11-18-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

I always have a pleasant attitude.

ha.

well....if it works for ya!!

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Good gawd. Your poor eyes!

oh....it took me a LOOOOOOOOONNNG time to get over that one....I still have limited vision in my left eye!! And, everyone made fun of me, but it was all in good fun