Oprah for President. - Page 3

GypsySorcerer · #31 09-09-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

And a Jewish one at that.

I was thinking that Mo Rocca would make a good pres, too.

I'd campaign for him in a second.

dissention · #32 09-09-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

I'd campaign for him in a second.

He already looks presidential, doesn't he?

GypsySorcerer · #33 09-09-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

He already looks presidential, doesn't he?

I love him. I watched those stupid VH1 80s and 90s shows over and over just to see him.

dissention · #34 09-09-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

I love him. I watched those stupid VH1 80s and 90s shows over and over just to see him.

Me, too! He's awesome. I even watched that atrocious Smoking Gun TV show for him. The only highlight of that wretched show was when he went into the make-up chair to be made up like Nick Nolte's mugshot.

LongBlackScarf · #35 09-09-2005, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

We need a black lesbian President.

A black lesbian President who likes broccoli!!

dissention · #36 09-09-2005, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LongBlackScarf

A black lesbian President who likes broccoli!!

Moony · #37 09-10-2005, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

...I think...I'm gonna be sick.

my thoughts exactly

GateandGarden · #38 09-10-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

Kathy Griffin: "I love Oprah. And I'm a big fan. But she thinks she's Jesus!"

And I can just hear her Convention speech:

(think booming Oprah voice)

"If I am elected as the first woman President, I will see to it that everyone in America gets ... A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!! Massachusetts? You get a car! Mississippi? You get a car! Ohio, Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota? You get a car, you get a car, you get a car, and YOU . GET . A . CAR!!!!! And Illinois, California, Washington, Texas! CAR, CAR, CAR, CAR!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

OK - so, maybe without the Howard Dean scream at the end. They just fit together so well.

Thank you for that good laugh!

amber · #39 09-10-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Me, too! He's awesome. I even watched that atrocious Smoking Gun TV show for him. The only highlight of that wretched show was when he went into the make-up chair to be made up like Nick Nolte's mugshot.

Not to be dissentful, and I'm sure all his comments are spank on.
However, I don't love him, and I'm basing this partly from seeing him on the Daily Show (a long time ago) and also from "I love the...*insert 70's, 80's, etc.)
He's funnier on the "I love the", but his lisp really gets to me.

amber · #40 09-10-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Moony

my thoughts exactly

I second. I don't object to black, or broccoli, or lesbian, but in the guise of Oprah, it's just too horrible to consider. Although not as horrible as our last 43 presidents....

dissention · #41 09-10-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

Not to be dissentful, and I'm sure all his comments are spank on.
However, I don't love him, and I'm basing this partly from seeing him on the Daily Show (a long time ago) and also from "I love the...*insert 70's, 80's, etc.)
He's funnier on the "I love the", but his lisp really gets to me.

I think his lisp is as hot as he is.

estranged4life · #42 09-10-2005, 11:24 AM

and Japan will become my new & permanent home...Sorry USA, I will choose self-imposed exile before I would live in this country with another celebrity as President, Didnt Reagan teach folkz a thing in his 8 year TV/reality series known as his 2 term presidency???

I am all for a woman as President, Just not O-Prah or Hilly-Billy Clinton.

estranged4life · #43 09-10-2005, 11:50 AM

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I often wonder what will happen first: woman OR black man?

I would say a President with intelligence would happen before a woman or a black man would become the "commander in chief"...BUT, Looking at our present Presi-dunce I think Sponge Bob would have been a better choice.

DownOnRodeo · #44 09-11-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

"If I am elected as the first woman President, I will see to it that everyone in America gets ... A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!! Massachusetts? You get a car! Mississippi? You get a car! Ohio, Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota? You get a car, you get a car, you get a car, and YOU . GET . A . CAR!!!!! And Illinois, California, Washington, Texas! CAR, CAR, CAR, CAR!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

At least the motor industry will suport her campaign!

Perhaps 'Secretary of State Dr Phil' will be able to sort out all the conflicts with those rogue nations.

DownOnRodeo · #45 09-11-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

Japan will become my new & permanent home...

You make it sound like a bad thing!