a couple of serious questions coupled with many pointless ones

[GateandGarden]

I've been meaning to make up one of these things instead of just stealing other people's as I tend to do. I found out that I suck at it.

Of course we're going to get Hillary's lifelong obsession out of the way with the first five questions before anything else.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat?
2) With a stethoscope?
3) With his or her ear?
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead?
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly?
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water?
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks?

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
14) Britney or Kevin?
15) Jessica or Ashlee?
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way).
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do?
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously?
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic?
23) Was that a rhetorical question?
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did?