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View Poll Results: How fanatical are you about cleaning?
If I don't keep my place immaculate, I "GO INSANE!!!" 8 18.18%
I'm clean above average "But I wanna be a star, I don't wanna be a cleaning lady" 12 27.27%
I'm clean but every once and I while, I find one of the "Seven Wonders" in a pile of stuff 19 43.18%
"But if you see my refection in that big pile of clothes, well I better clean it up!" 3 6.82%
Basically, call me Christina Aguilera! "DIRTY!!!" 2 4.55%
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 05-01-2005, 07:11 PM
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I'm not dirty, but I'm extremely "cluttered." But I know where everything is.
I have that "cd's and stuff" pile I am going to get too one year...really!
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Old 05-02-2005, 12:41 AM
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However, every now and again I decide to just f**k it and let the dishes and clothes pile up for a few days....
..Is this not what every man does?

Call me a bit cluttered, but hopefully not dirty!
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Old 05-02-2005, 02:00 AM
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Until her sink itself
became the smelliest poison
ooo, as she grew lazier
ooo, until her sink itself
became just as fatal
as was her bathtub

And so you run fuh-rum
what you know is dirty
There are too many dishes! To be doone!!!
For the love of god, clean your house!
For the love of god, clean your house!!!!
Do-a-Dish!!!

Never did I clean them
Imprisoned them
Here in my sink
Where they get all moldy!
For the love of god, clean your house!
For the love of god, cleaaaaaaan your house!!!
Do-a-Dish!!!!

Until she herself
only grew lazier
Leaving her house dirty
No cleaning at all!
Until the sink itself,
became the toxic garden
Always dirty
No cleaning at all!!!
etc...

Racing through the dishes!!!
I'm smelling brilliant colors!!

*I'd like to add that my bathtub isn't really dirty...
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Old 05-02-2005, 02:40 AM
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I'm the same! When I'm working like a jack ass, my apartment tends to get a little gross. Sometimes I can't focus on work until I at least sweep my floors. Hardwood can be really disgusting, but at least it tells you when you gotta clean it. Your floor's all like "uh, can't you see how disgusting I am? I know you can! I mean look at me! I'm hideous!!!"
I'm like that at work.

I can't like work even unless the tables are clean and the floor is too. I run a Dominos and it gets pretty dirty pretty fast and I constantly am cleaning. I can't concentrate if everything is a mess.


( who at 3 AM just cleaned the bathroom, kitchen floor and took out trash!)
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Old 05-02-2005, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by amber
Until her sink itself
became the smelliest poison
ooo, as she grew lazier
ooo, until her sink itself
became just as fatal
as was her bathtub

And so you run fuh-rum
what you know is dirty
There are too many dishes! To be doone!!!
For the love of god, clean your house!
For the love of god, clean your house!!!!
Do-a-Dish!!!

Never did I clean them
Imprisoned them
Here in my sink
Where they get all moldy!
For the love of god, clean your house!
For the love of god, cleaaaaaaan your house!!!
Do-a-Dish!!!!

Until she herself
only grew lazier
Leaving her house dirty
No cleaning at all!
Until the sink itself,
became the toxic garden
Always dirty
No cleaning at all!!!
etc...

Racing through the dishes!!!
I'm smelling brilliant colors!!

*I'd like to add that my bathtub isn't really dirty...
Definitely one of your best performances!
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Old 05-02-2005, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by amber
Until her sink itself
became the smelliest poison
ooo, as she grew lazier
ooo, until her sink itself
became just as fatal
as was her bathtub

And so you run fuh-rum
what you know is dirty
There are too many dishes! To be doone!!!
For the love of god, clean your house!
For the love of god, clean your house!!!!
Do-a-Dish!!!

Never did I clean them
Imprisoned them
Here in my sink
Where they get all moldy!
For the love of god, clean your house!
For the love of god, cleaaaaaaan your house!!!
Do-a-Dish!!!!

Until she herself
only grew lazier
Leaving her house dirty
No cleaning at all!
Until the sink itself,
became the toxic garden
Always dirty
No cleaning at all!!!
etc...

Racing through the dishes!!!
I'm smelling brilliant colors!!

*I'd like to add that my bathtub isn't really dirty...
Damn funny! But it made me throw up a little bit.
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:18 AM
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Okay, I have tons of work to do today but I couldn't resist...

Go on clean your house
Leave the Ledge here
Your place is way too gross
You shouldn't be here
Don't ask me why
You know the answer,
If you don't clean those little crumbs
You'll get some mice there

I keep my place clean
This world is very dusty
I can't keep up with it
But I sure try to
So be a bit like me
My house is gleaming
If you cleaned just a little more
I might just stay there

Ahhh
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man

Pots are moldy now
Get out the Palmolive
You have some greasy pots
Scour that stuff off there
Just fill up your sink
'Cause my pots are gleaming
If you don't add soap to that water
That grease is staying

Ahhh
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man

What you need most is a dust rag
And some Pledge
You need a vacuum and some Stevie tunes
I hate to vacuum
I do not want to
Your first mistake was to sit and watch the tube
Watch the tube

Go on clean your house
Leave the Ledge here
Your place is way too gross
You shouldn't be here

Go on clean your house
Go on clean your house
You shouldn't be here
You shouldn't be here
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:21 AM
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I'm allergic to dust so I HAVE TO clean often. There's no other choice for me really.
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:35 AM
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Okay, I have tons of work to do today but I couldn't resist...

Go on clean your house
Leave the Ledge here
Your place is way too gross
You shouldn't be here
Don't ask me why
You know the answer,
If you don't clean those little crumbs
You'll get some mice there

I keep my place clean
This world is very dusty
I can't keep up with it
But I sure try to
So be a bit like me
My house is gleaming
If you cleaned just a little more
I might just stay there

Ahhh
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man

Pots are moldy now
Get out the Palmolive
You have some greasy pots
Scour that stuff off there
Just fill up your sink
'Cause my pots are gleaming
If you don't add soap to that water
That grease is staying

Ahhh
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man

What you need most is a dust rag
And some Pledge
You need a vacuum and some Stevie tunes
I hate to vacuum
I do not want to
Your first mistake was to sit and watch the tube
Watch the tube

Go on save yourself
Leave the key here
You love someone else
I shouldn't be here
Don't ask me why
You know the answer
If she's so willing, little one
There was no chance there

Ahhh
Turned away and ran
I should have turned away and ran
As fast as I can
Just as fast as I can
Turned away and ran
I should have turned away and ran
As fast as I can
Just as fast as I can
Turned away and ran
I should have turned away and ran
As fast as I can
Just as fast as I can

Go on clean your house
Leave the Ledge here
Your place is way too gross
You shouldn't be here

Go on clean your house
Go on clean your house
You shouldn't be here
You shouldn't be here

Nice. Very Nice.
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:41 AM
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Nice. Very Nice.
Oh weird! I just read over it and left a big chunk of the original Smile At You lyics at the bottom! Lame!
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:43 AM
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Oh weird! I just read over it and left a big chunk of the original Smile At You lyics at the bottom! Lame!
K, I fixed it!
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:45 AM
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K, I fixed it!
Whew!!! I almost thought you were lame!!!
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Old 05-02-2005, 10:49 AM
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Okay, I have tons of work to do today but I couldn't resist...

Go on clean your house
Leave the Ledge here
Your place is way too gross
You shouldn't be here
Don't ask me why
You know the answer,
If you don't clean those little crumbs
You'll get some mice there

I keep my place clean
This world is very dusty
I can't keep up with it
But I sure try to
So be a bit like me
My house is gleaming
If you cleaned just a little more
I might just stay there

Ahhh
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man

Pots are moldy now
Get out the Palmolive
You have some greasy pots
Scour that stuff off there
Just fill up your sink
'Cause my pots are gleaming
If you don't add soap to that water
That grease is staying

Ahhh
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man
Picked up a dust pan
You should have picked up a dust pan
Like any gay man
Just like any gay man
You should have picked up a dust pan
Liike any gay man
Just like any gay man

What you need most is a dust rag
And some Pledge
You need a vacuum and some Stevie tunes
I hate to vacuum
I do not want to
Your first mistake was to sit and watch the tube
Watch the tube

Go on clean your house
Leave the Ledge here
Your place is way too gross
You shouldn't be here

Go on clean your house
Go on clean your house
You shouldn't be here
You shouldn't be here
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Old 05-02-2005, 04:55 PM
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I'm a gay male......aka......my house is spotless.
I must be the exception to that rule.
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Old 05-02-2005, 05:38 PM
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Whew!!! I almost thought you were lame!!!
Yeah, that definitely threw me into the lame category! How embarrassing for me!
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