Bono For President.

[sparky]

I would vote for Bono if he could convince my mortgage company to forgive my debt.

[dreamongypsydkm]

I have nothing relevant to say. Robert.

[dreamongypsydkm]

As long as we're being irrelevant, I'm going to ask who dressed Jimmy? It wasn't Bono. He wouldn't let him look so damn foolish. That's terrible. Terrible.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Bono would like to do the honors.
He's teething at the moment, forgive him.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Oh Ledge, I watch your honey drip, can't keep away.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Oh god. Good times, Bad times.
Yknow I'm afraid to find a recent picture of Robert. The comparison will be enough to make me cry. Good thing Bono is still sexy.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Well, I decided to defend myself, or really Robert. I thought surely you just dug up the worst photo available. However, to my utter disgust, I found only this:


What has become of this?:


He was such a sexy young hippie frolicking in the hills with a guitar with the curls and the bellbottoms.
He was so sexy. What a tragedy.

Thank God for this sexy old man:

[dreamongypsydkm]

Adorable. What a cute man. So cute without his cane and tophat. And with as well, although Jimmy would disagree.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Welcome to the wonderful world of Hoggs. Hungry, dirty, and always horny.
It's hard to believe that some of them have IQs as high as a humans. Clearly you don't. I'm not a Hogg. Don't you think it's rather odd that IQ is now measured by posts on forms? Or is the Jimmy photos? Oh wait, our IQs weren't measured at all. It was only mentioned that reading Zep and Sharks would shave off points or something?
I cannot keep up.
The equipment I got was faulty. Finally the third piece I got operated, but only to an extent. I'm not a filmaker by trade, but I don't think it's working correctly.

This makes no sense.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Hm, funny how a 60 year old retard can make you cry.

"To be actually.. the first."

Well, I'm not anywhere near done editing this film. I don't know, maybe it's because I like editing so much. I fear completion. I don't think it will be complete anytime soon though. I don't know. It's hard to predict with things.

Well, I'm not listening to Puff Daddy, fortunately. I think that would make this chocolate shake (which I happen to be drinking as well) begin to come up my esophogus. Luckily though I am listening to Kashmir. Gah this is lovely, probably because I'm so relieved we've begun editing again. I was worried we were going to fall behind.

Even though Jimmy doesn't necesarrily make me cry, unless it's that pitiful photo of him in the fetal postion, this photo does:


I'm so sad. I want to touch and I can't.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Originally Posted by sparky

I would vote for Bono if he could convince my mortgage company to forgive my debt.

Well, I'm sure he could, as he is Bono. And he's a huge celebrity, nay, a rockstar. Not only that, but a world leader at this point.

Lucky for you, I spoke to my friend/fellow master Bono, and he had a word with the company.



In case you're illiterate, that poster behind him says "Drop the debt."

[dreamongypsydkm]

I met a girl so fair. Did you? I didn't think so.

Yes I did. What do you know??? Shut up.

Well, I don't think you do...

Dun dun dun.. Oh, god I feel a photo coming on.



I know this is a lot less relavent to you and Jimmy.
It's more relevant to Ringo though.

Rhiaaaanoon.

[dreamongypsydkm]

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Make me a smoothie slut.

[dreamongypsydkm]

I would like strawberry banana please.
Please slave not too runny.

Robert. Aww. I'm going to cry. I want to be there with him and that monkey, and of course that guitar.
I'm actually going to. Let's go.

[dreamongypsydkm]

You can use that banana. You have permission, slave.

Sexy schoolboy: