Stevie Jingles.

[GoldDustWoman22]

Haha These are hysterical! Totally made my night!

[PenguinHead]

Silver Girl -- hair coloring product
Two Kinds of Love -- dating service.com for bisexuals
Long Way to Go - roadside motels
Street Angel - homeless shelters
After the Glitter Fades - rehab for aging models and Vegas show girls
Secret Love - hook -up website for adulterers
Touched by an Angel - hospice/funeral homes


I'm cracking up over all the creative responses!

[glamorousnymph]

Originally Posted by PenguinHead

Silver Girl -- hair coloring product
Two Kinds of Love -- dating service.com for bisexuals
Long Way to Go - roadside motels
Street Angel - homeless shelters
After the Glitter Fades - rehab for models and Vegas show girls
Secret Love - hook -up website for adulters

Haha I was trying to find one for Glitter! Good job.

[Nickingham]

LMAO You guys came up with some good ones.

Beautiful Child - Children's daycare center
Crying in the Night - Children's Colic Medicine
Crystal - Chandelier Company
Destiny Rules - Psychic Hotline
Gold Dust Woman - Flavored Bronzing Powder
I Don't Want To Know - Secret Admirer Mailing Service
Long Distance Winner - Long Distance Telephone Service
No Questions Asked - AARP-type Senior Medical Plan
Silver Springs - Mineral Water
Sisters of the Moon - Sanitary Napkins
Thrown Down - Wrecking Company
Fire Burning - Heartburn Medication
Gate and Garden - Landscaping Company
Mirror, Mirror - Car Glass and Mirror replacement
The Nightmare - Sleep Disorder Center
Real Tears - Eye Drops
Rock A Little - Male Enhancement Supplement

[PenguinHead]

Originally Posted by Nickingham

LMAO You guys came up with some good ones.

Beautiful Child - Children's daycare center
Crying in the Night - Children's Colic Medicine
Crystal - Chandelier Company
Destiny Rules - Psychic Hotline
Gold Dust Woman - Flavored Bronzing Powder
I Don't Want To Know - Secret Admirer Mailing Service
Long Distance Winner - Long Distance Telephone Service
No Questions Asked - AARP-type Senior Medical Plan
Silver Springs - Mineral Water
Sisters of the Moon - Sanitary Napkins
Thrown Down - Wrecking Company
Fire Burning - Heartburn Medication
Gate and Garden - Landscaping Company
Mirror, Mirror - Car Glass and Mirror replacement
The Nightmare - Sleep Disorder Center
Real Tears - Eye Drops
Rock A Little - Male Enhancement Supplement

lol Great work! Love these, especially Gate and Garden, Mirror Mirror, Thrown Down, Silver Springs, and Destiny Rules. All are very clever!