Jagerbombs

[chiliD]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Maria, you drink RED BULL, and can't figure out why you can't sleep?

That's like:

{*sniff*} As soon as I {*sniff*} finish these {*sniff*} lines, then I'll {*sniff*} go to bed."



"Why can't I fall asleep? (*sniff*}

[sara1998]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Hah. You and me both! If you want something that REALLY knocks you on your ass try Liquid Cocaine... it's a shot that has Jager/Goldschlager/151 Rum. That **** will make you insta-drunk!

Heh. I will. Next weekend. Lmao!

[sara1998]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Maria, you drink RED BULL, and can't figure out why you can't sleep?


When people try to buy me a Jagerbomb, I always say, "keep the bomb, just gimme da Jager!"

Originally Posted by chiliD

That's like:

{*sniff*} As soon as I {*sniff*} finish these {*sniff*} lines, then I'll {*sniff*} go to bed."



"Why can't I fall asleep? (*sniff*}

I love you smartasses! Funny part is that on the way home, I could have dozed right off.... once I crawled in the bed is when I woke up!

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Hah. You and me both! If you want something that REALLY knocks you on your ass try Liquid Cocaine... it's a shot that has Jager/Goldschlager/151 Rum. That **** will make you insta-drunk!

Jesus - that sounds dangerous! I haven't drunk anything like that for a while...my shots are usually just the one thing (different ones throughout the night of course!)

[Zombie]

Can't do Jagerbombs. Nuh uh, no way. They remind me too much of cough syrup and even I couldn't get behind that **** back in the day when they didn't card you to buy cold meds.

Jager and I were good friends in high school, though, along with its retarded yet possibly wealthy Uncle Goldschlager.

Those days are over. Along with any days involving anything Bacardi.

But I recently bought a bottle of the atrocity that is sweet tea vodka, thinking, "That would be excellent in a Long Island!" for movie night with my friend.

Alas, the vodka never made it as far as Long Island...or even any glasses, for that matter, and good LAWD, that **** is nasty straight at first...but after a few swigs, we found that it's all the same, all the same, all the same (Rhiannon).

Which I pointed out repeatedly, of course, while pointing to my back tattoo - "SEE! I told you it's a universal truth! That's why I got it! It even applies to stank-ass vodka!"

"..."

"WHAT? I'm just sayin."

Why can't I ever get drunk with people that will appreciate my random Mac crap? Riddle me that, Batmen. Y'all just go ahead and riddle me that.

[ragrsrocalot]

Just do some Jager with Tommy Lee