How much of an idiot are you? - Page 2

DrummerDeanna · #16 09-15-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Oh I just found out he was living with her. I chat with him over AIM once in a while but I usually just wind up sad. I guess it isn't a good idea.

Probably not the best idea - but we all like to torture ourselves don't we

Maybe now that you've found out he's living with her - and since he always makes you sad anyway (which you totally don't deserve) it's time to let him go....

SuzeQuze · #17 09-15-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Probably not the best idea - but we all like to torture ourselves don't we

Maybe now that you've found out he's living with her - and since he always makes you sad anyway (which you totally don't deserve) it's time to let him go....

Yeah, you're right. He was already deleted from phone, time to remove from buddy list.

DrummerDeanna · #18 09-15-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Yeah, you're right. He was already deleted from phone, time to remove from buddy list.

Heh - does he do the contacting when you guys chat online or via phone? I was in a horrible and similar pattern in Rochester with a guy - and I would continually delete him from my phone/ AIM list -then he's message/call me -and I'd save it again

I hate this stuff...sorry you're going through it - it's never fun

carrie721 · #19 09-15-2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

The first one that comes to mind is that snail cartoon Carrie posted a little while ago - I STILL don't get it

i think when people say they don't get that cartoon, they're reading too much into it ...

it's just a guy who went to a snail "doctor," and the doctor shoved scissors in his ass. what makes it funny to me is that the situation is completely ridiculous, and the dude is only a little skeptical. i am cracking up just typing it.

amber · #20 09-15-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

i think when people say they don't get that cartoon, they're reading too much into it ...

it's just a guy who went to a snail "doctor," and the doctor shoved scissors in his ass. what makes it funny to me is that the situation is completely ridiculous, and the dude is only a little skeptical. i am cracking up just typing it.

Can you direct me to this snail cartoon? It's right up my "alley".

carrie721 · #21 09-15-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Can you direct me to this snail cartoon? It's right up my "alley".

amber · #22 09-15-2006, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

Yep. I'm a cartoon 'ho anyways, but that is funny.

DrummerDeanna · #23 09-15-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by carrie721

i think when people say they don't get that cartoon, they're reading too much into it ...

it's just a guy who went to a snail "doctor," and the doctor shoved scissors in his ass. what makes it funny to me is that the situation is completely ridiculous, and the dude is only a little skeptical. i am cracking up just typing it.

You're right, I was reading too much into it

It's random and odd - but the image and idea is quite amusing. Glad I'm not a complete idiot who missed some big joke...

Another one that took me forever to get...

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

wondergirl9847 · #24 09-15-2006, 05:32 PM

I took it upon myself to try to be nice and book a limo for a group of us for the concert we're going to on the 29th. I spent the last month or two asking for quotes, calling around, emailing, you name it. Trying to find the cheapest fare for us all.

Well....the very person who wanted the damn limo THE MOST is now b*tching about the cost of any extra hours over 8. I thought our deal was decent, but she won't effing shut up about it and I can't get my deposit back (even though it's not been charged to my credit card yet).

NEVER again.

WHY me, WHYYYYYYY?!?!

estranged4life · #25 09-15-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DavidMn

Ok I was thinking yesterday about how it took me forever to figure out Van Halen's For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album stood for you know what. Anybody have a similar story about something that after you figured it out, you were like "I cant believe I dinn't know that!!"

I figured that one out in about 2 seconds (On the day it was released no less).

Nothing idiotic has ever happened to either Deb or myself, but her brothers wondered what the blue square shaped signs with the letter "H" were for

Serrart · #26 09-15-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

I took it upon myself to try to be nice and book a limo for a group of us for the concert we're going to on the 29th. I spent the last month or two asking for quotes, calling around, emailing, you name it. Trying to find the cheapest fare for us all.

Well....the very person who wanted the damn limo THE MOST is now b*tching about the cost of any extra hours over 8. I thought our deal was decent, but she won't effing shut up about it and I can't get my deposit back (even though it's not been charged to my credit card yet).

NEVER again.

WHY me, WHYYYYYYY?!?!

That doesn't sound stupid but a nice thing to do for your friends.

Let the whining one taking the bus.

Romy

BTFLCHLD · #27 09-15-2006, 09:09 PM

I just got off the phone with an idiot.

That sounds a little harsh!

A guy friend I've known for some time is having a baby with his girlfriend. They don't have a good relationship to begin with based on her infidelities. There is question as to whether the child is his. So, he takes her to the doctor today. During the examination she asked the doctor about checking the dna of the child. Here is the "idiot" part: He thinks, by her asking that of the doctor, that the child must be his as she wouldn't want a test if the child wasn't his.

OKKKKKKKKK! Couldn't the other possibility be that she may not be so sure who the father is as well?!!!

SteveMacD · #28 09-15-2006, 09:27 PM

If my penis were the size of my idiocy, I'd be one of the highest paid male porn stars ever!

sparky · #29 09-15-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

I just got off the phone with an idiot.

That sounds a little harsh!

A guy friend I've known for some time is having a baby with his girlfriend. They don't have a good relationship to begin with based on her infidelities. There is question as to whether the child is his. So, he takes her to the doctor today. During the examination she asked the doctor about checking the dna of the child. Here is the "idiot" part: He thinks, by her asking that of the doctor, that the child must be his as she wouldn't want a test if the child wasn't his.

OKKKKKKKKK! Couldn't the other possibility be that she may not be so sure who the father is as well?!!!

4 words - gets what he deserves.

The Catdancer · #30 09-16-2006, 05:19 AM

Idiot??? Me??? No way..... hell, yeah. Let me tell you my story, if nobody is interested, I don't care, just ignore it.
OK, at age 14 I knew I was a lesbian (Stevie made me think about me LOL), so I had girlfriends, went to gay bars etc. At age 33 I meet this man Dirk. I have nothing against men so we became friends and he was a true gentleman, the knight in shining armour etc. We were friends for about 6 months and suddenly it hit me..... I was in love with a man!!!!! Panick city but I decided there was nothing wrong with that, you have no control over your feelings etc. I knew he was in love with me and in Oct. '96 we became a couple. The first few months were great but than he started drinking and doing drugs, mainly cocaine. I saw this man change from the knight into a demon. The first time he hit me was Jan. '97. I should've walked away right then and there. I didn't. I had this crazy idea:"If this relationship doesn't work, I'll be alone for the rest of my life". I stayed with him for 4 1/2 years and he beat me up so badly my own doctor didn't even recognize me. Every time he was drunk or on coke all hell broke lose. In Feb. 2001 we had a fight about a little thing: he had f***** up the computer and I fixed it. He couldn't stand it that I could do it and he couldn't. He screamed obsceneties and wanted to beat me up again and all of a sudden it hit me:"This isn't going anywhere, this will only get worse. One of us is gonna be killed but it's not going to be me". So while he was screaming and yelling I started to pack my stuff, took my cat and got the hell out. I was single for a few years, didn't trust anyone but then I moved to the USA in 2004 and met Peg, the love of my life and we've been together eversince. She is the most wonderful woman on this earth. We plan to get married and spend the rest of our lives together. But an idiot I was.... big time!!!!!