Misheard Stevie Lyrics

[Oona]

the one I have so burned into my head is from After the Glitter Fades.....
"Even tho the lemonade's sometimes laced with limes, t'sallright...".
I even have been known to sing it this way, when alone of course.

[michelle2677]

oh of course!!

your secret's safe with us!!!

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by rbs3676

"Paper Doll" ~
"Yesterday I was masterbated by somebody else..."


Horrible, I know....but true...


rbs

You mean that's wrong...?

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by Oona

the one I have so burned into my head is from After the Glitter Fades.....
"Even tho the lemonade's sometimes laced with limes, t'sallright...".
I even have been known to sing it this way, when alone of course.

That is PRICELESS!!!

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by skcin

We've had several threads like this, of course I can't find them now for some reason.

For years I thought that "well I've showed you all my cards" from TTM was "Well I've showed you, oh my God, well isn't that enough"

Someone posted that they (or someone they knew) thought "pick up the pieces" from GDW was "pick up the pizzas." I still laugh about that one.

That is so true about TTM.

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

I can not tell you how long I thought that was the correct lyric too! for, like, forever. seriously.

^^^^^^^5

[skcin]

Originally Posted by chiliD

That would've been ME! (of course)

Thanks God, mystery solved.

My dad thought she was saying "sand bags" in Stand Back on the radio when I was little.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by rbs3676

"Paper Doll" ~
"Yesterday I was masterbated by somebody else..."


Horrible, I know....but true...


rbs

I laughed literally for a minute straight over this.

[gina]

My ten year old thought the lyric in Dreams was "when the rain washes you, clean your nose".

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by Lala

Me too!

"But never have I been a blue corn seed/I have always been a storm."

I think I actually sang that out loud a few times before it actually registered that it made no sense.

Ah yes! Someone else with the blue corn seed head. I somehow made it make sense to me until I finally learned the real lyric and then it was, "Of course!"

My friend thought that in Stand Back

"Like a willow I can bend" was
"Like a weirdo I can't dance"

She was trying to learn the song and had written out the lyrics. I nearly peed when I saw that line.

Someone once said they thought "Enchanted" was "aunt Janet". Oh that kills me.

I know I used to get a bunch wrong but I can't think of them right now!

[joshywashy377]

During the bridge part of I Cant Wait I thought the wierd voice thingys said "how will your donation help me?"

[UnwindedDreams]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Someone once said they thought "Enchanted" was "aunt Janet". Oh that kills me.

[TheWILDheart]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

"Like a willow I can bend" was
"Like a weirdo I can't dance"
!

OMG!! When i was a wee whipper snapper my Dad played this I thought she sang "weirdo" too. I was like "yeh, you'd REALLY yell Stand Back at a weirdo. You'd just kick him and run. lol.

[jannieC]

Originally Posted by BlackWidow

In Gypsy..I thought she sang:
"She was just a witch..she was just a witch"
Instead of, "She was just a wish"

Oh yes, I thought that for YEARS. I think the whole world thought that though.

Originally Posted by joshywashy377

During the bridge part of I Cant Wait I thought the wierd voice thingys said "how will your donation help me?"

I thought that was "poly is interational". No, that isn't a mispell, that's exactly how I sang it, KNOWING it made no sense.

[joshywashy377]

I've done that exact same thing, where u know it doesnt make any sense but you gotta sing something. My mom always played Gypsy in the car when i was young and I would sing "like lis-drives, maybe once maybe twice" and "to a room with sownlays and vapor flowers"