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Old 05-21-2006, 12:33 PM
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Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.



Intergalactic hermaphrodites? Surreal indeed...
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You have no socially redeeming value.

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Old 05-21-2006, 12:58 PM
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You move with the eloquence of disintegrating fuselage.
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Old 05-21-2006, 01:23 PM
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I got a Dutch one... (or did they read my ip?)
Uw oren zijn als vliegende schotels. (Your ears are like flying saucers)
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Old 05-21-2006, 05:50 PM
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BUY WAR BONDS

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Old 05-21-2006, 05:52 PM
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May you ever have naked women to toss tiny pickels and coo in oblivious delight at your witty urbane opener of foreign post.
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Old 05-21-2006, 09:30 PM
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Marmots will stick to you in Delaware.

Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.

You ever remind me of the enigma of postage not sent.

The French Foreign Legion could not match the lucid beauty of your toenails!

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:31 AM
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Marmots will stick to you in Delaware.

Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.

You ever remind me of the enigma of postage not sent.

The French Foreign Legion could not match the lucid beauty of your toenails!

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
that last one is GOOD!
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Old 05-22-2006, 08:50 AM
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:43 AM
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All of the sudden, I have the urge to put on a Captain Beefheart album...
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Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.
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See? this is a conscioussness-raising moment !!!!
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Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

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