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strandinthewind · #16 01-08-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard B

Except when I wear my ballet toe shoes.

I can sooo see you in class having some 90 pound hawk nose former prima screeching "ENLEVER" at you through her tight lips

Miss Vicky · #17 01-08-2006, 02:44 PM

10 1/2 women's

I have clown feet, I tell you. I'm friggin' Sideshow Bob.

A friend of mine in high school used to swear that my feet couldn't possibly be that big and that I was buying oversized shoes. So I told him to step on my toes and see for himself. Needless to say he didn't argue with me about it after that.

Richard B · #18 01-08-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I can sooo see you in class having some 90 pound hawk nose former prima screeching "ENLEVER" at you through her tight lips

LOL...

And what else do you see?

markolas · #19 01-08-2006, 03:20 PM

I wear a nine, but I'm 5'5".

GODDESS6 · #20 01-08-2006, 03:26 PM

size 8 here~

strandinthewind · #21 01-08-2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard B

LOL...

And what else do you see?

It involves a yardstick, duct tape, and a jar of honey - honey

Grand Gestae (sp.?) indeed

Richard B · #22 01-08-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

It involves a yardstick, duct tape, and a jar of honey - honey

Grand Gestae (sp.?) indeed

Grand Jeté. I've always loved this move.

Once...I was working with a bunch of dancers and I stupidly decided to show off, so I did a grand jeté (with hiking boots on) and landed right into the corner of a wall and cracked my head open.

The story does have a good ending though...cause those dancer girls were all over me babying my dumbass. So in spite of some blood loss, a huge bump on my forehead and a bruised ego, I got the attention of those cute dancers after all.

strandinthewind · #23 01-08-2006, 03:41 PM

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Grane Jeté. I've always loved this move.

Once...I was working with a bunch of dancers and I stupidly decided to show off, so I did a grand jeté (with hiking boots on) and landed right into the corner of a wall and cracked my head open.

The story does have a good ending though...cause those dancer girls were all over me babying my dumbass. So in spite of some blood loss, a huge bump on my forehead and a bruised ego, I got the attention of those cute dancers after all.

Ya see - a little high up forward leap with a huge, sweeping, outstretched hand gesture and the ladies will love ya all day long

Interestingly, I have been known to do this move randomly, yet often, and usually in a crowded place like, say, the lobby of the Waldorf-Astoria and it usually is accompanied by some loud belting of a showtune or La Nicks - just ask Goldie

CreepingDeath · #24 01-08-2006, 03:57 PM

6 1/2 or 7 depending on what kind of footwear.

estranged4life · #25 01-08-2006, 04:02 PM

water skis or snow skis...

Richard B · #26 01-08-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Interestingly, I have been known to do this move randomly, yet often, and usually in a crowded place like, say, the lobby of the Waldorf-Astoria and it usually is accompanied by some loud belting of a showtune or La Nicks - just ask Goldie

This I'd like to see. Big time.

UnwindedDreams · #27 01-08-2006, 04:06 PM

Size 13...

strandinthewind · #28 01-08-2006, 04:06 PM

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This I'd like to see. Big time.

Well, the full out mid air aplit is usually just a right knee forward with foot pointed down, but the intent is there even if the body is weak

Actually, the horrified expressions of the gawking onlookers when I start running with arms extended is worth the price of admission

amber · #29 01-08-2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Well, the full out mid air aplit is usually just a right knee forward with foot pointed down, but the intent is there even if the body is weak

Actually, the horrified expressions of the gawking onlookers when I start running with arms extended is worth the price of admission

Did you do that when you were big? Because that would be twice as funny. Giant men doing bad ballet - is there anything more hilarious?

strandinthewind · #30 01-08-2006, 04:17 PM

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Did you do that when you were big? Because that would be twice as funny. Giant men doing bad ballet - is there anything more hilarious?

Didn't I do a similar move off of the escalator at Caesar's P. while belting "There's a bright golden haze on the Meadow . . . ." Good Times indeed. To this day, I will never forget the woman sitting by herself playing that random piano at CP - and we just barged up to her and demanded HORRIFIED and ran away