Uplift & Propulsion - Page 2

**mylittledemon** · #16 10-14-2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Hey now - when was the first or second one

If you are wrong, you are going to be punished.

Strike One was the Commodores thing you botched up. Strike two was the joke about the head/sig thing that I didnt get.

strandinthewind · #17 10-14-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Strike One was the Commodores thing you botched up. Strike two was the joke about the head/sig thing that I didnt get.

BULLSHIITE- the second one is your's - prepare for the coming of the punishment - here it is, you must listen to Haircut 100's Love Plus One for an entire day.

**mylittledemon** · #18 10-14-2005, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

BULLSHIITE- the second one is your's - prepare for the coming of the punishment - here it is, you must listen to Haircut 100's Love Plus One for an entire day.

Ace Ventura: "That's what turns me on about ya...you're attention to detail."

**mylittledemon** · #19 10-14-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

BULLSHIITE- the second one is your's - prepare for the coming of the punishment - here it is, you must listen to Haircut 100's Love Plus One for an entire day.

Christ! That was harsh. I'd rather see Alicia Bridges naked.

strandinthewind · #20 10-14-2005, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Christ! That was harsh. I'd rather see Alicia Bridges naked.

LOL - don't answer the midget question I proffered in the OZ thread http://www.ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/sh...t=23096&page=2 and I may post one

**mylittledemon** · #21 10-14-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

LOL - don't answer the midget question I proffered in the OZ thread http://www.ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/sh...t=23096&page=2 and I may post one

HA!!!!

I bumped into a midget when I was 13 or 14 in a Walmart. I knocked him over and he was like a turtle turned over on its back. I was like "Uhhhh" and I was gonna say I was sorry, but he was like "EEEeeee!" like Mini-me (swear to God) from Austin Powers, and his stubby little hands were reaching out for me to help him up. I... uh...took off running. My friend Bruce was there with me, and told my mom. She walked me around to store to find the midget-in-question so I could apologize to him. I was mortified.

strandinthewind · #22 10-14-2005, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

HA!!!!

I bumped into a midget when I was 13 or 14 in a Walmart. I knocked him over and he was like a turtle turned over on its back. I was like "Uhhhh" and I was gonna say I was sorry, but he was like "EEEeeee!" like Mini-me (swear to God) from Austin Powers, and his stubby little hands were reaching out for me to help him up. I... uh...took off running. My friend Bruce was there with me, and told my mom. She walked me around to store to find the midget-in-question so I could apologize to him. I was mortified.

OMG - I am HORRIFIED for you!!!!!!!

I was loaded one time (shut up

) at thid midget's parrty at his house and I asked if it was okay to smoke in the balcony. He was like yea and then looked like he wanted one, so I offered him one and he declined - to which I slurringly commented "yea they are bad for you and they stunted my growth" jokingly referring to my 6'4" stature - needless to say I left soon after that with foot still in my mouth

**mylittledemon** · #23 10-14-2005, 09:55 PM

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to which I slurringly commented "yea they are bad for you and they stunted my growth" :

That's THE funniest thing I've ever heard.

amber · #24 10-14-2005, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

OMG - I am HORRIFIED for you!!!!!!!

I was loaded one time (shut up

) at thid midget's parrty at his house and I asked if it was okay to smoke in the balcony. He was like yea and then looked like he wanted one, so I offered him one and he declined - to which I slurringly commented "yea they are bad for you and they stunted my growth" jokingly referring to my 6'4" stature - needless to say I left soon after that with foot still in my mouth

you're killing me. I'm dying.

strandinthewind · #25 10-14-2005, 10:04 PM

I know - I was HORRIFIED

**mylittledemon** · #26 10-14-2005, 10:06 PM

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I know - I was HORRIFIED

Simply classic. I'm not kidding. That's like something out of a movie or a sitcom. Funniest thing I've ever heard. My stomach is hurting I was laughing so hard.