Phrases that sound dirty, but aren't

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I LOVE INTERCOURSE, PA!

I think everyone has that in keychain form

[Wild_Heart03]

The other day I heard someone say "Would you like to visit my library?" and for some reason, it made me think the dirtiest thoughts. How books could provoke that, I don't know.

[golddustwoman77]

I live in Cocke County....Yes, it is pronounced "cock." Our radio station is WLIK, and it is truly goes by W-lick. The radio announcer will say "thanks for listen to W-lick!"

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by Wild_Heart03

The other day I heard someone say "Would you like to visit my library?" and for some reason, it made me think the dirtiest thoughts. How books could provoke that, I don't know.

That's a new one. "May I put my bookmark between your pages?"

- Jake

[Wild_Heart03]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

That's a new one. "May I put my bookmark between your pages?"

no comment.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by golddustwoman77

I live in Cocke County....Yes, it is pronounced "cock." Our radio station is WLIK, and it is truly goes by W-lick. The radio announcer will say "thanks for listen to W-lick!"

So, "W-lick in Cocke County" said really quickly could be even dirtier.

[golddustwoman77]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

So, "W-lick in Cocke County" said really quickly could be even dirtier.

That used to be said on the air, but I have not hear them say it in awhile. Someone must have said something.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by CreepingDeath

At the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas there's a restaurant called "The Pink Taco."

I worked there briefly too.

There were a ****load of those back in the day. Don't see them anymore, though.

[golddustdragon]

One time in my biology class, someone said, out of the blue, that he wanted to work in the adult film industry. My teacher replied "Well you'll face some stiff competition"

And she didn't even mean it that way. We just laughed our asses off.