The Camel Toe Report - Page 2

irishgrl · #16 06-04-2005, 08:22 PM

AHA!

David Lee Roth
Toe Factor: 8

So this is what it's come to. Perhaps the coolest glam rocker of all -- the guy who had more fun and hits and beaver in the 1980's than all the others combined -- now looks like Jeff Skilling in a wig at the 1999 Enron Halloween party. Kudos to Dave for his admirable physical conditioning (we've seen him in a 'unitard' working out at Gold's Gym in Venice, CA) and seemingly ample lumber. But this has to stop. Images like this can overshadow how great it was to listen to "Unchained" at ear-crushing volume on a Blaupunkt car stereo in 1984 (when the radio was more expensive than the rest of my car). Or how much I enjoyed mouthing "Have you seen Junior's grades?" into my bathroom mirror, while popping my first zit in 7th grade. My aversion to this picture aside, DLR even in this state, is still better than Sammy Hagar in his prime.

THAT to all you nay sayers!

SuzeQuze · #17 06-04-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

AHA!

David Lee Roth
Toe Factor: 8

So this is what it's come to. Perhaps the coolest glam rocker of all -- the guy who had more fun and hits and beaver in the 1980's than all the others combined -- now looks like Jeff Skilling in a wig at the 1999 Enron Halloween party. Kudos to Dave for his admirable physical conditioning (we've seen him in a 'unitard' working out at Gold's Gym in Venice, CA) and seemingly ample lumber. But this has to stop. Images like this can overshadow how great it was to listen to "Unchained" at ear-crushing volume on a Blaupunkt car stereo in 1984 (when the radio was more expensive than the rest of my car). Or how much I enjoyed mouthing "Have you seen Junior's grades?" into my bathroom mirror, while popping my first zit in 7th grade. My aversion to this picture aside, DLR even in this state, is still better than Sammy Hagar in his prime.

THAT to all you nay sayers!

I don't know - everything about that photo is wrong wrong wrong! It's not sexy, just ain't. Not that Sammy ever was. Hence the claim. However, being named sexier than Sammy in his prime ain't much. Sorry Dave. Not really.