finish the sentences....

[thepoetinmyhear]

01) My uncle once: called me while on my street (even though he lives six hours away and that was Saturday)

02) Never in my life: Bungee Jump!

03) When I was five: I moved for the third time.

04) High School was: AWESOME

05) I will never forget: my friends

06) I once met: Natalie Portman (maybe)

07) There's this girl I know who: is flying out to see me in a few days!

08) Once, at a bar: No comment

09) By noon I usually: Am beginning my work

10) Last night: I watched disc 2 of Joan of Arcadia season 1

11) If I only had: Watched disc 3.

12) Next time I go to church: will be when my neighbor tells me I should.

13) Terry Schiavo: Never again voting for any of the "gov't" folks that passed the bill illustrating a complete lack of understanding the constitution.

14) I have a confession to make: No comment again

15) When I turn my head left, I see: My tv

16) When I turn my head right, I see: Lots of pictures and a wicked cool thing my mother made me.

17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you (which I tend to immediately after lying)

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: hmm, I guess I constantly think about what I really want to be doing and figuring out what that is.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Prospero

20) By this time next year: I'll either be teaching in Mass permanently or in California permanently

21) A better name for me would be: What's wrong with my name?!!

22) I have a hard time understanding: how my roommate can play World of Warcraft 18 hours a day.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be getting a masters in Theater.

24) You know I like you if: No one ever knows.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Parents

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Whatever, Beethoven, who, and who?

28) My ideal breakfast is: Don't really eat breakfast.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: Better than Ezra - Desperately Wanting

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Which hometown?

31) Tulips: no.

33) If you spend the night at my house: We'd probably spent most of the time watching DVDs

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Doubtful

35) The world could do without: Spiders!

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie

38) Paper clips are more useful than: ANYTHING, really. What can't you do with a paper clip?

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by Lux

22) I have a hard time understanding: Amber

The song or the Ledgie?

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

01) My uncle once: hit on my sister

[wondergirl9847]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

The song or the Ledgie?

I am willing to bet Lux didn't know Amber was a Stevie demo until just now. LOL

[dissention]

01) My uncle once got kicked out of my apartment by yours truly.

02) Never in my life will I pay over a hundred to see Stevie Nicks.

03) When I was five, I accidentally stabbed another kid in the hand with a pencil.

04) High School was ****.

05) I will never forget my fabulous years in college.

06) I once met Susan Sarandon.

07) There's this girl I know who got married at seventeen and got the marriage annulled the day after.

08) Once, at a bar...I don't drink.

09) By noon I usually have most of my work done for the day.

10) Last night I watched Medium and painted some of my bathroom.

11) If I only had the power to pull troops out of Iraq.

12) Next time I go to church will be the day monkeys fly out of my ass and carry me to Oz.

13) Terry Schiavo was used by the right wing to further their agenda.

14) I have a confession to make: I find fake boobs to be repulsive.

15) When I turn my head left, I see a window.

16) When I turn my head right, I see a framed poster of Bowie.

17) You know I'm lying when I say Hootchie Spears is tolerable.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about things I want to do in my life.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be one of the three witches in Macbeth.

20) By this time next year, I'll be rich and famous.

21) A better name for me would be King.

22) I have a hard time understanding politicians.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll pull my hair out.

24) You know I like you if you make me laugh.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be myself, the person who made it possible.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro sound funny in one sentence like that.

27) Take my advice, never use public toilets.

28) My ideal breakfast is a bran muffin a glass of orange juice.

29) A song I love, but do not have is Lucinda Williams' Essence because I lost the CD.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you are open-minded.

31) Tulips are okay, but nothing I'd have around the house.

32) Why won't anyone...beats me.

33) If you spend the night at my house, make sure you aren't a smoker and have good hygiene.

34) I'd stop my wedding for a date with Nicole Kidman.

35) The world could do without oil.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than attend a Limp Bizkit concert.

37) My favorite blonde is Deborah Harry.

38) Paper clips are more useful than banana hammocks.

39) If I do anything well, it's expressing myself.

40) And by the way, Street Angel blows chunks.

41) The last time I was drunk, I...never was.

[cliffdweller]

01) My uncle once: punched a hole in the wall

02) Never in my life: have I been so bored

03) When I was five: my family moved from Nevada to Texas

04) High School was: a total blur

05) I will never forget: My first kiss

06) I once met: a woman who had the sheet music of a Joy Division song tattooed on her entire back .

07) There's this girl I know who: is a total bitch

08) Once, at a bar: I threw up.

09) By noon I usually: have arrived at work

10) Last night: I watched Buffy on DVD

11) If I only had: a few more years to decide what I want to do with my life.

12) Next time I go to church: I'll leave immediately

13) Terry Schiavo: should never have been a media sensation

14) I have a confession to make: I don't make confessions

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a stupid f*cktard in a blue shirt who is talking too loud.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: storage cabinets

17) You know I'm lying when: you see this 'con:

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: what my nighttime activity will consist of

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Lady Macbeth

20) By this time next year: I hope to be gainfully employed

21) A better name for me would be: Ezmerelda!

22) I have a hard time understanding: why this country voted Bush into office again

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: shoot myself

24) You know I like you if: I enjoy making caustic asides at your expense

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my husband

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would make one helluva band!

27) Take my advice, never: go to the beach without sunblock

28) My ideal breakfast is: migas or pancakes from The Omlettery

29) A song I love, but do not have is: any song by Foo Fighters

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: going to lots of restaurants and live music venues.

31) Tulips: are ghastly

32) Why won't anyone: drive the way I want them to?

33) If you spend the night at my house: get ready to live!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Hayden Christiansen

35) The world could do without: another Rob Schneider movie

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: um, nope. I would never "rather" do that.

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie of course

38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples

39) If I do anything well, it's: write [not evidenced by this post of course ]

40) And by the way: I'm drunk! kidding of course...

41) The last time I was drunk, I: divulged too much to my husband's friend .

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

I once met Susan Sarandon.

Oooooh, what was she like? LOVE her...

Originally Posted by dissention

12) Next time I go to church will be the day monkeys fly out of my ass and carry me to Oz.

My sentiments exactly.

Originally Posted by dissention

16) When I turn my head right, I see a framed poster of Bowie.

Originally Posted by dissention

38) Paper clips are more useful than banana hammocks.

Wtf?!!?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

01) My uncle once: punched a hole in the wall

02) Never in my life: have I been so bored

03) When I was five: my family moved from Nevada to Texas

04) High School was: a total blur

05) I will never forget: My first kiss

06) I once met: a woman who had the sheet music of a Joy Division song tattooed on her entire back .

07) There's this girl I know who: is a total bitch

08) Once, at a bar: I threw up.

09) By noon I usually: have arrived at work

10) Last night: I watched Buffy on DVD

11) If I only had: a few more years to decide what I want to do with my life.

12) Next time I go to church: I'll leave immediately

13) Terry Schiavo: should never have been a media sensation

14) I have a confession to make: I don't make confessions

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a stupid f*cktard in a blue shirt who is talking too loud.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: storage cabinets

17) You know I'm lying when: you see this 'con:

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: what my nighttime activity will consist of

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Lady Macbeth

20) By this time next year: I hope to be gainfully employed

21) A better name for me would be: Ezmerelda!

22) I have a hard time understanding: why this country voted Bush into office again

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: shoot myself

24) You know I like you if: I enjoy making caustic asides at your expense

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my husband

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: would make one helluva band!

27) Take my advice, never: go to the beach without sunblock

28) My ideal breakfast is: migas or pancakes from The Omlettery

29) A song I love, but do not have is: any song by Foo Fighters

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: going to lots of restaurants and live music venues.

31) Tulips: are ghastly

32) Why won't anyone: drive the way I want them to?

33) If you spend the night at my house: get ready to live!

34) I'd stop my wedding for: Hayden Christiansen

35) The world could do without: another Rob Schneider movie

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: um, nope. I would never "rather" do that.

37) My favorite blonde is: Stevie of course

38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples

39) If I do anything well, it's: write [not evidenced by this post of course ]

40) And by the way: I'm drunk! kidding of course...

41) The last time I was drunk, I: divulged too much to my husband's friend .

You are one chick I would die to get sloshed with. We could lament the ghastliness of tulips, make caustic asides at everyone in our wake, and fantasize about Hayden for hours. Too bad I don't drink.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

You are one chick I would die to get sloshed with. We could lament the ghastliness of tulips, make caustic asides at everyone in our wake, and fantasize about Hayden for hours. Too bad I don't drink.

You know it!! You gotta come down to Austin!! You would NOT be disappointed! We'd have to bring Livia into our fold too!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

You know it!! You gotta come down to Austin!! You would NOT be disappointed! We'd have to bring Livia into our fold too!

Because Livia? Rawks.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by Lux

What song? Ah, I see it's a Stevie song. Really, did you expect me to know that?

Yes...what WAS I thinking?

But while we're on the subject...why is Amber so hard to figure out?

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by Lux

You know, when she starts speaking in pidgin. Maybe it's her ability to slip in subject changes without my noticing.

I think we call that "sly" ...she's a slippery one that Amber, gotta watch out for her!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Because Livia? Rawks.

I LOVE LIVIA - that is all.

[face of glass]

01) My uncle once: lost most of his hair.

02) Never in my life: have I seen New Order live.

03) When I was five: I lived in another town.

04) High School was: a random collection of idiotic behaviour

05) I will never forget: my first close friend.

06) I once met: a cat who had had his tail cut off.

07) There's this girl I know who: is digging for fire.

08) Once, at a bar: I met too many of my old friends at the same time.

09) By noon I usually: want to have a siesta.

10) Last night: was pretty well slept.

11) If I only had: more money.

12) Next time I go to church: it will be Christmas, probably.

13) Terry Schiavo: and her story touched me.

14) I have a confession to make: I'm talking to myself and feeling old.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: an electric guitar that I very rarely dare to play.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a window with a nice sight through it.

17) You know I'm lying when: I avoid eye contact even more than usual.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: food.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Richard the III.

20) By this time next year: I will hopefully have a nice summer job.

21) A better name for me would be: EGG.

22) I have a hard time understanding: this life.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll: make sure it'll be the last time.

24) You know I like you if: I grin stupidly.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mother.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: won't pass me by.

27) Take my advice, never: take my advice.

28) My ideal breakfast is: porridge and eggs.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: the original studio version of New Order's "Temptation".

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: that you go to the nearest city instead.

31) Tulips: are overtly Dutch.

32) Why won't anyone: understand love?

33) If you spend the night at my house: I'd have to find you a place to sleep.

34) I'd stop my wedding for: the right person.

35) The world could do without: pollution.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat one.

37) My favorite blonde is: Johnny Winter.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bullets.

39) If I do anything well, it's: wasting time on a thread like this.

40) And by the way: I was very, very drunk.

41) The last time I was drunk, I: kissed a man and it was fun.

[The Tower]

01) My uncle once hancuffed my to a column in his house when I was five and left me there as a joke.

02) Never in my life have I had any kind of sexual relation with a woman.

03) When I was five- see number 01.

04) High School was pathetic.

05) I will never forget the last time I saw you- never to be, not you, not me.

06) I once met Waddy Wachtel- my band opened for his band in 2002.

07) There's this girl I know who.....

08) Once, at a bar, while Ellen Degeneres sat closeted in the corner, I danced with a big mama black honey of a woman and after spinning away from her realized that I had her big orange curved nail in my palm.

09) By noon I usually have had two or three cups of coffee.

10) Last night I was too tired to think.

11) If I only had a billion dollars.

12) Next time I go to church... it'll never happen.

13) Terry Schiavo's 15 minutes of fame are finally up.

14) I have a confession to make, I bought Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth CD the day it was released and made a lip-sync music video of the title track with my best friend helming the camera (Hi Curtis!!! )

15) When I turn my head left, I see my office being renovated.

16) When I turn my head right, I see my office being renovated.

17) You know I'm lying when- no one ever knows when I'm lying.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about my lost friendship with Jane Doe.

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be Mercutio.

20) By this time next year I hope to be in great physical shape.

21) A better name for me would be Mrs. Brendan Fraser.

22) I have a hard time understanding why republicans are so evil.

23) If I ever go back to school I'll get a degree in history or poly sci.

24) You know I like you if I make fun of you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be Satan.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro....

27) Take my advice, never sink a whole bunch of money into Stevie tickets thinking that she's gonna shake up her set list.

28) My ideal breakfast is Desayuno Fuerte and a mimosa from Hugo's.

29) A song I love, but do not have is....

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you be a homosexual.

31) Tulips are not on my list of favorite flowers.

33) If you spend the night at my house you will get to snuggle with Bubbles and Elphie.

34) I'd stop my wedding for... not applicable.

35) The world could do without social conservatives.

36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than.... nothing- I'd never do that.

37) My favorite blonde is Seann William Scott

39) If I do anything well, it's complain.


41) The last time I was drunk, I