Little Penguin Wine Personality Test

[hayley]

I'm a Shiraz. Wheeee.

Although I think any quiz relating to alcohol should naturally point out that I am simply a drunk.

[estranged4life]

you're an asshole

Actually I am a Cabernet Sauvignon

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by hayley

I'm a Shiraz. Wheeee.

Although I think any quiz relating to alcohol should naturally point out that I am simply a drunk.

I'm a Merlot, of which, oddly, a glass is currently glued into my hand. Go figure!

[Mari]

a Cabernet Sauvignon!

"Intelligent and confident, your reputation as a penguin of stature and prominence proceeds you. Fortunately, you're a natural leader because penguins (and people) will always look to you for guidance in rough seas. Always dressed to impress, you look cool year round. You obviously know that, like the Little Penguin Cabernet Sauvignon, you are only getting better with age."


And now I'm back to work..

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by amber

Chardonn YAY!!!
You are a fun and light-hearted penguin who believes in true love. You may be black and white on the outside, but under those feathers beats a heart of gold. Good times and good friends are never far away, which is why the Little Penguin Chardonnay is your social beverage of choice.

We're twins.

[Stephanie]

Chardonnay.

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Originally Posted by Livia

Penguin

I'm a Merlot

I'm a Merlot too!

[sparky]

Cabernet S ?
I don't even like drinking that, but it sounds accurate.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon

I'm a Merlot too!

Merlot here also.

[DrummerDeanna]

I'm a Chardonnay as well

[Livia]

Speaking of Merlot:

The Bottle of Merlot
>>
>> A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table.
>> After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
>> nearby all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send
>> their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if
>> she accepted the bottle, she would be his.
>>
>> The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
>> gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the
>> wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a
>> reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response,
>> took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
>>
>> The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
>> Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
>> your pants."
>>
>> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
>> return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
>> to return this to the woman.
>>
>> It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
>> Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
>> million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as
>> beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle
>> back, bitch."

[amber]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

We're twins.

Oh, thank goodness, now I'll be better looking, since we are twins!!

[cliffdweller]

"I am not drinking any f*cking Merlot!"

Yup. Merlot here

[WildInTheWind]

I'm Chardonney, too. I hate that stuff. It's too damn sweet. Blech....
I'd rather be a pinot or Sauvignon blanc

[golddustwoman77]

I'm a Merlot!

With your charm and charisma, it's no wonder you're so popular. It is that easy-going attitude that makes you the preferred penguin wherever you are. Of course, you're not one to squawk, but you can't help it if your plumage turns heads. Rest assured, you are as smooth as a bottle of the Little Penguin Merlot.



Might I add, the Little Penguin Shiraz is wonderful. It has received awards and received an 85 in Wine Spectator magazine. Also, it is inexpensive at an average price of $8.50 a bottle. You guys should try it out! I'm planning on having some tonight.