UK Celebrity Big Brother

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Lisa's patience was seriously tested this afternoon when Jackie would not stop worrying about her makeup.

Overexcited by the possibility of leaving, Jackie started panicking about what she should wear for her exit, particularly on her face. Apparently Big Brother removed some of her cosmetics when she entered the House and she's struggling without them.

Jackie could not imagine how she could leave without applying some eyeliner and brow pencil. "They're going to have to carry me out," she wailed.

"What? You were born with eyeliner?"


Lisa could not muster any sympathy as Jackie continued to ask for her eyeliner. "You've got some on," Lisa brusquely pointed out. "No, this is me," insisted Jackie. An incredulous Lisa replied, "What? You were born with eyeliner? You need more?"

In increasingly desperate tones, Lisa tried to explain that they all had to do without things. She reminded her Brigitte didn't have any makeup, but Jackie wouldn't settle for that. "Well you better take it up with them then," advised Lisa through gritted teeth.

Clearly making no progress, Lisa wisely decided to wash her hands of the matter. "I can't do this," she muttered. "I'm going to strangle her."

Maybe they'll be an opportunity later on for them to kiss and make up.

[Janet]

I really wish I could watch this....ergh

[tuigirl]

Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon

Well surprise surprise... she is one of the housemates up for nomination this week!

Jackies uncut BB nomination had me in fits
Big Brother: "Jackie, BB would like you to nominate 2 housemates to be put up for eviction and can you give your reasons for these nominations..do you understand?"
Jackie: "yes, I understand"
BB:"who would you like to nominate?"
Jackie: "I don't want to nominate anybody, I like them all."
After a good 2-3 mins of her explaining why she didn't want to nominate anyone..she finally said "if I was going to nominate anyone it would be Big Brother..in fact he should be nominated off this planet"........hahhaaaaaaa..she did eventually nominate, the "one who can't speak English properly"(she also hoped a friendly dentist would give him better teeth ) and "the dark handsome one" ( I forgot why, but it wasn't a great reason)..she's hilarious, I hope she stays

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Yes I agree.... her nomination clip was hilarious. Did I read somewhere that she is now married to a plastic surgeon?

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Hehehe....

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ory.jsp?id=170

John and Brigitte have enjoyed a two and a half hour-long verbal slanging match, before concluding that they have a love/hate relationship.

The insults began when John described Jackie's face as "grotesque". Brigitte immediately jumped to her ex-mother-in-law's defence, advising John to go "take a look in the mirror".

Apparently delighted by the slur and relishing in the prospect of a good fight, John began to make less than complimentary remarks about Brigitte's acting career, and proceeded to announce that he couldn't believe he was "dealing with someone so stupid", on account of her apparent inability to smoke one of his enormous cigars.

Rising to the bait, Brigitte smirked as she told John that when he'd gone for a dip in the hot tub one time, half the water poured over the top due to his excessive bulk.

"I think you're hypnotised by my body"


John couldn't get a word in edgeways, but a smile playing on his lips suggested that he was loving every minute of it - and the smile turned into a grin as Brigitte launched an attack on John's obsessive farting and burping.

"Go girl, " he grinned. "I'll be out tomorrow," went on this week's nominee.

"I'll hunt you down," joked Brigitte, before venturing outdoors for a dip in the hot tub with Kenzie.

But the soothing waters did little to calm tempers, and before long the pair were merrily at it again.

"I find you disgusting and obnoxious at times, I really do. I'm very p***** off with you at times and I feel like throwing up in the bathroom," Brigitte happily told a cheery John.

"We have a love/hate relationship," she concluded at last. "At times you're funny and not so bad at all."

"I think you're hypnotised by my body," John cheekily replied.

No comment.

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Likely lads Jeremy and Kenzie invented a new game when Jackie had some difficulty navigating the main bedroom in the dark and ended up walking into a wall.

All Housemates were in bed as Jackie returned from the toilet, bouncing around the walls trying to find the door to her bedroom. This was enough to make Kenzie collapse into giggles.

Soon Jeremy caught the laughter bug too and the pair were cackling like hyenas in their beds.

"When she ... came back from the toilet ... she walked straight into the wall," gasped Kenzie in between bouts of laughter, as Lisa asked him to explain his hysterical outburst.

"She was bouncing off the walls like a pinball machine," Jeremy wheezed, Jackie safely tucked up in her bed out of earshot.

It looked like the incident might just have been the funniest thing Kenzie had witnessed, ever. "I just pray she needs to pee again," he gasped, still unable to control his giggles.

The naughty boys then swapped suggestions for making the "game" more interesting. "Shall I put some obstacles out?" offered Kenzie to an hysterical Jeremy.

"Or some marbles," suggested the House hunk.

Needless to say they were joking. We hope.