If you like Piña Colada...

[golddustwoman77]

1. What are your favorite drinks? Margaritas, Cosmos, and wines

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

Yes, I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain! I don't know if that is a special memory or not. Let's not talk about it.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

Right now! Just kidding. It would have to be the party that I was drunk, and I was encouraged to be the stand up comic for the party (after a certain point). Everyone laughed so hard at me, that they made me sit down, because someone peeed in their pants and someone threw up. True story!

4. what was your worst drunk moment

In college, I drank six "Colonel Cooler Cups sized" (32 oz. of Long Island Iced Teas) that no one else could drink at the party and four Icehouse beers. I was soooo trying to be "Billy Bad Ass." I pasted out in the middle of this huge party, and people had to step over me. My boyfriend at the time kept trying to get me up, but he couldn't get me to get up. He left me in the floor finally, and I kept hearing everything that everyone was saying (even though I was out). I woke up the next morning, and I started telling everyone the things that they had said while I was out. It wasn't good.

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? No, I'm lucky, and much smarter now!

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? No, not really. I usually become really silly and funny. Maybe, it is all in my mind.

[GypsySorcerer]

1. What are your favorite drinks? Midori Sours, Crown & Cokes, Amaretto Sour, Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay, Beer

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it? It's okay. My friends and I put it on our "Spring Break 2001" CD.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment - Belongs in the perv thread.

4. what was your worst drunk moment - Throwing up in a club in Nashville and getting our group kicked out of the bar because I couldn't sit up straight

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? - No

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? - I tend to get "confessional"

[hayley]

Hi, I'm a master drunk lately, so this is right up my alley.

1. What are your favorite drinks?

Let's see. I drink............... tequila (Cuervo. Lick it, slam it, suck it. Whee!), gin & tonics, vodka gimlets & screwdrivers (Smirnoff), Old Style, martinis (apple, lemon drop, & cosmos being my favorite), wine (Reislings & Pinot Grigio, preferably), amaretto sours or amaretto slush (mom's recipe!), and my old favorite- Apple pucker & sprite.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

*I haaaate that song. When I hear it, though, I think of Christina Applegate & Cameron Diaz singing it in their underwear in The Sweetest Thing.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

*Getting incredibly drunk with my friend Miles before going out to dinner with another good friend and his lady friend, who we both hate. We went out for Indian, and Miles and I were so drunk that we were screaming "GOTCHA!" at everyone in the restaurant, and pretending that rogan josh (a lamb dish) was actually made out of a person named Josh Rogan, and we tried to reconstruct him from head to toe. That was bad.

4. what was your worst drunk moment

*A few weeks ago. A party at a friend's house. I was mixing everything I could- gin, vodka, port, beer- because I was too lazy to leave the smoking porch and didn't want to go inside and instead just grabbed whatever was around. Ended up being the puke girl... nothing better than puking in your hair, puking on your sweater, puking on your FRIEND'S sweater that replaced yours, puking on your friend's bedroom rug, then waking up with no pants, spooning with your best friend Miles. WTF?

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

*Never. I've never driven drunk, don't plan on ever driving drunk.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

*I tend to get quieter, actually. I can be a loudmouth, or at least more outgoing, out of nervousness or tension, and drinking makes me relax and shut up.

[amber]

Originally Posted by haley

*A few weeks ago. A party at a friend's house. I was mixing everything I could- gin, vodka, port, beer- because I was too lazy to leave the smoking porch and didn't want to go inside and instead just grabbed whatever was around. Ended up being the puke girl... nothing better than puking in your hair, puking on your sweater, puking on your FRIEND'S sweater that replaced yours, puking on your friend's bedroom rug, then waking up with no pants, spooning with your best friend Miles. WTF?

Oh, no....Oh no....Ohhhhhhhh, noooooooo... Nooooooooooo! (anguished cry to heaven)
JK.

[hayley]

I really shouldn't repeat that story, especially on a public forum, but I need all the humility and shame I can get.

Not that I learned any kind of lesson from that incident. I'm three sheets to the wind as we speak.

[amber]

Originally Posted by hayley

I really shouldn't repeat that story, especially on a public forum, but I need all the humility and shame I can get.

Not that I learned any kind of lesson from that incident. I'm three sheets to the wind as we speak.

three sheets meself. Okay, i'll keep you company. not as bad, but...
onetime, in chico (they have this place that on Wed, has well drinks for .25. that's right, 25 cents) anywhoo, after coming back to town, my and my BF were walking on our way to another bar, and i felt great! fine!
suddenly
I turned
and BARFED on the sidewalk. No warning, no feeling of sickness.
No one around.
just kept walking.
really, no one ever really saw.

Feel better? I have one worse one, I think, but...no, no, no..

[hayley]

Hee!

I was on the train w/ my roommate a couple years ago, on our way home from a party at like 5AM, and she started getting green, and before we could do anything, she just puked all over the floor and the seats of the red line. We still had like six stops to go before our station, and she was too trashed to move with me to another seat, let alone another compartment, so we rode the red line for ten minutes with her puke keeping us company.

Drunks across the world unite!

[amber]

Originally Posted by hayley

Hee!

I was on the train w/ my roommate a couple years ago, on our way home from a party at like 5AM, and she started getting green, and before we could do anything, she just puked all over the floor and the seats of the red line. We still had like six stops to go before our station, and she was too trashed to move with me to another seat, let alone another compartment, so we rode the red line for ten minutes with her puke keeping us company.

Drunks across the world unite!

ooohhhh, gross!
In Chico, it's a routine to purposely puke in the bathroom so you can stay out more/drink more. Yep, the bathrooms were neat. It's also a code to have s** in the bathrooms
honestly, I try to keep from puking at an inopportune moment. Doesn't mean it always works. usually, but not always. I haven't tossed my cookies in front of anyone in...oh, I think over many years..*whew*

[estranged4life]

when I get waysted, Which happens about as often as a Fleetwood Mac tour (LOL!!) I become a happy goofy drunk instead of a hellbent po'd drunk.

I guess tequila & lots of J.D. have a way of doing that dont they

[CelticGypsy]

1. What are your favorite drinks?

I like Mimosas and I like white zin sometimes. Maybe a strawberry margarita on vacation. I don't drink much. Maybe two wine glasses a month at the most. Trying to keep on my diet and I rather eat than drink my calories so I save drinking for special occasions. Sounds boring I know.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

I like the song. I am not crazy about Pina Coladas but my hubby will have one or two in the summertime. On a vacation, we have sung that song for fun in karoke bar

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

I have never been drunk. I have been slightly tipsy. Let's just say I was cooking dinner one evening back in the 80's with my hubby helping me and we were drinking wine like Graham Kerr use to do on his old show. haha We got silly and romantic

4. what was your worst drunk moment

Never had one.

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

No.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

I don't think so.

[CelticGypsy]

i'm sure i have, we were having some cocktails w/ granny on easter once & she was asking about a cooking show on FOODNETWORK, called "the naked chef", & she was asking me y they called him that & if he cooked naked, i told her i don't think so, they mostly show him from the waist up, then granny said well what about what is goin' on from the waistdown?, she added i hope he is wearing a hairnet, i literaly fell of the stool laffing so hard, thanx granny 4 the memories!!! ~
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I LOVE WATCHING JAMIE OLIVER He is a cutie and I am way too old for him but his show is fun to watch. I bet there is a lot of us older grandma's that watch Jamie

[skcin]

Originally Posted by hayley

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

*Getting incredibly drunk with my friend Miles before going out to dinner with another good friend and his lady friend, who we both hate. We went out for Indian, and Miles and I were so drunk that we were screaming "GOTCHA!" at everyone in the restaurant, and pretending that rogan josh (a lamb dish) was actually made out of a person named Josh Rogan, and we tried to reconstruct him from head to toe. That was bad.

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OK, why I'm laughing hysterically at your Josh Rogan made of food, I have no idea. But I am. Too funny.

[TwistedGypsy]

1. What are your favorite drinks?Miller Lite and Vodka with pretty much anything

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?No special memory, just like it

3. what was your funniest drunk moment? I don't think we have enough time , but I'll give you 2. I went to work the next day after boozing the night before, and my manager pulled my bra out of the hostess stand Then came rather close to be arrested after swimming in a fountain in a park downtown

4. what was your worst drunk moment? Having to go to the bathroom, sitting down then realizing I had to throw up, set the trash can between my legs, proceeded to throw up and then passed out in that position for a good 2 hours. Thats happened twice

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk? NO

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk? Yes, but don't exspect me to remember them for obvious reasons

Brit

[skcin]

I will answer these questions honestly, knowing that I used to drink WAY too much & I have it under control now.

1. What are your favorite drinks?

Beer. Preferably Labatt Blue Light (thank God we live so close to Canada.) I also like Corona & Amstel Light.

If I'm out for dinner, I'll drink wine (usually just White Zinfandel, I don't really "get" wine. Except when I ate at Delmonico's at The Venetian in Vegas & the guy recommended a Syrrah - OMG, incredible.) I like frozen margaritas & frozen mudslides too. I don't do shots (see answer to #4) & most mixed drinks give me terrible heartburn.

2. If you know the Pina Colada song (Escape), do you like it, and do you have a special memory with it?

This may be one of the first songs ever written.

3. what was your funniest drunk moment

I've been drunk a lot, so this is hard. Funny for me, or funny for others who may have laughed at me? I've had lots of fun times camping (a huge group of us has gone every year for the past 10 years) and at friends' weddings.

4. what was your worst drunk moment

Two that I remember very clearly: When I was about 15, a guy friend of mine used to pick me up after I snuck out of my house & we'd drive around in his 83 Monte Carlo listening to The Scorpions & polishing off a 12 pack of Bud (stupid, I know now...) We went to a party one night & I was drinking something else in addition to the beer (whiskey? no idea.) He drove me home, we made out in his car & I went in my house. After I had gotten ready for bed, I realized I had to puke.
So I ran down the hall & into the bathroom, spun around to shut the door & slipped on the rug. I fell into the bathtub & broke the ceramic soapdish off the wall with the back of my head. When I came to a minute or two later, I had peed my pants & my mom was hitting me trying to wake me up yelling about how stupid I was. I went to bed & when I woke up I had a 8 inch long bump there for days. What an asshole I was. I apologized to mom & dad never knew.

The second was probably about 3 or 4 years ago. For some reason, someone convinced me to do shots. The next morning I remembered doing one shot of Das Comet (a vanilla version of Rumpleminz. Just the thought of the stuff literally makes me gag to this day) From what I was told, I had done at least 6 shots, in addition to downing several draft beers. That night at my best friend's house, I barfed (mostly into the toilet, but occasionally on the floor) until I had nothing left, then the dry heaves continued for a couple more hours. I slept on their bathroom floor in front of the toilet & woke up with dried puke & toilet paper (which I had apparently attempted to use to clean up with) stuck to my face. Very classy

5. did you ever crash your car being drunk?

No, I drove home slightly impaired once when I was 19 & I was so scared I never did it again.

6. Do you say embarrasing things when you are drunk?

No, I just get louder & more blunt (if that's possible)

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

The second was probably about 3 or 4 years ago. For some reason, someone convinced me to do shots. The next morning I remembered doing one shot of Das Comet (a vanilla version of Rumpleminz. Just the thought of the stuff literally makes me gag to this day) From what I was told, I had done at least 6 shots, in addition to downing several draft beers. That night at my best friend's house, I barfed (mostly into the toilet, but occasionally on the floor) until I had nothing left, then the dry heaves continued for a couple more hours. I slept on their bathroom floor in front of the toilet & woke up with dried puke & toilet paper (which I had apparently attempted to use to clean up with) stuck to my face. Very classy

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