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OK, all this talk about Christmas Vacation makes me want to post some more quotes:
 Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights. [Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear.] Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. Clark: I wasn't talking to you. Clark: Well I'm gonna park the cars and get the suit cases, and well, I'll be outside for the season. Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry. Mary: That's my name. Clark: No ****. As an entourage of suits - lead by Clark's boss - passes by single file] Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... [Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet.] Eddie: ****ter was full. Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our ****ters, honey? Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better. Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it. Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic. Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie? Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark? Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. Margo: And why is the carpet wet, Todd? Todd: I don't Know Margo. ( I can just hear him say that and it cracks me up) Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. ROTFLMAO!! Ellen: Clark, I think it'd be best if everyone went home... before things get worse. Clark: WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell. Damn, that was a good laugh! I would have Chevy Chase's babies if I could.  Sorry I got out of hand.Brit
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12-07-2004, 05:02 PM
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12-07-2004, 05:18 PM
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Even though I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Chriiiiisstmas (from South Park, thanks, Kyle), I do still enjoy my holiday sappiness and hilarity (Mr. Hankee)! And my all-time holiday favorite film is A Christmas Carol. I like the George C. Scott one the best, and the diva ones with Susan Lucci and Vanessa Williams are great. I also love the b/w original, with Alistair Cooke (?). I love A Christmas Story too, and growing up, I had to see Rudolph and Frosty every year.
I need to rent Elf - I adore Will Farrell!
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12-07-2004, 06:07 PM
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12-07-2004, 07:20 PM
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"national lampoon's christmas vacation"...(****ter was full!!!~
)  "prancer", this 1 always chokes me up~ the 1 w/ the heatmeiser & the snowmeiser "a very brady christmas", cheesy as hell & i almost hate 2 admit it, but i do find myself watching it every yr~   "the santa clause" the 1st 1 "home alone, lost in new york" "miracle on 34th street", the natalie wood version~ & of course..."a christmas story"...the scott farkas affair, ROTFLMAO!!!~
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12-07-2004, 11:29 PM
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Like Brit said, it takes place during the season. It's hard to watch a Christmas-like movie around Easter. You just relate movies to the season. I also only watch Stepmom in the winter, because of the time the movie takes place. And for some reason, I relate Wizard of Oz to March. Maybe that's due to the fact it's played on the TV every year at that time.
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12-07-2004, 11:57 PM
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It's a Wonderful Life -- I cry every time too.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation White Christmas -- I love the finale
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I love that movie - but for Christmas? haha ...I'm not gettin' it 
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