Bono For President.

[dreamongypsydkm]

True politics aside, I don't want him to be president either. This would make him slightly less cool, and definitely less inclined to make music. Horrible idea, if any.

Don't get me wrong, I love Bono, clearly.


On that note, one month to the day until the new U2 single is released.

[amber]

Originally Posted by RonnieGotBack

I nominate my cat, Tugboat. She likes to argue politics with the tabby next door and confuse me with all of her vast knowledge on the subject.

Stop! Lemow, Lemow!(LMAO) ow, it hurts!
Amber

[DeeGeMe]

Originally Posted by Lux

I thought you were just continuing the Everyone Hates Lux trend.

Ok fine. Bono can run, but can't Jimmy have a role?

Yes, my dear Lux--of course Jimmy can have a role in the Bono administration. What would you like him to do? I'm going to warn you--there's already stiff competition for Head of the FDA--between Eric Clapton and Keith Richards.

I think that Mick Jagger (Mr. London School of Economics) should be appointed Treasury Secretary.

I still haven't though of anything fabulous enough for my beloved Stevie. Maybe Secretary of Atmosphere--you know--she could light incense and candles and throw shawls over lamps before cabinet meetings.

Willie Nelson gets to be Agriculture Secretary though, for sure.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Bono will not be president. However, for the sake of theory, I like the idea of Jimmy as Presidential Hog. He clearly has all the credentials necessary. I think Lux and I can account for that, and he'd be the first of his kind.

Anyone willing to second that?

[dreamongypsydkm]

And so Bono and Jimmy have once again transformed metaphorically into Darrelle and Lux.

So, I'll express myself through photo:




All we are saying, is give Lux a chance.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Not at all, Lux. It seems perhaps you've missed the point. Bono (Darrelle) is simply asking the kind people of the Fleetwood Mac fan boards to have a little sympathy for Jimmy (Lux). Bono and I truly enjoy beating and generally taking advantage of our respective hogs. We just want the others to find the fascist rulers deep inside to appreciate them in the way we do.
For god's sake people!

[dreamongypsydkm]

Originally Posted by Lux

Darrelle, that photo of Bono does look freakishly like my friend. Pity you can't meet him, you know, with that Pacific Ocean in the way. Although he does have a kid but then Bono has a few and I'm sure you wouldn't reject him. This guy is a poor struggling artist yet he's also the happiest person I've ever met. I sometimes admire that then at other times think he's just ignorantly optimistic. Maybe he's nothing like Bono actually. Well Bono is less inclined to wait tables all day and my friend less inclined to go on a sellout world tour and then run for office.

This talk of an artistic, paternal (I say paternal, as I might be an expecting mother and therefore this is a good quality although I've never considered it before), and Bono-like Australian man only makes me want to embark on the journey down under even more. His ignorant optimism only makes me find him all the more appealing. However, it's hard to imagine a Bono double who is not appealing. He's like an attainable Bono. Can he sing?

[dreamongypsydkm]

Originally Posted by Lux

So rather than show compassion, you're hoping they step up in agreement over the fact that a hog can be most useful and is something to put on display?

Finally, the hog understands. I should give you a little more time, as you're slower than the others ('retarded' isn't allowed is it?), but you took three or four posts to understand. The others now not only dislike you, they think you're stupid as well.


See, people? Lux, she's not so bad. She's just slow, and only worthy of slaveship. Please.

Oh, and Bono doesn't want to bathe Jimmy. He has to swear in Mick and Willie and the other to their respective political positions. (I'm just staying on topic.)

[dreamongypsydkm]

Continue to attack me slave, and not only will the general Ledge public crucify you, but you will aslo be separated from your pathetic incapable companion (Jimmy).
As much as I enjoy the fact that you remain the victim, and I not glorified yet not repremanded, I will not let you point that out. Let the others continue their cycle please. Such is nature.

[dreamongypsydkm]

I think perhaps you were planning this move on my part.



Your Jimmy.

Or maybe the equipment is finally having an effect on me. Will I one day become like Jimmy. One can only hope. Oh, the dreams of a young adult.
I'm running out of equipment knicknacks.

[dreamongypsydkm]

It's parents day! The one day of the year (other than Jimmy's birthday) where he gets a hot bath and a haircut. Doesn't Jimmy look lovely?
However, Bono is the real center of attention of parents day. I'm all but certain he shares equipment and activity with Jimmy's mother.
Oh, you bastard Bono. You bastard.

[dreamongypsydkm]

What the hell slave? Why do you call me a pathetic substitute dominatrix?

Oh, wait, I was offended, but now I'm distracted by all the Bono compliments. I like them. Makes me feel so proud for always seeing the inner beauty within the thin red haired pastie Irish boy. Now that he's a well-aged 44 years old, all the interested women come around. You know he's mine don't you?
You slaves don't get him. Well, unless you include torture and beatings.

What the hell? I'm so far gone off the topic and in other ways. That sentence didn't even make sense.

[dreamongypsydkm]

I don't want to go Lux. This is fun. See? Images:


Me, contemplating the Jimmy:


Robert, Jimmy, etc.:

[dreamongypsydkm]

Well I took down the photo that made you react. I mean, the one of Robert. Not the one where you insult and call me foolish.
This isn't my monitor at all, but my mother's. And this is the guest room (Old sister's room no one has used in years) that my mother decorates. If you have issues with her floral arrangments, I can schedule a meeting. I warn you though, she's really quite scary.

[dreamongypsydkm]

Since your level of tolerance has increased, I think I'll increase the dosage.

(Don't worry mods, this was not a reference to drugs. Unless 'drugs' includes Robert.)

Oh God, Robert. You are too fine.