Celebrities you can't stand

[estranged4life]

I could piss alotta people off with my HATRED of "Celeb-ri-ties"...So I will stay mum, Except for this parting shot:

"Paris Hilton is like Kansas-White, Flat & Easy to get into too..."

Brian "Oprah & Jabba the Hut were twins separated at birth..." j.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by 77Rumours77

Sandra Bernhart

Ughhhhh! I hate them. I am sure I will think of more but what about you?

I LOVE Sandra Bernhard!!! She is f*cking hysterical!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Not to mention her humor has become bizarre. But yes, Joan has had too much done.

I don't know, I was dying last year at the Emmy's when she was yelling at the cameraman not go near Brian Dennehy because he had a bad gas problem and smelled like an outhouse in South Carolina during the middle of summer.

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Originally Posted by The Tower

Sandra Bullock

Michael Douglas

I always thought Sandra came across as a very nice and down-to-earth person. And Michael's not all that bad, I'm sure I've told the story of how he paid for my jerky at a smoke shop in Vermont a million times. But he hasn't made a decent movie in YEARS. His last good one was War of the Roses and that was '89.

[dissention]

Celebs I Despise:

Hootchie Spears- Ignorant, egotistical, rude, selfish, and annoying. Strong argument for birth control.

Avril Lavigne- Yeah, your music is just so deep.

Christina Aguilera- For some reason, I thinks she suffers from lice and may have possibly been a man.

Adam Sandler- Watch him in interviews, he's as stupid and dense as he is in his movies. He has never made me laugh once.

Katie Couric- Never trust a woman who shows you the inside of her ass on national television. And her brow lift couldn't be more obvious.

Matt Lauer- The skinhead look does not suit ya, asshole.

Dr. Phil- He's dispensing weight loss advice? Yeah, because we all want to look like Phil.

Oprah- Because she gave us Phil.

Hillary Duff- Oy vey. Oy vey. Indescribable.

[hayley]

I hate everyone, but I see no one's mentioned the Nuge.

He should be roasted on a spit. Period.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by dissention

I LOVE Sandra Bernhard!!! She is f*cking hysterical!

And she sings!

[77Rumours77]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

"Paris Hilton is like Kansas-White, Flat & Easy to get into too..."

LMAO!!!!

That Makes me add to my list....
Dr. Phil. He is the last person I want to buy a weight loss book from, Fu*king Hipocryt (sp?).
Britney Spears. Stupid bimbo who wore out her welcome years ago! You were cute 4 years again, Now your just annoying. Madonna SHAME ON YOU!
Joan Rivers. Umm... NO comments
Oprah. BORING!
Paris Hilton - Cute, yes. But I hate looking at people who get rich by doing absolutly nothing. Jealous? DAMN RIGHT!
Hilary Duff I think I would eat a big ole bucket of **** before I listen to on of her "Candy Pop" tunes.
Justin Timberlake Where to begin, White Michael Jackson, O wait thats a little redundant. Let me try again, The Black Michael Jackson. I am so sick of seeing him on everything. PLZ do me a favor and just die, you stupid Mickey Mouse trash!
Dubya Does he count, I guess since hes the president it can count..... Again no comments

[Serrart]

Ben Affleck - Ok, he can't act, and the whole Bennifer saga...

Calista Flockhart- The reason why I'm so grateful for TV remote controls

Freddie Prinze Jr.- He really needs to stop smiling and go to work in a coal mine

Romy

[77Rumours77]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Celine Dion - the worst, ever. Just die, already....

" I am Celin Dion, And I am zee best singe in zee world"

I can't stand her either.

[Claudia]

So many... I'll keep the list short:

- Britney Spears - I really, really don't understand how she became so popular (besides the outrageous, obnoxious clothes), she really isn't much of a singer. She gave a concert here a few months ago, wich was broadcasted on tv, and from what I heard from people attending the only thing she did was lip-synch.

- Christina Aguilera

- Jennifer Lopez

- Hillary Duff - anoying...

- Celine Dion

[dissention]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

And she sings!

She has CD that came out in '98 called "I'm Still Here, Dammit!" and it has a HILARIOUS segment about her and Stevie and their lesbian affair, then she sings a song about Stevie and her afghans. And it has a cover of "Midnight Train To Georgia" that is just amazing. What a fab voice. Rush out and get it you haven't heard, it's one of my faves.

Have you read her book "May I Kiss You On the Lips, Miss Sandra?" It's so funny that you'll read it in one sitting.

[Bryan]

I HATE HATE HATE Paris Hilton!! She's the only celebrity I cant stand.

[amber]

I hate Julia Roberts. It galls me that she's so famous, yet so horsey, yet such a bland actress
Angelina Jolie - She is pretty, but i think her acting is bad - for some reason Gemini actresses always look fake to me - I even have similar troubles with Nicole Kidman
I, too, think Halle Berry, while pretty, is a bland, boring, banal actress. She's a Leo, but strangely, there's no fire in her eyes. Bleah!
Oprah seems shallow to me, as well. But can I borrow some money, Ope?
I hope J LO never sings again. She may act, she may dance, but NO SINGING!
AMber

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

She has CD that came out in '98 called "I'm Still Here, Dammit!" and it has a HILARIOUS segment about her and Stevie and their lesbian affair, then she sings a song about Stevie and her afghans. And it has a cover of "Midnight Train To Georgia" that is just amazing. What a fab voice. Rush out and get it you haven't heard, it's one of my faves.

Have you read her book "May I Kiss You On the Lips, Miss Sandra?" It's so funny that you'll read it in one sitting.

Wait, is it a joke affair? Gosh, I hope not... I heard her singing Midnight Train to Georgia on one Will and Grace she was on, It was good...
AMber