Ledgie Poll -- Just For Fun - Page 2

michelle2677 · #16 02-06-2008, 08:58 PM

1. I love a good ditto to carrie-snark session

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is britney spears

3. I was speechless when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & opinionated

5. One of the [benefits] of premarital sex is you don't have to buy as many batteries

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her eyes

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his nose

8. The bathroom is no place for driving

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for sleeping

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on the eff word

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a wooden circle tambo Stevie to a plastic crescent moon tambo Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great sweet person is only she hadn't been a bitch

13. My inability to be a nice person mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to have sex

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to be a fly on the wall at the next ledgie convention.

petep9000 · #17 02-06-2008, 09:20 PM

1. I love a good cianti, with liver and fava beans.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Stevie Nicks, and she proved this when she bleated 'Emelline' instead of 'down the line' and received partial songwriting credit for her effort.

3. I was shocked, devastated and felt more than a little betrayed when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & not for breakfast anymore.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is you don't get to run out of the bedchamber with a blood-stained sheet and brag to your glog-drinking buddies about your bride's torn maidenhead.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is/are her beautiful eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is/are his lovely, slender yet long fingers.

8. The bathroom is no place for a crocheted thing in the shape of a snowman or kitty-cat hiding your extra toilet roll.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for meat, eggs, or fish. (please visit peta.org for more details...did you spay your pet?)

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on her front door. We've tried jimmie-ing it open, and darn it, that thing is solid.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a coke and brandy Stevie to a klonopin Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great batch of toll-house cookies, if only she hadn't devoured all the raw dough herself with her fingers.

13. My inability to speak Martian mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to hold the soda straw in preperation for her coca-cola enema.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to meet all of you at the next ledgie convention.

Serrart · #18 02-07-2008, 07:35 PM

1. I love a good ______Tea___________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is _________Bach (obviously)___________.

3. I was ___somewhere in the sky (hopefully)________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ______American____.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _choosing a lover through a glass____.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _________eyes____.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his _____eyes_______.

8. The bathroom is no place for ___watching tv____________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for __watching Italian politicians on tv_(it makes you lose appetite)_________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _________________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __________ Stevie to a _______________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great _____________ is only she hadn't ____________________________.

13. My inability to _virtual friendship____ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________shake Stevie's hand (hey, you never know)_________ at the next ledgie convention.

shackin'up · #19 02-07-2008, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _____screw____________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is _____E from Eels_______________.

3. I was __totally obnoxious_______ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & _gay________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is __that I never got married___.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _mouth________________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his _fly______________

8. The bathroom is no place for _Recording with a band______.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for ___dog****____________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on __________me_______________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a ___obese_______ Stevie to a ____singing___________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great ___Stevie__________ is only she hadn't _____met David_______________________.

13. My inability to ____be homosexual_________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______release a lindsey buckingham album___________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________avoid______________at the next ledgie convention.

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xdreamsunwindx · #20 02-07-2008, 09:56 PM

1. I love a good extravagant killing spree

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is everyone who wrote the Phil Spector hits of the early 60s.

3. I was in hell, rubbing my hands together maniacally when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & flaming.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is when I can't remember who to ask for abortion money.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her coke stare.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his Art Garfunkel hair.

8. The bathroom is no place for a marriage proposal.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for shooting up.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on fecal matter.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a transexual Stevie to a coked-up Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great casserole is only she hadn't pushed the red button.

13. My inability to refrain from breaking into song mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to do lines off of Jimmy Iovine's ass.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to buy a plane ticket to get me far away from the next ledgie convention.

michelle2677 · #21 02-07-2008, 10:23 PM

david, where are your answers?

Quote:

Originally Posted by shackin'up

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on __________me_______________________________.

omg

David · #22 02-07-2008, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michelle2677

david, where are your answers?

You can't answer your own poll, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading everyone else's answers. To say we have some serious creativity & verbal acuity here would be an understatement!

michelle2677 · #23 02-07-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David

You can't answer your own poll

why?

ten characters.

vivfox · #24 02-09-2008, 08:30 PM

The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __Stephanie Nicks__________________.

I was ______in Los Angeles___________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

vivfox · #25 02-09-2008, 08:31 PM

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _______demo__________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __Stephanie Nicks__________________.

3. I was ______in Los Angeles___________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & __happy__________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _____condoms____________________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her __nose_______________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ___ear lobe_____________.

8. The bathroom is no place for ___washing dishes__________________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for ___Stevie Nicks photos_______________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _______Live Tusk Concerts__________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __sober________ Stevie to a ____drunk___________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great __poet___________ if only she had___written the words to Gold Dust Woman_________________________.

13. My inability to ____dance___________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ___wait... I am VivFox____________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ____watch Michelle Tyler perform_______________________________________ at the next Lledgie convention in Llanview, Pennsylvania.

StevieAteMyCat · #26 02-10-2008, 02:59 AM

1. I love a good Ledge orgy.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Sheb Wooley. Millions of people wrote symphonies or love songs, but who else paid musical tribute to the life and times of a Purple People Eater?.

3. I was filming "Two Boys, One Bowl" with Peter O'Toole when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & the children of Nicks and Coca-Cola.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is not yet having your lives legally intertwined in a 50/50 split of everything. Popping your cherry is fun, but popping our cherry gives a certain sense of unity that will last forever, or until you discover that while you were saving yourself, I was getting freaky with your sister, mother, priest, and hamster. Sorry.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her enchanted uterus, currently home to a pack of gypsies, and formerly a stop on the underground railroad.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his metaphysical "Udall '76" scrotum tattoo.

8. The bathroom is no place for defecating.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for eating.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on Buzz Aldrin's mating habits.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a love-filled Stevie to a rat-infested Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great squid if only she hadn't been two squids.

13. My inability to consider you folks anything but a figment of my imagination mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to wipe between her other cheeks.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to watch all 23 episodes of 1978's animated "Fleetwood Mac Mysteries," starring the fab five and their lovable, yet homicidal, penguin Rusty solving crimes in the San Fernando Valley as hilarity ensues at the next ledgie convention.

sasja · #27 02-10-2008, 07:35 PM

LOVE these!

Will try to get back to it if the boys let me!

macmar71 · #28 02-13-2008, 09:08 AM

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _________________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is ____________________.

3. I was _________________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ____________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _________________________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _________________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ________________.

8. The bathroom is no place for _____________________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for __________________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _________________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __________ Stevie to a _______________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great _____________ is only she hadn't ____________________________.

13. My inability to _______________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention.

1) a good, entertaining book

2) Lyrically, Stevie Nicks has written some pretty impacting words that I have treasured my whole life

3) I have no clue how old I was

4)Awesome and cool to hang out with on the Ledge and very informative too!

5) Trying not to get pregnant

6) her smile

7) those blue eyes

8) for an unflushed toilet

9) for a sinkful of dishes

10) Fleetwood Mac

11) a stylish rockin' Stevie to a wasted hot mess Stevie

12)President if she hadn't joined Fleetwood Mac for the next tour as a roadie!

13) get to a computer frequently

14) blow a toy sail boat across a puddle

15) to meet Lindsey Buckingham and engage in something indecent