Katie Holmes embracing Scientology

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Also, what are you gonna do about Bale at like 212 pounds?

Pound him like the hot piece of meat he is, baby!

Originally Posted by sparky

Wouldn't you have to pry Elijah Wood off him first ?

Hell, no! I do 'em both at the same time. Yummy!

Originally Posted by amber

I told her to get in line, so you're third.

Excuuuuuuuse me, missy- I believe I am second in line, which would put you at thirsty thirds and Sparky at flatulent fourths... Jeezus, I'd hate to hafta wrangle with you at the deli counter line!

Originally Posted by sparky

I missed the Viggo pig pile line. But then, he lives closer to me.

Sorry, babe- I live even closer, so you'll hafta get behind me.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Sorry, babe- I live even closer, so you'll hafta get behind me.

Hmmm, Viggo in the front, you in the middle, Sparky behind you.

One Tower Sandwich, comin up !

[amber]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Pound him like the hot piece of meat he is, baby!


Hell, no! I do 'em both at the same time. Yummy!


Excuuuuuuuse me, missy- I believe I am second in line, which would put you at thirsty thirds and Sparky at flatulent fourths... Jeezus, I'd hate to hafta wrangle with you at the deli counter line!


Sorry, babe- I live even closer, so you'll hafta get behind me.

Just a quick aside - Doesn't Viggo like girls???

[amber]

Originally Posted by Serrart

Top Gun... my brother loved it and saw it twenty times at least. He knew every line, and Tom Cruise's voice kept flowing in my house. It was a torture at the time but now I think it worked as an antidote... Demi Moore is quite bad too, but at least she behaves better on the couches when invited to talk shows.

Romy

Thanks for sharing. Really.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Pound him like the hot piece of meat he is, baby!

Now you're talking. He'd have to be decked out in his Batman regalia just for my own kinky entertainment, though.

[amber]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Excuuuuuuuse me, missy- I believe I am second in line, which would put you at thirsty thirds and Sparky at flatulent fourths... Jeezus, I'd hate to hafta wrangle with you at the deli counter line!

Wait - the deli line? What are you saying? That I'll fight fiercely and to the death over a choice piece of meat???

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by sparky

Hmmm, Viggo in the front, you in the middle, Sparky behind you.

One Tower Sandwich, comin up !

Sounds delish- however, there would have to be a slight change in the lineup.

Originally Posted by amber

Just a quick aside - Doesn't Viggo like girls???

Quiet, you! Quit ruining my fun. If I'm not mistaken, I believe Hottie Viggo has dabbled on my side of the street.

Originally Posted by dissention

Now you're talking. He'd have to be decked out in his Batman regalia just for my own kinky entertainment, though.

That would work perfectly with your leather fetish. Maybe he could lightly tickle you a little bit while he's at it?

Originally Posted by amber

Wait - the deli line? What are you saying? That I'll fight fiercely and to the death over a choice piece of meat???

I never thought of it that way (although, it sounds like fun). I was referring to you cutting in line with your ticket, insisting that you are number two.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Sounds delish- however, there would have to be a slight change in the lineup.

Oh come on. Live a little ! Viggo and I could be very persuasive.

BTW, what the HELL is that in your avatar ? All this time I have thought it was a chihuahua sitting on it's haunches with a cigarette in it's little yap.

[amber]

You guys are cute. Next time Viggo (I call him Biggo) stops buy, I'll tell him your plans. We'll both have a good laugh, and then he'll f*** the s*** out of me!!!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by The Tower

That would work perfectly with your leather fetish. Maybe he could lightly tickle you a little bit while he's at it?

Sure, why not, I wouldn't turn his fingers down. Seeing as how tickling and leather get me so hot, I'd be in a state of ecstasy.

[mylittledemon]

Big whoop. Let em have their fun with their publicity stunts. I'd give the relationship about 2 years, then they'll be tired of one another. That Katie must have some killer poon to put one over on Cruise & make him act the way he did on Oprah.

And if it is love, well then God bless those crazy kids.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

That Katie must have some killer poon to put one over on Cruise & make him act the way he did on Oprah.

[amber]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

killer poon

That is sooo going to be my next pet's name.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by sparky

Oh come on. Live a little ! Viggo and I could be very persuasive.

BTW, what the HELL is that in your avatar ? All this time I have thought it was a chihuahua sitting on it's haunches with a cigarette in it's little yap.

That is my dog, Bubbles (yes, she is a chihuahua). She is sitting on the carpet holding a twisted rawhide stick in her paws and chewing on it.

Originally Posted by amber

You guys are cute. Next time Viggo (I call him Biggo) stops buy, I'll tell him your plans. We'll both have a good laugh, and then he'll f*** the s*** out of me!!!

And you thought I was delusional about him....

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

That Katie must have some killer poon to put one over on Cruise & make him act the way he did on Oprah.

Oh yeah... it was her rocking vagina that got Tommy all hot and bothered. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[mylittledemon]

I bet it was. The Cruise probably got a little nutso from not being laid in awhile. He went from having to go to bed with Kidman every night....to Penelope Cruz....I mean, this is one of the luckiest men alive! So then onto some young thing like Katie? She must have some mystical powers.