Desperate Housewives

[dissention]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

11:12 On being named the worst dressed celeb by Mr. Blackwell, Nicollette Sheridan sasses, "I'd rather be No. 1 on the worst-dressed than No. 2 on the best-dressed. What the hell does Mr. Blackwell know anyway?"

WooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOsssssHHHHHHHHHHH!

+10, Nicolette!

[DrummerDeanna]

Speaking of Desperate Housewives...who saw last night's episode...

I thought it was hilarious!! Bree with the gun thing was too funny

[amber]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Speaking of Desperate Housewives...who saw last night's episode...

I thought it was hilarious!! Bree with the gun thing was too funny

ooo, I only saw the last part, what happened?

[skcin]

What am I, the recap girl?

OK, I'll do it. I can't stand the thought of people not keeping up with this show As a side note, who was the idiot at NBC that scheduled the women to present an award at the Globes WHILE their show was airing on ABC? Of course, I'm sure it was done on purpose.

OK, the pharmacist really likes Bree, gives her a gun as a gift (he knew she was a member of the NRA, lol!) She loves it, takes him shooting, he makes a pass at her & accidentally shoots himself in the foot as she rebuffs him. She just wants to be friends (while making Rex jealous) but he wants more. Seems like he'll be turning into a stalker real soon.

Carlos is out of prison, but on house arrest. Gab is pissed that he can't work & she still has to do boat & car shows. She got mad at him cuz he's talking about having kids again & he started yelling that he's still the man of the house & she needs to listen to him, blah blah blah, so she takes the bucket of chicken she got for him across the street, sits down on the curb & eats it in front of him (he can't go more that 100 feet away from his sensor.) He later refills her birth control, has is delievered & replaces the pills with something else. EVIL!

Mike's house was ransacked & his gun & $$$ were taken by the old guy (his father-in-law?) who hired him to do whatever it is he's doing. Says he's taking too long & wants to hire someone else. Mike goes to talk to him, convinces him that he will get the job done by saying that he loved Deirdre (?) The father in law says, I believe you, since you've already killed for her once (?!?!)

Huber's sister starts going through her house, Susan panics when she tells her that Huber wrote everything in her journal, figuring someone will find out about the fire. So she starts being really nice to Edie, goes with her to dump Huber's ashes in a lake, Edie gets suspicious of Susan, then cries & tells Susan what a great friend she really is. Susan can't talke it anymore & tells her about the fire. Edie throws all of Huber's ashes at Susan's face (so gross.) The whole way home, they don't talk, Susan keeps apologizing. Edie says she won't tell the police as long as Susan invites her to the neighborhood poker game once in a while. Then she proceeds to hose Susan down on the front lawn (she couldn't bear to think Huber's ashes were poured down a drain into a sewer.)

Felicity (I can NEVER remember her character's name) keeps arriving to yoga & can't put her kids in the daycare cuz it's full, she argues with the girl who won't let her kids in (it was the baby and her one son, he was sick & couldn't go to school.) The next week she gets there early & still can't get in UNTIL the woman sees that her son is now bald & she thinks he is really "sick" so she lets them in. Of course, he's bald because he got gum in his hair & she had to shave his head the night before - but she doesn't tell them that. Until the next class, when a woman who survives cancer starts talking to him & telling him how brave he is, etc...The kid is freaked out, asks mom "am I dying?" She says "no, people only think you are because I had to shave your head." Of course, everyone is digusted & they leave - no more yoga for her!

I think that's it.

[bikerchic]

Originally Posted by skcin

What am I, the recap girl?

OK, I'll do it. I can't stand the thought of people not keeping up with this show As a side note, who was the idiot at NBC that scheduled the women to present an award at the Globes WHILE their show was airing on ABC? Of course, I'm sure it was done on purpose.

:

Up here in Canada, we have very intelligent television programmers and they aired Desperate Housewives at 7:00 for that reason, eh!

[bikerchic]

Oh ya, great review Paula, I don't need to watch anymore, I'll tune in each week to read your review!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by skcin

Felicity (I can NEVER remember her character's name)

Lynette.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by bikerchic

Oh ya, great review Paula, I don't need to watch anymore, I'll tune in each week to read your review!

Oh no you don't, don't be gettin' lazy on us now!

[skcin]

Originally Posted by dissention

Lynette.

Yeah, I'll never get it. Make sure you read my recaps each week so you can insert her name when I screw it up again

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by skcin

Yeah, I'll never get it. Make sure you read my recaps each week so you can insert her name when I screw it up again

I think I'm finally to the point where I can remember all of their names!! I'm so proud of myself

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

What am I, the recap girl?

OK, I'll do it. I can't stand the thought of people not keeping up with this show As a side note, who was the idiot at NBC that scheduled the women to present an award at the Globes WHILE their show was airing on ABC? Of course, I'm sure it was done on purpose.

OK, the pharmacist really likes Bree, gives her a gun as a gift (he knew she was a member of the NRA, lol!) She loves it, takes him shooting, he makes a pass at her & accidentally shoots himself in the foot as she rebuffs him. She just wants to be friends (while making Rex jealous) but he wants more. Seems like he'll be turning into a stalker real soon.

Carlos is out of prison, but on house arrest. Gab is pissed that he can't work & she still has to do boat & car shows. She got mad at him cuz he's talking about having kids again & he started yelling that he's still the man of the house & she needs to listen to him, blah blah blah, so she takes the bucket of chicken she got for him across the street, sits down on the curb & eats it in front of him (he can't go more that 100 feet away from his sensor.) He later refills her birth control, has is delievered & replaces the pills with something else. EVIL!

Mike's house was ransacked & his gun & $$$ were taken by the old guy (his father-in-law?) who hired him to do whatever it is he's doing. Says he's taking too long & wants to hire someone else. Mike goes to talk to him, convinces him that he will get the job done by saying that he loved Deirdre (?) The father in law says, I believe you, since you've already killed for her once (?!?!)

Huber's sister starts going through her house, Susan panics when she tells her that Huber wrote everything in her journal, figuring someone will find out about the fire. So she starts being really nice to Edie, goes with her to dump Huber's ashes in a lake, Edie gets suspicious of Susan, then cries & tells Susan what a great friend she really is. Susan can't talke it anymore & tells her about the fire. Edie throws all of Huber's ashes at Susan's face (so gross.) The whole way home, they don't talk, Susan keeps apologizing. Edie says she won't tell the police as long as Susan invites her to the neighborhood poker game once in a while. Then she proceeds to hose Susan down on the front lawn (she couldn't bear to think Huber's ashes were poured down a drain into a sewer.)

Felicity (I can NEVER remember her character's name) keeps arriving to yoga & can't put her kids in the daycare cuz it's full, she argues with the girl who won't let her kids in (it was the baby and her one son, he was sick & couldn't go to school.) The next week she gets there early & still can't get in UNTIL the woman sees that her son is now bald & she thinks he is really "sick" so she lets them in. Of course, he's bald because he got gum in his hair & she had to shave his head the night before - but she doesn't tell them that. Until the next class, when a woman who survives cancer starts talking to him & telling him how brave he is, etc...The kid is freaked out, asks mom "am I dying?" She says "no, people only think you are because I had to shave your head." Of course, everyone is digusted & they leave - no more yoga for her!

I think that's it.

THank you.

[skcin]

OMG - Dana's very much alive? I knew Zach didn't kill anyone, but I figured maybe someone else did.

And Lynette's hubby - uhoh........

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by skcin

OMG - Dana's very much alive? I knew Zach didn't kill anyone, but I figured maybe someone else did.

And Lynette's hubby - uhoh........

Sounds like it was a good one and I missed it.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by skcin

OMG - Dana's very much alive? I knew Zach didn't kill anyone, but I figured maybe someone else did.

And Lynette's hubby - uhoh........

Yeah I don't know what to think of last night's episode....it seems that whatever Lynette's hubby did - an affair would be too obvious you know?

And yeah - now I'm dying to know about this Dana stuff and the bones...that Zach kid is creeeeepy though....that grin he gave his dad when he said they weren't moving..yiiiiikes

[dissention]

I'm starting to get fed up with being strung along so much. They never tell us a single f*cking thing on this show. Take a cue from Melrose Place and learn how to progress storylines without driving your audience mental.

And get rid of Gabrielle. She's boring and annoying. Her husband makes me see red, too.