the official ledgie crush poll!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Those would classify as nightmares.

I can just imagine what occurred in them, too. He tied you to your bedpost, stole your make-up, and then sang through the entire Broadway soundtrack to "Evita" three times in a row, all while you scream for help and he tries to shut you up by saying "Lord chiiiiiiiiiiiiiild, ain't nobody out there who can hear you. Now watch me do Lupone, bitch!"

Listen you used butt plug - just because you lack an audience does not mean I, HELLO the one with the talent, need one.

Get it - Got it - Good

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by amber

I don't have a crush, but I have totally inexplicably had 2, count them, 2 dreams about Strand.
It probably just means I want to go on trips and have nice things...

Love ya, Strand!

I am honored and flattered.

BTW - Dissention is the Lochness Monster and he has a hump in his thoracic region and its hairy.

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Listen you used butt plug -

So many more sentences should start this way....

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Oh, please, it showed more than that. . . . .

Nose hair in need of trimming - manscaping indeed

[sparky]

Originally Posted by The Tower

DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!!!
Fellow perv Amber wins the prize!!

Don't need to see his face ? So you've already seen his ASS ?

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by sparky

Don't need to see his face ? So you've already seen his ASS ?

He shows it in every thread

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

Don't need to see his face ? So you've already seen his ASS ?

imagine. He said imagine. Different.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Bless his heart - and just when he thought he had finally tamed that oh so tricky gag reflex. Sadly, the pool water had not killed the crabs and they were seen clinging onto the dead hairy skin for dear life.

OMG. I will never live down that pool thing.

Here's TMI - I haven't EVER tamed my gag reflex. Much to the chagrin of a number of men I have met.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Nose hair in need of trimming - manscaping indeed

Oh, I know. I just let myself go. I look like the Son of Sasquatch, it's truly scary. My back hair is so thick that they could skin me and my flesh would be mistaken for a bearskin rug.

In any event, asshole, I found an old pic from college where I look like absolute **** (post nose job, though ), but I suppose I'll post it. Give me a little while.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by sparky

OMG. I will never live down that pool thing.

Here's TMI - I haven't EVER tamed my gag reflex. Much to the chagrin of a number of men I have met.

I made you gag more than once in Vegas

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

OMG. I will never live down that pool thing.

Here's TMI - I haven't EVER tamed my gag reflex. Much to the chagrin of a number of men I have met.

Ew.

Don't feel bad, though. Remember what I told you happened when I first met Ben? Sucker's like a cucumber.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Oh, I know. I just let myself go. I look like the Son of Sasquatch, it's truly scary. My back hair is so thick that they could skin me and my flesh would be mistaken for a bearskin rug.

In any event, asshole, I found an old pic from college where I look like absolute **** (post nose job, though ), but I suppose I'll post it. Give me a little while.

I think you will look handsome no matter what your proboscis looks like

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Ew.

Don't feel bad, though. Remember what I told you happened when I first met Ben? Sucker's like a cucumber.

practice, practice, practice. practice practice. practice.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by dissention

Ew.

Don't feel bad, though. Remember what I told you happened when I first met Ben? Sucker's like a cucumber.

Yeah. I remember.

It's okay. I deal. I only run into a problem over 7 or so.

OMG, did I just say that ?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I think you will look handsome no matter what your proboscis looks like

Meh, it's the least embarrassing one I found and the only one I found where I'm even slightly smiling. I hate having my picture taken and my roommate took all of them with his ****ty digital camera just to annoy the piss out of me.