crushes... - Page 10

GardenStateGirlie · #**136** 07-24-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

I was actually thinking that same thing while typing what I said earlier...poor thing...that's JUST what she needs haha.

It might not be what she needs but if that means you get a date, then hey

all the same · #**137** 07-24-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit

No, the cranberry juice can get that ton of coffee to go somewhere.

- Jake

That's lame! Here I thought you had a miracle boy conversion tonic and all along you were talking about digestion!

darklinensuit · #**138** 07-24-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

That's lame! Here I thought you had a miracle boy conversion tonic and all along you were talking about digestion!

Sorry, I prefer the role of dietician to miracle-worker pimp.

- Jake

NaiveMelody23 · #**139** 07-24-2005, 11:59 PM

So, I liked this guy once and he was striaght and I was tlaking to him and my other friend on aim, and i accidently typed in that I liked this guy SOOOO much and would do anytihng for him in his im box instead of my friends. Now that is pretty bad, and is why I have stopped crushes lol

all the same · #**140** 07-25-2005, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody23

So, I liked this guy once and he was striaght and I was tlaking to him and my other friend on aim, and i accidently typed in that I liked this guy SOOOO much and would do anytihng for him in his im box instead of my friends. Now that is pretty bad, and is why I have stopped crushes lol

How did the guy react? Jake recommends cranberry juice if you wanna get a straight boy to like you! He swears it works every time!

darklinensuit · #**141** 07-25-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by all the same

How did the guy react? Jake recommends cranberry juice if you wanna get a straight boy to like you! He swears it works every time!

You word twister.

At most you might construe that I said the juice will clean your crush's urinary tract. And I don't mean to sound all sappy & romantic when I say that.

- Jake

all the same · #**142** 07-25-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit

You word twister.

At most you might construe that I said the juice will clean your crush's urinary tract. And I don't mean to sound all sappy & romantic when I say that.

- Jake

A clean urinary tract will just make the whole sexual experience with him all the more pleasurable! It's a two for one deal, this cranberry juice!

darklinensuit · #**143** 07-25-2005, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by all the same

A clean urinary tract will just make the whole sexual experience with him all the more pleasurable! It's a two for one deal, this cranberry juice!

Yeah, you should definitely open with that when you talk with the lucky guy.

- Jake

all the same · #**144** 07-25-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Yeah, you should definitely open with that when you talk with the lucky guy.

- Jake

That's how I get all the action!

all the same · #**145** 07-25-2005, 12:25 AM

So....

I was at the Calgary Folk Music Festival, which was ridiculously good as a side note, and guess who was there? None other than my stinking crush! I was innocently sitting alone on a park bench eating my big plate of Indian food and there he was sitting across the way from me. The thing is, I'm REALLY sick of the crush I have on him. It's totally stupid. So, I just kinda rolled my eyes and said "Oh God!" quietly to myself, finished my meal and went on my way to see more music. Turns out he was working at one of the hippie wares booths, but his booth wasn't selling stuff. I'm not sure what it was. Anyway, since I have this retarded crush on him, obviously I made a point of walking past his booth. And of course I didn't talk to him like a normal human being would do. Oh no, I walked right by pretending not to see him. I really should just be put outta my misery!

NaiveMelody23 · #**146** 07-25-2005, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit

You word twister.

At most you might construe that I said the juice will clean your crush's urinary tract. And I don't mean to sound all sappy & romantic when I say that.

- Jake

well, i guess next tiem when i aim him I will offer him some yummy cranbeery juice, and see what happens

**mylittledemon** · #**147** 07-25-2005, 08:04 AM

I've always had a crush on this girl name Chelly, I worked with her for about 2 years but she was dating another guy during that whole time. She is still dating him now, and I just saw her at a party with her man this past weekend. She's as hot as ever...but her boyfriend is a nice guy and I could never tell her that I'd be a great cat for her.

all the same · #**148** 07-25-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody23

well, i guess next tiem when i aim him I will offer him some yummy cranbeery juice, and see what happens

If anything, his pee will run clear!

all the same · #**149** 07-27-2005, 12:33 AM

So, remember the banker guy that I've had a crush on for a while that is a friend of a friend that I'm supposed to go for drinks with one of these nights? Well... I'm walking home from the gym and walk by a restaurant. He was on a date and appeared to be having a good time. Sigh... stupid not dating!

I hate my life.

macfanken · #**150** 07-27-2005, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by all the same

So, remember the banker guy that I've had a crush on for a while that is a friend of a friend that I'm supposed to go for drinks with one of these nights? Well... I'm walking home from the gym and walk by a restaurant. He was on a date and appeared to be having a good time. Sigh... stupid not dating!

I hate my life.

Oh SUCK!! Well, you don't know for sure that he was on an actual date, do you? Were they making out? Maybe they're just friends... or coworkers... I use to have dinner out all the time, before I turned into an anti-social loner, and it was usually just with friends, hardly ever an actual date.