TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Do you bathe on schedule? Do you brush your teeth on schedule? Does that make you uptight? how is evacuating oneself any different? There is a shower stall at work, but I'll be damned if I ever resort to using it on a daily basis.

No, no, and no it wouldn't if I did. That's because bathing and brushing your teeth are decisions that people make as and when they feel like doing those things. Bowel movements are decisions that your body makes by itself, when it feels the need. Trying to force your body into going at certain times can't be sensible.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Do you bathe on schedule? Do you brush your teeth on schedule? Does that make you uptight? how is evacuating oneself any different? There is a shower stall at work, but I'll be damned if I ever resort to using it on a daily basis.

It looks like you and I are in more control of our bodies, than most.....


I just never HAVE to go, NOW. It just doesn't happen.

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I just never HAVE to go, NOW. It just doesn't happen.

Me neither. My body gives me plenty of warning... always more than enough time to get to an acceptable bathroom. I accept that when I reach the venerable age that you guys have reached it might be different

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Me neither. My body gives me plenty of warning... always more than enough time to get to an acceptable bathroom. I accept that when I reach the venerable age that you guys have reached it might be different

Okay, that's 3 of us, in charge of our boom booms!

Watch those age remarks....I will cut a bitch!




And I'm not trying to start anything with Viv, but if I ever caught anybody taking a sh*t on my garage floor, I can only say, that they might not survive the beating they would receive. The odds are good, that they wouldn't.
I'm wondering about if you thought about driving back, and cleaning it up? Or going back and leaving an apology note, with maybe $50 inside? Because it's still not too late, to do the latter. The RIGHT thing.

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by vivfox

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

And I'm not trying to start anything with Viv, but if I ever caught anybody taking a sh*t on my garage floor, I can only say, that they might not survive the beating they would receive. The odds are good, that they wouldn't.
I'm wondering about if you thought about driving back, and cleaning it up? Or going back and leaving an apology note, with maybe $50 inside? Because it's still not too late, to do the latter. The RIGHT thing.

Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.



Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

Yeah, that's really over 99.9% of most people tolerance.

I didn't think you Brits were allowed to own guns...are you?

[camchristo]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I get up, drink two cans of my coffee(TAB), then the shop's open for business! 30 out of 31 days, I only go the one time. Thanks TAB!

I don't have a hangup about it, but I DO have a hangup about nasty assed public restrooms(~shudder~). I is a germophobe!

Well, all this talk about s**t and I just have to chime in. For the most part, I'm pretty regular. But there are times when I have to leave the house for work by 4 am. On those days, my normal schedule gets a little thrown off and I have to go somewhere other than home. I don't like to go in public bathrooms or at work, but sometimes I just have to. I use the courtesy flush and use air freshener when possible. But, sorry. There are times that I just can't wait til I get back home.

Originally Posted by vivfox

Rock and roll ballerina, where else would she go?

Also camchristo, how rude of you to make this comment. Didn't someone state earlier in this thread that no one is to be judged for what they reveal? Who are you to judge me for my actions until you too one day may face the same predicament?

Oh get over yourself. In case you didn't notice, people are commenting on pretty much every post in this thread. Did you really think such a disturbing post wouldn't garner some disgust? If you can't handle it, don't post things like that.

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.



Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

Yes, yes and yes. I would never think about doing that for one second. I would either find an out of the way tree or just s**t my pants and get home to mitigate the damage as soon as possible. And yes, if he had been caught, he definitely would have been arrested and faced some charges. Now, I can't say I would ever let a stranger in my house to use the bathroom, but someone might have. And I definitely would have kicked the ass of anyone I found doing that in my garage.