What Is Your Name?

[Nikolaj]

What is your social security number?
Where do you work? Do you have direct deposit for your paychecks?
So, what are your bank account numbers? Names of your financial institutions?
What are the license plate numbers and letters on your automobile registration, which state? What is the VIN number of your car? Where do you keep your spare key and registration to transfer title? What does your signature look like?
Well, what is your ATM pincode?
What is your password on Amazon.com?
What are your home and cell phone numbers?
What is your MasterCard or Visa number, all 16 digits? Expiration date? Also, what is the 3 or 4 digit code on the back of the card?
What is your e-mail address?
What is your mother's maiden name? Or, maybe that's all she ever had, you poor bast*rd
What is your address?
What is the first and last name of the married man or married woman you slept with most recently, if you're single?
What is his or her address? Phone number?


My name is Nikolaj.
aka B*tch-a*s!!