Phoenix New Times' FM Movie Script (Spoof)

[Nico]

Originally Posted by njova

Oh my god Joseph Fiennes is so damm hot!!!

He's handsome, but he doesn't look like LB imo. His face is sorta angular and he's slightly balding these days...I've always found his brother circa 1997 (or whenever The English Patient came out) to be just...wow. Ralph Fiennes now? Um, Ew.

This is going to sound really weird but I could imagine, if we were going with Lohan as Stevie, Zac Efron or someone with similar eyes/skinniness playing Lindsey. I mean, at least he can sing. Hollywood can work out the rest as far as looking more like him. But I can see a little LB in the eyes.