An udder lack of decorum: The breast that bounced 'round the world

[CarneVaca]

I'll start by saying that I LIKE breasts. There. I have no problem with exposed breasts. And I'll further add that if there is an exposed breast somewhere in my sight's periphery, my eyeballs are going to zero in on said breast. It's automatic.

I'll also add that Janet Jackson's Superbowl stunt was tacky. Unquestionably.

Yet, I'd like to add some perspective here. CBS was inundated with phone calls and e-mails after goofball Justin exposed the pop siren's right breast. This was no accident. But why all the shock?

A lot of people are claiming a high moral ground by decrying the exposure of a breast that came during the middle of what is a rather violent, often intentionally, show. Surely they are aware that it is often part of a team's winning strategy to injure certain players in the opposing team with an eye to getting them out of the game, thereby, increasing the injuring team's chances at winning. I mean, most of the game revolves around knocking down the guy in front of you, for crying out loud!

Furthermore, you had commercials with horse flatulence, bestiality and old men abusing their elderly wives to get to a bag of chips. And an exposed breast is what's causing all this controversy?

Something is off balance here.