Fleetwood Mac Big Brother 2-Hell again

[golddustdragon]

Contestants
Mick Fleetwood-Drummer/namesake, and past winner
John Mcvie-Bassist/namesake, and honorary penguinologist
Christine Mcvie-Keyboardist/singer, retired member and reluctant contestant
Stevie Nicks-Singer, Yorkie owner and out there
Lindsey Buckingham-Guitarist/singer and cold-blooded killer
Peter Green-Guitarist and nutcase
Danny Kirwan-Guitarist and neurotic
Bekka Bramlett-Singer and...

Contestants that suffered the wrath of Lindsey Buckingham or ran away
Bob Welch-Ran off to Jeremy Iron's cult
Rick Vito-Virtual punching bag for LB. Broken head, broken leg, broken arm etc
Billy Burnette-Deceased. Shot by LB

Let the tusking begin...

8:59 am-Stevie Nicks wakes up on the floor of the kitchen and sees everyone sleeping on the floor too. She wakes up Christine Mcvie. They proceed to make breakfast.

9:07 am-The others wake up except for John Mcvie who is cuddling his stuffed penguin like it was his baby. He can be heard muttering "Say you love me, say you love me".

9:30 am-Everyone finishes breakfast. Thud is heard upstairs. All run up to check it out. Turns out it's Lindsey Buckingham in a strait jacket and a Hannibal mask. He just fell. Stevie wants to free him but the others fiercely oppose so they just leave him there. John wakes up with a happy look on his face. "You said you love me!" he says to the penguin he holds.

10:00 am-Chris drags John and Bekka to help in the garden. Mick is on the couch making up stories for a new book. Stevie is trying to use a computer(isn't that weird?). Danny and Pete have a jam session but kill it because Lindsey is not there.

1:06 pm-Nothing much happened in the last 3 hours. The action starts when there is a thud on the door. Mick opens it and finds Anthony Hopkins. Anthony tackles Mick to the ground and heads upstairs. Micks calls out for the others and they rush after Anthony. Danny and Pete catch him and drag him outside with Anthony shouting "I must have that Hannibal mask. I'm sick of the impersonations I see every bloody day. Give me that mask!". Stevie knocks him out with her dreamcatcher and they throw a limp Anthony out of the house...

Take it

[mylittledemon]

Piece of advice...lay off the crack pipe!






Haha, just kiddin. But I will say your post made absolutely no sense to me, and I laughed out loud at it. Does anyone speak gobblety gook?

[golddustdragon]

You're supposed to continue the story. And no I don't do drugs. I'm wacky enough without them. Please continue the story.

[dissention]

I think some shippers should be thrown into the house with 'em. That would make for some drama.

Kristen: "So, what's your name, honey?"

Shipper #1: "Don't talk to me. You're nothing but a surrogate. You're nothing to me."

Stevie: "What are you talking about?"

Shipper #2: "She just feels bad for you because you can't have kids with your soulmate, Lindsey Buckingham. Don't feel bad though, all ovaries grow old."

Lindsey: "WHAT?!"

Shipper #1: "Don't you talk to any of us like that, you cheater! How dare you cheat on the Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts?! Especially with that bleached blonde SURROGATE of all things! Hmmph!"

[CarneVaca]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think some shippers should be thrown into the house with 'em. That would make for some drama.

Kristen: "So, what's your name, honey?"

Shipper #1: "Don't talk to me. You're nothing but a surrogate. You're nothing to me."

Stevie: "What are you talking about?"

Shipper #2: "She just feels bad for you because you can't have kids with your soulmate, Lindsey Buckingham. Don't feel bad though, all ovaries grow old."

Lindsey: "WHAT?!"

Shipper #1: "Don't you talk to any of us like that, you cheater! How dare you cheat on the Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts?! Especially with that bleached blonde SURROGATE of all things! Hmmph!"

12:06 John McVie walks in wearing tighty-whities. "Oh, no, not this again. Hey, who hid the peanut butter and the jelly?"

The other housemates in unisson: "YOU MEAN THE POLANER!?"

Shipper #1 "Hello, Johnny boy, come and get it. Where's Lindsey anyway?"

McVie: "Lindsey had to get Medivac-ed. Something about that eye injury of his. You ask me, I think he's just looking for a few hours outside this hell hole."

12:12 Stevie walks out of her bedroom stretching.

12:13 Shipper #3 follows her out glowing.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by CarneVaca

12:06 John McVie walks in wearing tighty-whities. "Oh, no, not this again. Hey, who hid the peanut butter and the jelly?"

The other housemates in unisson: "YOU MEAN THE POLANER!?"

Shipper #1 "Hello, Johnny boy, come and get it. Where's Lindsey anyway?"

McVie: "Lindsey had to get Medivac-ed. Something about that eye injury of his. You ask me, I think he's just looking for a few hours outside this hell hole."

12:12 Stevie walks out of her bedroom stretching.

12:13 Shipper #3 follows her out glowing.

Shipper #1: "You know this is being televised Shipper #3 and Queen of Velvet Fountains and Fairy Farts, we do NOT want to lend any credence to Mari's webpage, which can be found at http://home.tiscali.nl/thenicksfiles/ for all the people watching tonight."

12:17 Mick walks into the living room and sits on the couch.

Mick: "Ick! I told you damned shippers, if you and Lindsey want to play with the PB&J, do it in the privacy of your own room. Now I have this crap all over my chaps and balls!"

Kristen: "He couldn't use the bedroom last night, I locked him out."

Shipper #2: "But WHY?! You damned surrogates are so freakin' uppity!! Argh!"

Kristen: "Well, if you want a man who always wears the same clothes and goes through 143 towels to wipe off his sweat each day in your bed, there's obviously somehting more wrong with you than we first realized."

Shipper #3: "Sticks and stones, surrogate. You ain't fit to lick Stevie's boots, let alone be the cover girl for Town & Country. I despise you. Stop getting pregnant so the soulmates can consummate their love finally."

[skcin]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think some shippers should be thrown into the house with 'em. That would make for some drama.

Kristen: "So, what's your name, honey?"

Shipper #1: "Don't talk to me. You're nothing but a surrogate. You're nothing to me."

Paula

PS - You are on FIRE today, Dissention!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by skcin

Paula

PS - You are on FIRE today, Dissention!

I know!

Keep giving me inspiration, ya schmucks!

[seteca]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Piece of advice...lay off the crack pipe!






Haha, just kiddin. But I will say your post made absolutely no sense to me, and I laughed out loud at it. Does anyone speak gobblety gook?

It's not "gobblety gook" dude......Golddustdragon seems to have searched through the archives and found the Big Brother thread Madformac and I started 2 years ago. To any Ledgies who weren't around then or couldn't remember that, this thread must have seemed really strange....!

(Any of you newer Ledgies who never read that, search back and have a read if you feel like having a laugh...there were loads of contributions from different Ledgies...and I think Lindsey tried to kill everyone in the house... )

2 years ago.......damn!!!.....how time flies......