TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[jannieC]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Yes, I was in terror. So, would you stink up a public restroom, where everyone knows you?

*I* wouldn't, though I can't fault someone who does because really, that's what they were designed for!

[HejiraNYC]

Originally Posted by jannieC

*I* wouldn't, though I can't fault someone who does because really, that's what they were designed for!

Well, I think there's nothing more obnoxious than walking into work in the morning and having your eyeballs melt from the stench in the bathroom. I mean, you just got into work. Couldn't y'all have taken care of this business before coming in?? Seriously... as far as I'm concerned, doing that sort of thing in public should be only for exceptional, emergency-related purposes.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Well, I think there's nothing more obnoxious than walking into work in the morning and having your eyeballs melt from the stench in the bathroom. I mean, you just got into work. Couldn't y'all have taken care of this business before coming in?? Seriously... as far as I'm concerned, doing that sort of thing in public should be only for exceptional, emergency-related purposes.

I agree, 100%. It should be for emergency use only. I could literally not run out of digits, counting the number of times I've poo'd in a public restroom. I need privacy, and let's not even mention thinking about the filthy toilet seat(thank god I get to pee standing up!!!).

Although my friend swears, that the commute to work, is what makes him have to go.

[ButterCookie]

While we're on the subject of the bathroom, does anyone else struggle to tinkle if someone else can hear?

I have to either angle myself or shove a wad of loo roll down the loo to tinkle on so there's no sound

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

While we're on the subject of the bathroom, does anyone else struggle to tinkle if someone else can hear?

I have to either angle myself or shove a wad of loo roll down the loo to tinkle on so there's no sound

No, it's #2, that I can't stand to let anyone hear.

[ButterCookie]

Well I only poop in the house so that's not a problem *hmm* I imagine in an emergency I'd pull the toilet paper trick, though.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Well I only poop in the house so that's not a problem *hmm* I imagine in an emergency I'd pull the toilet paper trick, though.

The very few times I've done it, I've always managed "the hover"!

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

While we're on the subject of the bathroom, does anyone else struggle to tinkle if someone else can hear?

I have to either angle myself or shove a wad of loo roll down the loo to tinkle on so there's no sound

I don't tend to mind people hearing me wee not if it's a public loo anyway. But if I'm at a friend's, or a guy's house (don't you hate that first awkward 'where's your loo?' question?!) I'm proud to say I've perfected the 'silent wee'! It involves a lot of kegel control and clever angling..!

[DefDumbandBlond]

Figures I'd come back in here and everyone is talking about sh*tting.

Since we're on the subject, I wouldn't mind peeing if someone else was in earshot, everyone does it so I can't imagine anyone especially in a public bathroom seeing as that's what it's for being weirded out by it. I don't like using public bathrooms anyways (well the toilet part), I have a habit of fixing my hair so ya gotta do what ya gotta do. But luckily I've never gotten the urge to take a dump while out but now that I've said something when I go out this weekend I'll probably have cursed myself.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

I don't tend to mind people hearing me wee not if it's a public loo anyway. But if I'm at a friend's, or a guy's house (don't you hate that first awkward 'where's your loo?' question?!) I'm proud to say I've perfected the 'silent wee'! It involves a lot of kegel control and clever angling..!

Haha, on a fairly recent first date, I stopped off at work, just to use the bathroom, even though it was only to pee.
Everyone was like, "you're not working tonight....what are you doing here?"

I couldn't stand, for one of my first date sentences to be "Can I use your bathroom".

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Haha, on a fairly recent first date, I stopped off at work, just to use the bathroom, even though it was only to pee.
Everyone was like, "you're not working tonight....what are you doing here?"

I couldn't stand, for one of my first date sentences to be "Can I use your bathroom".

It's so awkward! Maybe I'm just the last of the great prudes, but I couldn't bear the thought of someone I was in a relationship with being anywhere near me whilst I was using the bathroom. It's just one of those things that make me cringe. Odd, since I'm very open about most things..