TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by markolas

No, the glitter is just suspended inside - like bananas in jello. Basically, I wanted it to be really faggy.

I have fantasies, of being suspended in Jello.

Naked, of course!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

The term 'bumping uglies' really offends me :/

Really? I think it's hilarious!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by DefDumbandBlond

Me either, although I do love the Scissor Sisters, they have a great new album out.

You just ruined(or made) their name for me. I only have DL'd one song by them, but I'll never hear it the same, now.
Thanks.

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

I don't like the think of the children argument. I'm not going to miraculously wake up on my 18th Birthday (in 5/6 months) and shout "YES I AM AN ADULT I CAN TALK ABOUT SEX!" or wake up to a whole host of knowledge that was bestowed on me at 4.30am exactly 18 years after I was born.

Also, boundaries are blurred between countries. In the UK, 16 is the age of consent so does that mean 16 y/o UK Ledgies aren't classed as children in *this* department but US Ledgies have to wait an extra two years?

fyi not an argument. 'think of the children' is a term woven within the Ledge threads as a great source of hilarity.

aren't KIDS as young as 10-12yo into scking and fcking now? was a time when sneaking a smoke in junior high was considered fast and dangerous. haha.

[ButterCookie]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

fyi not an argument. 'think of the children' is a term woven within the Ledge threads as a great source of hilarity.

I did mean in general.

[skcin]

For toys, I would recommend the Jelly C Ring.
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTO...ookieSupport=1

[DefDumbandBlond]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

You just ruined(or made) their name for me. I only have DL'd one song by them, but I'll never hear it the same, now.
Thanks.

Corrupting is what I do best.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by skcin

For toys, I would recommend the Jelly C Ring.
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTO...ookieSupport=1

One of my Mother's friends says she uses one of those to make long, boring road trips go by quicker!

[skcin]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

One of my Mother's friends says she uses one of those to make long, boring road trips go by quicker!

Ewwwwwww. Now I won't be able to use it anymore - I'll be thinking of some old lady humping it in the car.

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by skcin

Ewwwwwww. Now I won't be able to use it anymore - I'll be thinking of some old lady humping it in the car.

Pfff... I know better! You were using it while you typed your last response!

[markolas]

Originally Posted by skcin

For toys, I would recommend the Jelly C Ring.
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTO...ookieSupport=1

That looks...scary. A lot of these toys look like medieval torture devices to me. I was at my bf's mom's house one night and had one of those sex toy infomercials on at 2am...they had this contraption that looked like a blender with a pump that you apparently stick your wang in.

No thanks. I'd sooner put it in the vacuum cleaner.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Pfff... I know better! You were using it while you typed your last response!

Please stop! I'm at work, and am certainly not pleasuring myself at this moment. But now I'll associate the Jelly C with my work AND an old woman on a road trip.

Originally Posted by markolas

That looks...scary. A lot of these toys look like medieval torture devices to me. I was at my bf's mom's house one night and had one of those sex toy infomercials on at 2am...they had this contraption that looked like a blender with a pump that you apparently stick your wang in.

No thanks. I'd sooner put it in the vacuum cleaner.

The circular part is really just a flexible cockring, I swear it's not painful or scary. The bullet thing is what vibes.

[daniellaaarisen]

Best. Thing. Ever.

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exo.../dp/B000EZZ876

[BTFLCHLD]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Best. Thing. Ever.

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exo.../dp/B000EZZ876

woah no used offerings in the new and used section!! bet that makes for pervy dissapointments everywhere!

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by Nikolaj

Does it ever fall out if you run to catch an elevator, a train, a bus, for any reason?
And, what if you're on a rollercoaster, and sometimes they go upside down? If it fell out, would it fly up to your neck after it fell down to your ankles?
You can get toxic schock if you forget to take it out? Dang. Do you pull the string to take it out? Why a string and not a small, thin handle? What if the string breaks? Can you attach another string from an unused one, but then what do you do with the one with no string?
I guess you can go into a swimming pool with them, I seem to remember television commercials that said you could swim, play tennis, go bowling, horseback riding. But wouldn't high tide at the ocean definitely knock it out? .

i'm just now painstakingly moving through this thread but i had to go ahead and comment.

i don't know who you've been sleeping with but typically the vag is pretty tight. if a woman's tampon is falling out because she went horseback riding, someone needs to do their kegels.